How many online poker players does it take to change a lightbulb? None. I can see very well with the glow from my laptop thank you.
How many online poker players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But it does take five analyists to tell him how he did it all wrong but got there in the end.
all in is so mi=uch dependant on what has happened before, i.e if someone has just lost a big hand and tthen gone all in, well any pair I'm calling in position, this discussion is so table dynamic it so hard to say
Ask one of them 'Do both doors lead to heaven?'... if he says yes then he's lying and must be guarding ****. If he says no, then he's telling the truth and must be guarding heaven.
Great show so far guys.
With regard to the poker school... I know this is stating the obvious, but in cash it comes down to simply putting your opponent on a range of hands, if you are ahead of his range, then you call.
I.E. If you 3bet with JJ, and he 4bet shoves (preflop) and you know that he is willing to do this with any pocket pair and any rag ace, then it's an easy call
Here's a numbers riddle for Tikay, A Bedouin Chief dies and leaves his 17 Camels to his 3 sons. This is the sum total of his wealth. Eldest son is to get 1/2 of the Camels Second son is to get 1/3 of the Camels Youngest son is to get 1/9 of the Camels None of the Camels are pregnant. None of the sons have any Camels of their own. Only a wise tribe elder can solve this puzzle. (Tikay?) Posted by Red_King
Problem is simply that the amounts don't add up to 100%.
1/2 + 1/3 + 1/9
= 9/18 + 6/18 + 2/18
= 17/18
Therefore, there has to be an 18th camel from somewhere to divide the 17 camels equally. Presumably this 18th camel is then returned to wherever it came from once the camels have been shared out?
Here's a numbers riddle for Tikay, A Bedouin Chief dies and leaves his 17 Camels to his 3 sons. This is the sum total of his wealth. Eldest son is to get 1/2 of the Camels Second son is to get 1/3 of the Camels Youngest son is to get 1/9 of the Camels None of the Camels are pregnant. None of the sons have any Camels of their own. Only a wise tribe elder can solve this puzzle. (Tikay?) Posted by Red_King
Are we talking mammals or an opened packet of cigarettes? lol
In Response to Re: Tonight's live show on 865 with Rich and Tikay! : Problem is simply that the amounts don't add up to 100%. 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/9 = 9/18 + 6/18 + 2/18 = 17/18 Therefore, there has to be an 18th camel from somewhere to divide the 17 camels equally. Presumably this 18th camel is then returned to wherever it came from once the camels have been shared out? Posted by EvilPingu
Correct, the clue was in the question. The tribe elder owns a Camel, which he loans to the brothers, he then divides them up as requested and takes his own back.
Regarding the SCOOP Isildur1 is currently 1/3 in event 3 (H) having won event 2 (M). He is running like Thewy!
Regarding the question of how good are the Brits at poker? This year will be the year of the Brits in Vegas! (He said hoping he is talking about himself or one of the fellow Skypoker players!)
i have only just heard the sad news of barrys passing
i am still relatively new to the site and after my posting to one of the show threads a few months back he sent me a very kind pm with some lovely friendly advice..
a few weeks later he sent me another message with no prompting making sure i was ok. This was all the more remarkable as presumably he was not very well at the time and had more important things to worry about than me.
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How many online poker players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But it does take five analyists to tell him how he did it all wrong but got there in the end.
Ask one of them 'Do both doors lead to heaven?'... if he says yes then he's lying and must be guarding ****. If he says no, then he's telling the truth and must be guarding heaven.
Great show so far guys.
With regard to the poker school... I know this is stating the obvious, but in cash it comes down to simply putting your opponent on a range of hands, if you are ahead of his range, then you call.
I.E. If you 3bet with JJ, and he 4bet shoves (preflop) and you know that he is willing to do this with any pocket pair and any rag ace, then it's an easy call
the question to any one guard is...
"if i were to ask the other guard which door led to heaven which door would he say?"
whatever the answer, walk through the opposite door.
Two, Greghogg and Dylan they would soon feed it and make it heavy. ? Hugs Annie xxx
the problem is that we don't know which guard is guarding which door. the truthful guard could be guarding either one.
rob
A Bedouin Chief dies and leaves his 17 Camels to his 3 sons.
This is the sum total of his wealth.
Eldest son is to get 1/2 of the Camels
Second son is to get 1/3 of the Camels
Youngest son is to get 1/9 of the Camels
None of the Camels are pregnant.
None of the sons have any Camels of their own.
Only a wise tribe elder can solve this puzzle. (Tikay?)
How many poker players does it take to change a light bulb?
Simples!
The answer is:-
One player and a deck of cards.
Start by getting rid of any jokers
make sure you put your heart into doing a diamond job
choose any spade to dig the hole
plant the bulb all in
then select a club to pack the soil
Keep the hooks together if you truly want jacks of all trades!
If in fact it's a heavy bulb you might need to change the plan to suit
The tribe elder owns a Camel, which he loans to the brothers,
he then divides them up as requested and takes his own back.
Regarding the SCOOP Isildur1 is currently 1/3 in event 3 (H) having won event 2 (M). He is running like Thewy!
Regarding the question of how good are the Brits at poker? This year will be the year of the Brits in Vegas! (He said hoping he is talking about himself or one of the fellow Skypoker players!)
Matt
6 max...