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Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****

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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread**** : lol on form again sporny :)
    Posted by HOTFLUSH66
    you think that`s funny, in m/e now will put up my worse chat up line at 9ish
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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66 Member Posts: 79
    edited July 2011
    look forward to it :) goodluck in the m/e pal.
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited July 2011
    Hi guys. Going to have fun tonight i reckon.
     My worst chat up line WAS...'ten ton polar bear.' When she went 'What?' i would answer 'just to break the ice.'  How bad was that?
    not sure if the next will be allowed to air, but here goes...
    The most unusual i heard was from a work colleague who used to ask ladies 'do you give head?'  He used to get a lot of slaps and the occasional black eye. But sometimes he did get lucky!!!!
     Be good guys
    laurie/lozgo

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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    now how do you like your egg on a morning?? scrambled? or fertilized?
    Posted by HOTFLUSH66
    Oh Lord, I think I might vomit.
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  • PenFifteenPenFifteen Member Posts: 429
    edited July 2011

    Evening Rich / Carlo

    Depending on how I a feeling, I either favour a simple "Your gorgeous"

    or If I'm feeling brave

    "Your ugly but you intrigue me"

    Have a good show

    Pen

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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    my worst chat up line was 17yrs ago and i said your wearing the wrong top ? i`v now been married 13yrs
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  • HOTFLUSH66HOTFLUSH66 Member Posts: 79
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread**** : Oh Lord, I think I might vomit.
    Posted by MMegabyte
    pmsl!
    another

    Gee your ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

    another
    You know what they say about beauty... it protects against all evil. Well, with you I feel really safe.
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited July 2011
    Anna might well knock Carlo out, but not necessarily in a poker sense.
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  • mkgunnermkgunner Member Posts: 3,036
    edited July 2011
    i see u rich trying to chat up sophie at the treble your money tables wednesday night by trying to give her a free tsp seat,but she was having none of it.
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  • chaperchaper Member Posts: 20
    edited July 2011
    Hi guys good show as always. 

    Just a qustion on the cash game on friday. The blinds are 2/5,  so you have to call 3/5th of a blind in the SB.  Because you only have to call 1/2 a blind in a normal game do you have to be more careful in these games.

    I would think in 10 seater games this holds ture.
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  • TiaDalmaTiaDalma Member Posts: 454
    edited July 2011
    Penfifteen out of Interest, how many dates compared to black eyes have you had when using your brave chat up line? :)
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    a question for rich - how`s your nut`s after anna_fowler nibbled them the other week ??


    carlos will explain
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  • SheWoreSheWore Member Posts: 19
    edited July 2011
    hopefully this is can be said on air..

    me and a few mates went to a cookery show in London a few months ago [don't ask]
    one of them saw a girl he liked and said ''I'll cook you dinner if you'll cook me breakfast?''

    it worked
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    wiiiiiiiii i have rich`s girl/boyfreind on table in m/e - sara dd36 - bullying again lol
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  • skeetsta69skeetsta69 Member Posts: 11
    edited July 2011
    best chat up line
    borrow carlo citrone,s car    ,go down newcastle quayside and tell all the girls your carlo citrone when your really phil morton!
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  • PenFifteenPenFifteen Member Posts: 429
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Saturday Night Live with Rich and Carlo ****official show thread****:
    Penfifteen out of Interest, how many dates compared to black eyes have you had when using your brave chat up line? :)
    Posted by TiaDalma
    Its a fairly even ratio!
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  • skeetsta69skeetsta69 Member Posts: 11
    edited July 2011
    best chat up line
    borrow carlo citrone,s car    ,go down newcastle quayside and tell all the girls your carlo citrone when your really phil morton!   carlo will remember this


    scotty from 11 beaumont street
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    you have to ask tk this, with chat up lines

    Posts: 4547
    First: 7/2/2010
    Last: 9/7/2011
    		i reckon tikay`s chat up line would go something like this !

    would you like to see my locomotive
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited July 2011
    In fairness, Rich, it's not the first time you've had problems giving it away.
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  • MMegabyteMMegabyte Member Posts: 334
    edited July 2011
    LOL I just had that thought. But I wouldn't know.
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