Hoping for a speedy recovery for you mate so that you can get back to the tables as soon as possible. Guess I'll have to donk my chips off to Chris until you get back!
So sorry to hear this sad news Michael., especially when you were so looking forward to the final.Thanks to you and Chris Monday nights are now officially the best poker night of the week and you will be missed by many. Best wishes for a very speedy recovery. x
P.S a joke that will hopefully make you chuckle
A FARMER DECIDEDHE WANTED TO GO TO TOWNAND SEE A MOVIE.
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNERAND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TOTWO OLD WIDOWSNAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTEDAND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . .THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SOCHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUTAND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO MEIS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS ANDHE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.."AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,"BUT THIS ONE'SEATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
So sorry to hear this sad news Michael., especially when you were so looking forward to the final.Thanks to you and Chris Monday nights are now officially the best poker night of the week and you will be missed by many. Best wishes for a very speedy recovery. x P.S a joke that will hopefully make you chuckle A FARMER DECIDED HE WANTED TO GO TO TOWN AND SEE A MOVIE. THE TICKET AGENT ASKED, "SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?" THE OLD FARMER SAID, "THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK. WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES." "I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT "WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER." THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNER AND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS. THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH, BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER. HE SAT DOWN NEXT TO TWO OLD WIDOWS NAMED MILDRED AND MARGE. THE MOVIE STARTED AND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . . THE OLD FARMER UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SO CHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUT AND WATCH THE MOVIE. "MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED. "WHAT?" SAID MARGE. "I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO ME IS A PERVERT." "WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE? "HE UNDID HIS PANTS AND HE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED. "WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.. "AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL" "I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED, "BUT THIS ONE'S EATIN' MY POPCORN...!" Posted by scorpio13
Not sure why some of the words are suddenly joined together !!!
Hoping for a full a speedy, recovery, Michael. Am happy to call you a friend, and trust that you can feel free to call upon that any time. Get weel soon, bud.
I hope you recover soonest Michael. We were friends before, and after meeting you at the week end, we are now mates! I think you robbed two of my lighters though
To cheer up slightly, I got a fiver off that tight wad scouse red bloke when Stoke trounced Liverpool. ish. )
I wish you a very speedy recovery DTW your a top bloke, and what you do on the DTD brightens up our mondays so get well soon:) im sure you will prob get a few hands of poker in with them nurses and doctors see you soon buddy.
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Good luck mate.
P.S a joke that will hopefully make you chuckle
THE TICKET AGENT ASKED,"SIR, WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR SHOULDER?"
THE OLD FARMER SAID,
"THAT'S MY PET ROOSTER CHUCK.WHEREVER I GO, CHUCK GOES."
"I'M SORRY SIR," SAID THE TICKET AGENT
"WE CAN'T ALLOW ANIMALS IN THE THEATER."
THE OLD FARMER WENT AROUND THE CORNERAND STUFFED CHUCK DOWN HIS OVERALLS.THEN HE RETURNED TO THE BOOTH,BOUGHT A TICKET, AND ENTERED THE THEATER.
HE SAT DOWN NEXT TOTWO OLD WIDOWSNAMED MILDRED AND MARGE.
THE MOVIE STARTEDAND THE ROOSTER BEGAN TO SQUIRM. . .THE OLD FARMER
UNBUTTONED HIS FLY SOCHUCK COULD STICK HIS HEAD OUTAND WATCH THE MOVIE.
"MARGE," WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WHAT?" SAID MARGE.
"I THINK THE GUY NEXT TO MEIS A PERVERT."
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SO?" ASKED MARGE?
"HE UNDID HIS PANTS ANDHE HAS HIS THING OUT", WHISPERED MILDRED.
"WELL, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT", SAID MARGE.."AT OUR AGE WE'VE SEEN 'EM ALL"
"I THOUGHT SO TOO", SAID MILDRED,"BUT THIS ONE'SEATIN' MY POPCORN...!"
Not sure why some of the words are suddenly joined together !!!
Scouser will be run legless in your absence, so get back as soon as you're able. DTD won't be quite the same without you ........ Chuckle Bros. FTW
Get well soon micheal hope you to see ya back at tables in no time
Hoping you make a speedy recovery and can get back home soon.
I hope you recover soonest Michael. We were friends before, and after meeting you at the week end, we are now mates! I think you robbed two of my lighters though
To cheer up slightly, I got a fiver off that tight wad scouse red bloke when Stoke trounced Liverpool. ish.
See you soon bud, take care.
JC