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Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!

RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
edited May 2012 in Poker Chat

Ahoy there!

Oh no, I’ve started off on a nautical theme and now will feel obliged to see it through...

So, it’s all aboard the good ship Sky Poker TV tonight with your Admiral of the Fleet Richard Orford and your poop deck cabin boy Tony Tikay Kendall.

We set sail at 1900 hours and will be chartering a course of poker chat and hand analysis.

Here’s what it says on the map...

7pm – Tonight on Sky Poker

-          What’s coming up on the site over the night

-          Following live the TV cash tables

8pm – Ask the Expert

-          Have your hands analysed by Tikay  by sending in your hand IDs and get your burning questions into the man on any subject under the sun.

9pm – Sky Poker School

-          We’ll look at the subject of ‘calling all-in bets’

10pm – Chat Box

Tonight’s subjects will be posted below this OP

11pm – Master Cash

-          Looking at the live action from the TV cash tables moments after they happen

We’d love your input as ever so please post your comments and get your hand i.d. numbers from the TV tables into us so we can fill the show...with you!Very sad news this week at the passing of forum favourite AceBarry who since the very beginning of Sky Poker TV has watched the channel and contributed to the live shows almost every night. Tikay and I will be sure to offer up some words of tribute to the man who was liked by all on the site. As ever, we'll have prizes to give away to the best message contributions tonight.

Two seats into Thursday night's Sky Sports Bounty Hunter. 1 for the best overall message and 1 for the best answer to the following question...

How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?

See what you can do with that!


So, me hearties! Brace the mainsail and a vast behind (and no, I’m not talking about Tikay’s posterior). See you at 7!

End of shippy puns. That's 'shippy'.

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  • EvilPinguEvilPingu Member Posts: 3,462
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!:
    How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb? See what you can with that! Posted by RICHORFORD
    Six.

    One to go out and buy a lightbulb
    One to not be bluffing and actually buy a lightbulb
    One to stop the degen with a lightbulb from taking it to the casino and attaching it to the slot machines
    One to set up a ladder, and another to explain why laddering is bad
    And one to change the lightbulb itself.
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  • EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited May 2012
    How many poker players does it take to change a lightbulb?

    7! One to change it. One to brag about succesffully changing it. Two to say that it's fixed. One to say how unlucky the old buld was, and it was definitely ok right until the end, and two to watch from the rail.

    I know you and Tikay well enough to know you'll be mentioning Barry tonight. All I want to say further is
    ul, gg, nh.
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  • bearlytherbearlyther Member Posts: 1,757
    edited May 2012
    Interesting hand from last nights £33 bounty hunter were i raised under the gun with 107 suited and the flop came 767 i c bet a 6 comes on the turn giving me a full house.  Then on the river a 7 comes giving me quads!  Hand ID 516376042
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  • GatlingGobGatlingGob Member Posts: 101
    edited May 2012
    One to change the lightbulb.
    Fifteen to relate 'bad lightbulb beats'.
    Three to tell the fifteen to shut up, and that bad lightbulb beats are a part of the lightbulb game.
    Six to calculate the odds of changing the lightbulb succesfully given the number of lightswitches available.
    Two to correct the calculations on the basis that some of the lightswitches are in parralell.
    Five to act out of turn by changing a lightbulb before it had blown.
    Two to request a Card Room Manager's decision over the out of turn action.
    One to ask for a clock to be put on the person changing the lightbulb.
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  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited May 2012
    0 the lightbulb still works
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited May 2012
    Chat Box subjects tonight at 10pm. Post your comments below!

    1.      Tommy D winning the VLV Priority Freeroll:


    2.      A look back at the £500 Deepstack @ DTD


    3.      A look back at the Unibet Open Paris:



    4.      We discuss the new WSOP Asia-Pacific series for 2013


    5.      The results of the EPT Grand Final and a celebration that 3 Brits made it to the final table


    6.      All the news from the SCOOP Hi Roller


    7.      The Biggest European event of the year: the Monte-Carlo Casino European Poker Tour Grand Final


    8.      IPOPS technical problems


    9.      All the details on the forthcoming Sky Poker Super Roller- standby, it’s huge!



    10.  And finally some Sky Poker news: including SPT Newcastle

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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited May 2012
    Brilliant answers so far!

    I think we're on to one with this poker players and lightbulb thing.

    I knew you guys would come up with the goods. More please!
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  • drumahai05drumahai05 Member Posts: 777
    edited May 2012
    well rich to change that light bulb i think it would take six players on the final table all trying to climb the same ladder, all chipping in with moves to get higher five will flop and one will see the light. so at the end of the day it only takes one to reach the top of the ladder and change the bulb.
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  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited May 2012


    Rich

    Change of subject

    Can you ask Tikay (or if Tikay sees this) to contact me via fb or pm

    Thanks

    Keith MacAskill (kaymac)
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited May 2012
    Evening Chaps,

    Just thought I'd say congratulations again to TommyD for taking down the VLV for a seat. I'm sure he'll do the Sky community really proud (as will all the other qualifiers).

    Changing a light bulb, now I'd say you need at least 6 players cos otherwise they'd be short-handed.... and wouldnt be able to reach ;)

    Just sent this little riddle to the squaddies and thought I'd send it on to you both, see if you can flex your brains and figure it out during the show. See if you can get some bragging rights over Tikay Rich ;) ...

