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ARE YOU A NUTTER?

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  • hurst05hurst05 Member Posts: 1,567
    edited October 2009
    In Response to ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    HIYA PEEPIES--This is your last chance to admit here and now that you are a NUTTER!!--The  NUTTERS ONLY TOURNAMENTS--are on the way, so you will be exposed for all to see in the lobby --best, i think, that you own up right now and get it over and done with.---- POST HERE WITH A PIECE OF EVIDENCE THAT YOU ARE A NUTTER---   (loonytoons is excused------obviously) ANYONE CAUGHT IMPERSONATING A NUTTER, WHEN THEY ARE IN FACT QUITE SENSIBLE, WILL BE PERSECUTED                  
    Posted by oynutter
    lololololololololololololololol OMGWTFBBQ

    i heard oynutter can pregnate a woman just by staring at them!?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In my work I associate with therapists, psychologists and the odd psychiatrist and they are all way, way more bonkers than you lot. Therefore I think that I qualify by association. I am also fully qualified in both physical restraint and non-violent intervention and I could come in very handy if the river cards get up to their usual tricks during the tournament. I myself am not nuts (I know this because I have been certified), but I have irrefutable proof that everyone else is.
    Posted by elsadog
    hi elsadog--not sure if you can recognize yourself in a mirror---but if you could, i can personally assure you that you would
    no longer be in this state of denial and would in fact insist on being seeded above flutnush--good luck under the tables x

       ps---try it--it is you---honestly--next doors dog is black and white and not a bit like you!!
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : you're in greg!!---tottenham hotspur---lol---please see elsa dog at your earliest convenience!!
    Posted by oynutter

    Greg I've booked you into the Arsen Whinger Clinic for a minimum 3 week stay or until you realise that United rule ok.


    (That last bit might just qualify me for the tournament)
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : hi elsadog--not sure if you can recognize yourself in a mirror---but if you could, i can personally assure you that you would no longer be in this state of denial and would in fact insist on being seeded above flutnush--good luck under the tables x
    Posted by oynutter
    I want it understood that if there should be any instances of players developing wet legs during the tournament I will not be held responsible. Three hours under a tournament table without a tree in sight is a long time.

    I've been barking at this stupid mutt in the mirror for over an hour now and all it does is bark back at me. It's a bit of a stand-off at the mo.
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to ARE YOU A NUTTER? : lololololololololololololololol OMGWTFBBQ i heard oynutter can pregnate a woman just by staring at them!?
    Posted by hurst05
    You're getting your facts mixed up here Hurst. It is in fact noseybonk who can pregnate with a stare. On a technical point women are not affected, it's actually Pomegranates that are in danger of falling pregnant.
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to ARE YOU A NUTTER? : lololololololololololololololol OMGWTFBBQ i heard oynutter can pregnate a woman just by staring at them!?
    Posted by hurst05
     hi hurst05---this is a mad assertion altogether-- i only ever wink at them!!
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? :  hi hurst05---this is a mad assertion altogether-- i only ever wink at them !!  by oynutter

    Who didn't use the spellcheck then?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : You're getting your facts mixed up here Hurst. It is in fact noseybonk who can pregnate with a stare. On a technical point women are not affected, it's actually Pomegranates that are in danger of falling pregnant.
    Posted by elsadog
    LOOK HERE ELSADOG--if you dont admit--here and now--that you are at least a bit of a NUTTER--i will start a thread to have a community vote on the matter--denial is a slippery slope you know----most people think its a river--but it is in fact in the austrian alps
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : LOOK HERE ELSADOG--if you dont admit--here and now--that you are at least a bit of a NUTTER--i will start a thread to have a community vote on the matter--denial is a slippery slope you know----most people think its a river--but it is in fact in the austrian alps
    Posted by oynutter
    You'll never get me to talk, never, never ever I tell ya! never never never never never never. Just a minute..............................''gulp, gulp ugh! hate these tablets''..............................................................Ok where was I? Oh! yes as I've mentioned before I have daily contact with Therapists, Psychologists and Psychiatrists. In fact sometimes there are 4 or 5 of them in my small room at the same time, there's hardly room to move sometimes and if it wasn't for the soft effect walls I'm sure somebody would get injured. How you could come to your conclusions is beyond me. It's true that I sometimes type things differently, but have you ever tried typing with your hands behind your back. Anyway I must go, there's a yellow van outside and I think it might be for me.

    Have your community vote see if I care. You must think I'm barking.
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    right---thats it!!! dont say i didnt warn you!!!
  • loonytoonsloonytoons Member Posts: 4,270
    edited October 2009
    I know im exempt but id like to nominate sky bernie, 2 pieces of evidence
    1) Go to IRISHROVER poll under 10 seater deepstacks
    2) I think he must be mad to do this so it must be true
  • SwansFCSwansFC Member Posts: 308
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : hiya swansfc---people that like 2-J off are not automatically qualified as there can be important medical reasons for this particular release---please provide a small piece of supporting evidence for your claim--thanks m8
    Posted by oynutter
    lol wat about me thinking i cud catch you in the orfordable league last month
  • Ozzie08Ozzie08 Member Posts: 963
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    I know im exempt but id like to nominate sky bernie, 2 pieces of evidence 1) Go to IRISHROVER poll under 10 seater deepstacks 2) I think he must be mad to do this so it must be true
    Posted by loonytoons
    Agreed
  • tiggerace7tiggerace7 Member Posts: 93
    edited October 2009
    Hi Rik

    I want in.

    Reason simple......too busy reading about Humpty to watch the forum for serious changes.......and I am still playing spot.....but had 9 to watch tonight


    Pamxx
  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN Member Posts: 1,165
    edited October 2009
    I dont want in or out . IM happy here . And its true , i did take my own pillow to the usa . Ever since my mum gave my teddy to my little brother ..... but im ok now , i have my bacofoil hat and my dead cat . Nutter , you got the password ?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    I know im exempt but id like to nominate sky bernie, 2 pieces of evidence 1) Go to IRISHROVER poll under 10 seater deepstacks 2) I think he must be mad to do this so it must be true
    Posted by loonytoons
    cheers for that loonytoons--sky bernie is definately in ---how could he even think about messin with our 8.15 deepie--who does he think he is --thats what id like to know!!--anyone would think he floppin owned the place!!!

    ps--a small snippet of clarification that you are a nutter would be most welcome--although obviously not essential--gl m8
  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited October 2009
    Pillowman are you still in the area 51 recuperation ward?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : lol wat about me thinking i cud catch you in the orfordable league last month
    Posted by SwansFC
    ample evidence mate imo-- i forgot about that--you will make a fine adversary--ps-wheres badboy and pod1--must be too busy to have seen this thread--lol--only messin lads
  • PILLOWMANPILLOWMAN Member Posts: 1,165
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    Pillowman are you still in the area 51 recuperation ward?
    Posted by elsadog
    Im so happy here , i get smarties every day ,
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited October 2009
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER?:
    In Response to Re: ARE YOU A NUTTER? : Agreed
    Posted by Ozzie08
    come on now oz--you cant qualify as a nutter by saying "agreed"--you must be mad if you think you can--whoops--you're in!!
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