ARE YOU A NUTTER?

oynutter

HIYA PEEPIES--This is your last chance to admit here and now that you are a NUTTER!!--The  NUTTERS ONLY TOURNAMENTS--are on the way, so you will be exposed for all to see in the lobby --best, i think, that you own up right now and get it over and done with.----

POST HERE WITH A PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE A NUTTER---

  (loonytoons is excused------obviously)

ANYONE CAUGHT IMPERSONATING A NUTTER, WHEN THEY ARE IN FACT QUITE SENSIBLE, WILL BE PERSECUTED


                 

fingers615

I most definately am a nutter. I never wanted to be, but with a surname like NUTLAND what else can you do. (i still won't be entering daft tourneys though).

oynutter

HI FINGERS---("i still won't be entering daft tourneys though").---careful now--thats borderline sensible---but i'll take your word for it--nutland is good enough for me m8-- OY--NUTTER!!

FlutNush

I'm most definitely a nutter. The proof is irrefutable:

 

1. Whenever I hear someone drop a glass in a pub, I always shout: “Heads!” It really is hilarious. Honest.

 

2. When passing wind (which I refer to as 'Trouser Coughs', purely because I'm a nutter), I always remark: “More Tea, Vicar?” Failing that, I'll say something else original like; “Better out than in”.

 

3. I always go all-in, under the gun, with 7, 3 off suit. Because I'm just mad, me.

 

4. I can do an impression of an elephant, by utilising the inner pocket-lining of my trousers in an intelligent, and original manner.

 

5. I drink four pints of Toilet Duck every evening, then go out with my mates and shout things like: “Oi, Oi, Saveloy!” and “Aye, Aye, Shepherd's Pie”. Everyone in the street thinks we're barmy, but they love it.

 

6. I shave the eyebrows off sleeping passengers on trains.

 

7. That last one is actually untrue... But it just shows how random and nutty I can be.

 

I really am nuts. Can I play?

 

Hale72

Do I REALLY need to provide evidence??????

GoodReads

I'm on about six pills a day to stop the nutter in me escaping and have to be hancuffed to a nurse when i go outside

plz say im in

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

I'm most definitely a nutter. The proof is irrefutable:   1. Whenever I hear someone drop a glass in a pub, I always shout: “Heads!” It really is hilarious. Honest.   2. When passing wind (which I refer to as 'Trouser Coughs' , purely because I'm a nutter), I always remark: “More Tea, Vicar?” Failing that, I'll say something else original like; “Better out than in”.   3. I always go all-in, under the gun, with 7, 3 off suit. Because I'm just mad, me.   4. I can do an impression of an elephant, by utilising the inner pocket-lining of my trousers in an intelligent, and original manner.   5. I drink four pints of Toilet Duck every evening, then go out with my mates and shout things like: “Oi, Oi, Saveloy!” and “Aye, Aye, Shepherd's Pie”. Everyone in the street thinks we're barmy, but they love it.   6. I shave the eyebrows off sleeping passengers on trains.   7. That last one is actually untrue... But it just shows how random and nutty I can be.   I really am nuts. Can I play?  
Posted by FlutNush

ABSOFLOPPINLUTELY FLUTNUSH--I'D SAY YOU ARE NUMBER ONE SEED --WE AINT GOT A CHANCE!!--LOL

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

Do I REALLY need to provide evidence??????
Posted by Hale72

HALE---you're in --you know very well that the evidence is posted all over the forum---your bingo expierience will come in very handy---number two seed i'd say--lol

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

I'm on about six pills a day to stop the nutter in me escaping and have to be hancuffed to a nurse when i go outside plz say im in
Posted by MrMagooo

we couldnt possibly leave you out mrmagooo---this is care in the community after all

beaujolais

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

I'm most definitely a nutter. The proof is irrefutable:   1. Whenever I hear someone drop a glass in a pub, I always shout: “Heads!” It really is hilarious. Honest.   2. When passing wind (which I refer to as 'Trouser Coughs' , purely because I'm a nutter), I always remark: “More Tea, Vicar?” Failing that, I'll say something else original like; “Better out than in”.   3. I always go all-in, under the gun, with 7, 3 off suit. Because I'm just mad, me.   4. I can do an impression of an elephant, by utilising the inner pocket-lining of my trousers in an intelligent, and original manner.   5. I drink four pints of Toilet Duck every evening, then go out with my mates and shout things like: “Oi, Oi, Saveloy!” and “Aye, Aye, Shepherd's Pie”. Everyone in the street thinks we're barmy, but they love it.   6. I shave the eyebrows off sleeping passengers on trains.   7. That last one is actually untrue... But it just shows how random and nutty I can be.   I really am nuts. Can I play?  
Posted by FlutNush

      lmao defo a nutter

razorkev

just ask lee100 if im a NUTTER..............

elsadog

In my work I associate with therapists, psychologists and the odd psychiatrist and they are all way, way more bonkers than you lot. Therefore I think that I qualify by association. I am also fully qualified in both physical restraint and non-violent intervention and I could come in very handy if the river cards get up to their usual tricks during the tournament.

I myself am not nuts (I know this because I have been certified), but I have irrefutable proof that everyone else is.

acebarry10

Hi

Yup I am a nutter like flutnush, if I am in a pub and a glass gets dropped I shout "Sack the Juggler", usualy gets a laff, or is there really a funeral directors called fairest? (oh and yes there is )

SwansFC

J2 is my fav hand, nuff said

NoseyBonk

SPOOOONS

GREGHOGG

I am a nutter there is no doubt

1. my favourite hand is J3 off suit

2. I firmly  believe that Tottenham Hotspur will win the Premiership within 3 years

If that doesnt make me a nutter i dont know what does

Am i in?

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

I am a nutter there is no doubt 1. my favourite hand is J3 off suit 2. I firmly  believe that Tottenham Hotspur will win the Premiership within 3 years If that doesnt make me a nutter i dont know what does Am i in?
Posted by GREGHOGG

you're in greg!!---tottenham hotspur---lol---please see elsa dog at your earliest convenience!!

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

just ask lee100 if im a NUTTER..............
Posted by razorkev

hi razorkev---i have no doubt lee100 is honest enough to own up himself--so he can vouch for you then--till then i will take recent chat box evidence as a qualification---lol

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

Hi Yup I am a nutter like flutnush, if I am in a pub and a glass gets dropped I shout "Sack the Juggler", usualy gets a laff, or is there really a funeral directors called fairest? (oh and yes there is )
Posted by acebarry10

you are definately in barry---loonytoons has already exposed your game preferences--one minute roulette is up there with the very best qualification critieria---lol

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

SPOOOONS
Posted by NoseyBonk

hi noseybonk---sorry mate--an oversight on my part---you should have been excused along with loonytoons--ps--dont listen to elsa dog--most therapists are very good at thier job--and hardly mad at all--well maybe a bit---well perhaps a little more than a bit---mmmm just slightly above the average level--------ok elsa they are all compleley loopacloppified

oynutter

In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:

J2 is my fav hand, nuff said
Posted by SwansFC

hiya swansfc---people that like 2-J off are not automatically qualified as there can be important medical reasons for this particular release---please provide a small piece of supporting evidence for your claim--thanks m8