    There are 2 doors, 1 leads to heaven and 1 leads to ****, both have a guard outside the door. The guard outside the door to **** will always lie, and the guard outside the door to heaven will always tell the truth. Both doors and both guards are identical in appearance.

    You can ask 1 of them 1 question (they're identical so you won't know which one you're asking) ... what question do you ask to find out which door is which?
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  • EyemanEyeman Member Posts: 1,039
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!:
    Evening Chaps, Just thought I'd say congratulations again to TommyD for taking down the VLV for a seat. I'm sure he'll do the Sky community really proud (as will all the other qualifiers). Changing a light bulb, now I'd say you need at least 6 players cos otherwise they'd be short-handed.... and wouldnt be able to reach ;) Just sent this little riddle to the squaddies and thought I'd send it on to you both, see if you can flex your brains and figure it out during the show. See if you can get some bragging rights over Tikay Rich ;) ... There are 2 doors, 1 leads to heaven and 1 leads to ****, both have a guard outside the door. The guard outside the door to **** will always lie, and the guard outside the door to heaven will always tell the truth. Both doors and both guards are identical in appearance. You can ask 1 of them 1 question (they're identical so you won't know which one you're asking) ... what question do you ask to find out which door is which?
    Posted by Lambert180
    This question is older than Tikay! I first heard it about meeting 2 men at a crossroads, I'm surprised it doesn't now concern two poker players.

    If you feel the need, please show my hand from last night's bounty hunter. It's not a bad beat or a brag hand, just incredible.

    516387111

    My shove on the flop looks strange, but my opponenet had been aggro all night, and I felt he'd call - especially if he had AK. What happened next beggars belief.
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited May 2012
    If you're gonna pinch them from sites, at least remove the formatting :p lol
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited May 2012
    Good answers so far. Lambert, I think I may implode Tikay's brain if I riddle him that.

    So I will.

    As for the lightbulb question, if you can all keep them original all the better, but I'll read out everything.

    How about "How Many Sky Poker PLayers does it take to take a lightbulb?" as well?

    No moany answers please though!

    Lol!
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited May 2012
    For Eyeman's Benefit....

    There are 2 doors, 1 leads to a 30p DYM and 1 leads to a seat in the WSOP ME, both have a tournament director outside the door. The tournament director outside the door to the 30p DYM will always lie, and the tournament director outside the door the WSOP ME will always tell the truth. Both doors and tournament directors are identical in appearance.

    You can ask 1 of them 1 question (they're identical so you won't know which one you're asking) ... what question do you ask to find out which door is which?
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  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited May 2012
    You'd need...

    1 Dudeskin to be a complete nit and find the cheapest place to buy a lightbulb...
    1 Spornybol to groan about bubbling/being beaten to the shop by Dudeskin...
    1 ScouseRed to get the job done and fit it.
    1 Orford to bust it within 10 mins...
    1 Machka to bink it and magically make it start working again...

    and 1 Lambert to write about it being done in his diary
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!:
    Rich Change of subject Can you ask Tikay (or if Tikay sees this) to contact me via fb or pm Thanks Keith MacAskill (kaymac)
    Posted by kaymac
    Hi Keith, he's not in yet and prob won;t turn till late (the diva). But I'll be sure to pass on the message although he might not get back to you in time before the show starts.
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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited May 2012
       
    is the answer to number of poker players needed to change a lightbulb.... a forum?

    as even when it's changed it will be debated for days, half will be witty and half will threaten to leave unless it's changed back.






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  • Woogie8688Woogie8688 Member Posts: 811
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!:
    You'd need... 1 Dudeskin to be a complete nit and find the cheapest place to buy a lightbulb... 1 Spornybol to groan about bubbling/being beaten to the shop by Dudeskin... 1 ScouseRed to get the job done and fit it. 1 Orford to bust it within 10 mins... 1 Machka to bink it and magically make it start working again... and 1 Lambert to write about it being done in his diary
    Posted by Lambert180
    Sorry m8 but Rich Orford isn't a poker player
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,646
    edited May 2012


    JUST One Sky Poker player to change a lightbulb.

    Then.......

    One Sky Mod to take the lightbulb down again.
    Another Sky Poker player to put it up again in a different way.
    Ten Sky Poker players then saying how it should of been put up.
    Five Sky Poker players complaining of being left in the dark and just leaving the room in a flounce.
    Six Sky Poker players then writing it all up in their diaries.
    One smart alec Sky Poker player saying the electricity isn't connected anyway.



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  • Red_KingRed_King Member Posts: 2,850
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay!:
    For Eyeman's Benefit.... There are 2 doors, 1 leads to a 30p DYM and 1 leads to a seat in the WSOP ME , both have a tournament director outside the door. The tournament director outside the door to the 30p DYM will always lie, and the tournament director outside the door the WSOP ME will always tell the truth. Both doors and tournament directors are identical in appearance. You can ask 1 of them 1 question (they're identical so you won't know which one you're asking) ... what question do you ask to find out which door is which?
    Posted by Lambert180


    What time is it?                                       



    ps;Rich, will you be reading out the Nautical phrase "Euro Anchor" again tonight, LOL.
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