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COUGH.... Dr Blacke & Nurse Elsa's clinic is now open in Area51 fot those poor struggling team c

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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY

    All right, all right ......... I apologise for taking you out of DTD last night. A7 is a much under-rated hand.  ;o)
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  • imberimber Member Posts: 1,334
    edited July 2011
    TEAM 51 HAVE GOT 5 OUT OF THE TOP 10 POSITIONS IN THE FANTASY LEAGUE - even pretty good at the make believe stuff!!!!!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited July 2011
    Our plan at TNP is working.  We've got all of you where we want you before we spring our surprise attack.


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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    Our plan at TNP is working.  We've got all of you where we want you before we spring our surprise attack.
    Posted by AcidMan27
    Not now Kato
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  • scotty77scotty77 Member Posts: 4,970
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    lololol so true nice one Mr Maxally :)
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  • djblacke04djblacke04 Member Posts: 1,778
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    Us: Current running total is: £12,205.67 You: Approx £12,191
    Posted by Machka

    and your running total started from when?
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  • djblacke04djblacke04 Member Posts: 1,778
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY

    sry just had to post this from our Pm section..

    Dear Alan( Maxally),
    we are sorry you feel that way,but as you were aware we closed our team quite a while back,and it would be unfair just to make an exception for you.Maybe when we are recruiting you might be able to join then,and become a part of the number 1 team on sky..

    enjoy your poker,
    Team 51..



    on a lighter note,seeing as no other teams actually manged to get in the top ten aprt from Pokertrev.....you might want to buy the poker manual at a special discount price of £1379....

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  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    You must be on the wrong page m8, as there is none of that nonsense on the fb site, only constructive, friendly, helpful banter..... but as you used to be a journalist, why let the truth get in the way of a good story!!!!!
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited July 2011


    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : sry just had to post this from our Pm section.. Dear Alan( Maxally), we are sorry you feel that way,but as you were aware we closed our team quite a while back,and it would be unfair just to make an exception for you.Maybe when we are recruiting you might be able to join then,and become a part of the number 1 team on sky.. enjoy your poker, Team 51.. on a lighter note,seeing as no other teams actually manged to get in the top ten aprt from Pokertrev.....you might want to buy the poker manual at a special discount price of £1379....
    Posted by djblacke04


    Except for the mighty Darntootin for the all conquering TNP.

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  • lea116311lea116311 Member Posts: 398
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR /> />>>>>> : I have this morning hacked into Team51's Facebook page. (I used to be a journalist) and boy, if you think that lot moan on here, you should see their page on there! Full of whinge whinge whinge, more whinge and a load of swearing and crying. Anyway, after a got through about 100 pages of X files rubbish, I came across their coaching manual. This is a direct copy from Elsadog's/DJ's 'training' philosophy.... 1)When in doubt, and at any time during a tournament, just shove with any two cards. If they hold up/win, you have played the hand skillfully. If they get beat, you start a thread blaming the RNG. 2) Repeat 1.
    Posted by MAXALLY
    You didn't work for NOTW did you? I thought there was a funny noise on my phone every time I used it.
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  • djblacke04djblacke04 Member Posts: 1,778
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : You didn't work for NOTW did you? I thought there was a funny noise on my phone every time I used it.
    Posted by lea116311

    That would explain why he has so much time on his hands now...
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  • drumahai05drumahai05 Member Posts: 777
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    YOU SURE YOU ONLY HAVE 51 MEMBERS, EVERYTIME TONITE I WAS ON A TABLE WITH THREE 51ers  AND AS SOON AS ONE GET`S KNOCKED OUT ANOTHER 51er COMES ALONG, IT`S A CONSPIRACY I SAY,  
    Posted by spornybol
                                                    



                                                     clones
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> :                                                                                                    clowns
    Posted by drumahai05
    FYP
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR /> />>>>>> : and your running total started from when?
    Posted by djblacke04
    20th June 8.05pm
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,649
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR />>>>>>> : You didn't work for NOTW did you? I thought there was a funny noise on my phone every time I used it.
    Posted by lea116311
    For avoidance of doubt, I am not now, or ever have been, a journalist of any type. And before Rogue reads this....I have 100% got nothing to do with the NOTW :)
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited July 2011
    I heard you have a paper round on a sunday and you used to deliver the NOTW.


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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,649
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: IS IT TIME FOR THE OTHER TEAMS TO GET THEIR COATS? OR >>>>>>>:
    I heard you have a paper round on a sunday and you used to deliver the NOTW.
    Posted by AcidMan27
    Correct on me having a paper round. I did only deliver The Sunday Times & The Sunday Telegraph though, as that is the kind of manor I live in.

    I have heard the paper boys round your area go round in twos for safety reasons and only deliver the Sunday Sport.
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited July 2011
    haha, is the Sunday sport the one with the pictures ?


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  • IRISHROVERIRISHROVER Member Posts: 7,606
    edited July 2011

     quote sky bernie

    " After viewing the tables below ( best laugh i had in awhile ) ,
     Irish can you please set up  poker consulting rooms in AREA51 for
    the weaker teams .
    Maybe you could ask Dr elsa & Dr blacke to help ? "

    quote irishrover

    " No probs bud i will set up consulting rooms later tonight .
    But as you are probaly aware
    their are a few  beyond help .
    The likes of dipso irene , maxs ( thinks he is special ) ally ,
    greg the limper e.tc.
    But yep us at TEAM51 will do our best for you bud,
    WATCH THIS SPACE  "

    JULY DTD TEAM LEAGUE TABLE !! WEEK 1

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51                  18            26           1                 5

    TEAM POKERTREV                         16             9            1                 4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  5             9            0                 3


    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       13             2            0                 2

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           16             0            0                 1


    DTD TEAM LEAGUE TABLE !! WEEK 2 [july]

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51       20            17           0                 5

    TEAM POKERTREV                         15            16           0                 4

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                       11            12           1                 3

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           15              3           2                 2

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  8              0           0                 1



    DTD TEAM LEAGUE TABLE !! WEEK 3 [july]

    Team                                           Runners   Points  Wins    LEAGUE POINTS

    TEAM 51                   21            29           1                 5

    TEAM POKERTREV                         18              6           0                 4

    TEAM NINJA PLONKERS                  6              4           0                 3

    TEAM KNIGHTPLOP                         8              0           0                 2

    TEAM HITSQUAD                           12              0           0                 1




     TEAM51 ARE SO FAR AHEAD OF THE OTHER TEAMS .
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited July 2011
    I HEAR SKY ARE SETTING THERE OWN TEAM UP, THERE NAME M.I.B (MANAGEMENT IN BLACK ) TO SEND TEAM 51 BACK TO WHERE THEY CAME FROM ( URANUS ).
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