All Categories› Poker Chat

You need to be logged in to your Sky Poker account above to post discussions and comments.

You might need to refresh your page afterwards.

The Sky Poker Rumour Mill

SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
edited August 2012 in Poker Chat
Post all confirmed rumours here.  Here is my starter of ten:

1.  Trevor Harris has been assassinated on the orders of 'Mother'
2.  James & Carlos have been sending secret texts to each other
3.  Aussie09 is a closet New Zealander
4.  Channel 865 will be no more
5.  Anna Fowler has a degree in bridge engineering
6.  Spornybol announced as new poker expert on channel 861
7.  Richard Orford to be given on OBE in the Queens Jubilee honours for services to TV Presenting
8.  Tikay to be on next series of Celebrity Big Brother
9.  Greghogg to be the new 'face' for weightwatchers
10. SoLack to get full-time sponsorship from Sky Poker and will be entered in WSOP main event
· Share on Twitter
«1345

Comments

  • TommyDTommyD Member Posts: 4,389
    edited June 2012
    I was with you until number 10, then it just got ludicrous.

    On Number 3, I'll never forget the first time I met Rob.  His nickname is Aussie, he was playing a poker tourney in England, he was wearing a French National Rubgy top and he claimed to be Scottish.  I couldn't decide which country he was from so I just assumed he was a crazy Italian.
    · Share on Twitter
  • Woogie8688Woogie8688 Member Posts: 811
    edited June 2012
    Is this a competition where we have to guess which answer is incorrect?

    If so then I go for No. 10 as being the odd one out & incorrect

    Mike
    · Share on Twitter
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited June 2012

    hey!  this thread is already racing away into fantasy and nonsense. paul was making a few serious points except the closet thing.  and tommyd... well what does he know about anything, i asked his maths class what they thought of their teacher having the skills to go to vegas and they said that it just doesn't add up.

    roberto di australiani


    · Share on Twitter
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited June 2012
    I was just chatting to sporny and he said he was recording and episode but he got banned during it so the show was cancelled.
    · Share on Twitter
  • Carlos_Carlos_ Member Posts: 51
    edited June 2012
    I dont remember recieving any Txts from James ;)
    · Share on Twitter
  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    I dont remember recieving any Txts from James ;)
    Posted by Carlos_

    But you did send some??? ;)

    · Share on Twitter
  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited June 2012
    I heard Sporny was offered the position.
    But apparently the reflection from his bald head dazzled the cameramen/women
    plus he fell short of the under 25 rule.
    He refused to limit his moans to a maximum of 25 per show!

    Please let him back sky he's sorely missed!
    · Share on Twitter
  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad Member Posts: 439
    edited June 2012
    1:The reason that MickJen has not been on the forum is nothing to do with a lifetime chat ban, he has been playing in the big cash games in Macau.....playing h/u with Lord Lucan
    2: Michelle Orpe had became such an adrenalin junkie that she eventually 15 bet Julian Thew....but was looked up when he held 82o....which of course, got there....
    3: Jonny Gould and Ed Giddens are now appearing on the Latvian version of Coach Trip
    4: The original Scotty77 who played on Sky Poker was replaced by an alien that has been programmed not to tilt and/or abuse other players

    only joking....mostly
    · Share on Twitter
  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited June 2012
    Just LOL!!!

    Brilliant All!!
    · Share on Twitter
  • diablo_pezdiablo_pez Member Posts: 1,392
    edited June 2012
    3: Jonny Gould and Ed Giddens are now appearing on the Latvian version of Coach Trip

    ---

    LOL
    · Share on Twitter
  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited June 2012

     All banned players will return when the rake is reduced and the  30p DYMs are reinstated. ?

    · Share on Twitter
  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited June 2012
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread!

    2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff!

    3. Toby and Alan to marry!

    4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box.

    5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan.

    6. Orford Wasnt to blame!

    7. Anna returns home with both shoes.

    9. Number 8 gets left off list.

    10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!


    · Share on Twitter
  • EvilPinguEvilPingu Member Posts: 3,462
    edited June 2012
    In Response to The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    Post all confirmed rumours here.  Here is my starter of ten: 1.  Trevor Harris has been assassinated on the orders of 'Mother' 2.  James & Carlos have been sending secret texts to each other 3.  Aussie09 is a closet New Zealander 4.  Channel 865 will be no more 5.  Anna Fowler has a degree in bridge engineering 6.  Spornybol announced as new poker expert on channel 861 7.  Richard Orford to be given on OBE in the Queens Jubilee honours for services to TV Presenting 8.  Tikay to be on next series of Celebrity Big Brother 9.  Greghogg to be the new 'face' for weightwatchers 10. SoLack to get full-time sponsorship from Sky Poker and will be entered in WSOP main event
    Posted by SoLack


    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread! 2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff! 3. Toby and Alan to marry! 4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box. 5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan. 6. Orford Wasnt to blame! 7. Anna returns home with both shoes. 9. Number 8 gets left off list. 10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!
    Posted by Donut64
    Just need a couple of volunteers and there could be a forum version of Chat Box on YouTube every week :D

    I heard a rumour that the thread would be locked and the creator would be banned from the forum if it became more popular than the actual Chat Box show though.
    · Share on Twitter
  • cleansweepcleansweep Member Posts: 598
    edited June 2012
    Sky Poker are pleased to announce the introduction of UKIPS

    No it's not a series of high end tournaments!

    It's Customer services advice on what to do while you're waiting for 30p DYM's to be reinstated!
    · Share on Twitter
  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited June 2012


        1. Rich Orford may be going to Vegas...

       2. Scouse red no longer has a passion for Hub Caps...

       3. Carlo has cornered the market in Tanning Shops...

       
    · Share on Twitter
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited June 2012

    after his operation last week, scouse_red chris now has three knees.


    · Share on Twitter
  • FlyingDaggFlyingDagg Member Posts: 4,146
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    1. Sky Poker develop a sense of humour and dont close or move this thread! 2. I go a full MTT without 1 outrages bluff! 3. Toby and Alan to marry! 4. Trip5 wins tourney and does not put Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! In chat box. 5. Carlos to appear on show without is fake tan. 6. Orford Wasnt to blame! 7. Anna returns home with both shoes. 9. Number 8 gets left off list. 10. Number 9 & 10 as nothing to do with Sky Poker!
    Posted by Donut64
    Great stuff Donut! Stick to No.2 and you might actually cash one day!. Loving 3 and 4* too.



    *or innit?
    · Share on Twitter
  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Great stuff Donut! Stick to No.2 and you might actually cash one day!. Loving 3 and 4* too. *or innit?
    Posted by FlyingDagg
     I do cash occasionally cash but not for a while on here, but I did cash last night on (better not say) but if you want to know you will have to ask an aussie ex cricketer!
    · Share on Twitter
  • 4EVERGREEN4EVERGREEN Member Posts: 244
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
     All banned players will return when the rake is reduced and the  30p DYMs are reinstated. ?
    Posted by logdon
    Does anyone know when **** is next due to freeze over?
    · Share on Twitter
  • Lambert180Lambert180 Member Posts: 12,197
    edited June 2012
    Unrelated to the thread but why do about 50% of people on the forum call Carlo from 865 Carlos lol.
    · Share on Twitter
Sign In or Register to comment.