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The Sky Poker Rumour Mill

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  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : Lol- if my performances are faultless then where does the expression 'I blame Orford' come from? ;-)
    Posted by RICHORFORD
    It's rumoured

    They had a thread about it!

    Wasn't it called

    Everyone except Orford, obviously!
  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad Member Posts: 439
    edited June 2012
    1: Hitman RV lives in a hut in the Borneo jungle with Michaela Strachan after the demise of his tv show

    2: Sick Swans is a voluntary Vet

    3: Mohican is actually Mo Hican, confusingly the twin brother of Mo Johnson ex Celtic, Rangers and Watford
  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad Member Posts: 439
    edited June 2012
    1: Lisa Marie Long's mum was a huge Elvis fan and Lisa was last seen on a pilgrimage around Tupelo

    2: Penguin 7 is so named because of the amount of chocolate biscuits he eats on an average coach journey

    3: Dollie is actually a serial queue jumper in the Post Office on pension day and is under a Restraining Order that forbids him to go within half a mile of a soft mint
  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited June 2012
                        " New Cash table Rules! "

    Sky are to introduce a seat tax.!   Everyone that sits at a Table will have to pay 10p to sit down, 20p to stand up 30p to go to the loo, 40p to sit out or 60p to leave the game.  If you win a hand you get 20p in the pound back.  ;-) 
  • booboo5205booboo5205 Member Posts: 319
    edited June 2012
         Sky are to unveil a statue in memory of the 30p dym outside Buckingham palace.  Spornybol to be reinstated with full military honours. A N.A.T,O air stike on area 51 . Someone will tell us his or her aces held up within the next 7 days.
  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited June 2012

    in his spare time away from poker julian thew, yoyo, knits
  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited June 2012
    With confidence in US live and on line poker at an all time low!
    a shortage of value accommodation in Vegas and tacky bracelets Carlo wouldn't be seen dead in.
    Sky Pokers Flagship event VLV is to be moved to a more exciting, economic and reliable location!
    Viva Skegness satellites are expected to begin April 1st 2013
    It's rumoured
  • booboo5205booboo5205 Member Posts: 319
    edited June 2012
      Logdon and me to finally admit that our photos here are the real us. There will not be a bad beat tale in bb and v ror 3 days. The queen as agreed to unveil the 30p dym statue.
  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited June 2012
     Sky have hinted that after his last visit to Britain   "The Pope"  blessed Sky's New Building,  he is solely responsible for the Miracle outs now occurring on the tables.?
  • booboo5205booboo5205 Member Posts: 319
    edited June 2012
      Me ,logdon or bluereid to do a sensible post in the next 7 days. A BBC or Sky news "expert" to admit he or she as not got a clue about anything. The 30p dym statue outside buckingham palace to be pulled down in the same way as the one in Bagdad by a raging crowd of mods with the help of enraged mtt players.
  • DUNMIDOSHDUNMIDOSH Member Posts: 1,473
    edited June 2012
    I woke up and Sky Poker had been found guilty of Racis m on the grounds of colour!
    Management had kidnapped 30p DYM's the blue ribbon event of a micro player and won't give them back.
    is that taking the biscuit or what?
  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited June 2012
    Samanfa25 has a wonderful sense of humour, is a lifelong pacifist, and would never resort to violence at an SPT.  (She is also very intelligent and defo not a *****)
  • booboo5205booboo5205 Member Posts: 319
    edited June 2012
     The rng to go before the leveson enquiry for hacking people off. Someone will have the bottle to post one in area 51. The 30p dyms to be brought back with a bottle of wine and 50 poker points to be given to the people coming back . lol.
  • 4EVERGREEN4EVERGREEN Member Posts: 244
    edited June 2012
    James Hartigan has promised never to mention films again if everyone on the site sends him a tenner.
  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited June 2012
    The don90 cracks 4nl.......... Coming very very soon.......
  • MaggiesdadMaggiesdad Member Posts: 439
    edited June 2012
    1: Rio Ferdinand to be special guest at Sky Poker Tour Blackpool - he said he had nothing better to do

    2: Helen Chamberlain is to return to Sky Poker - as Tikay's Vegas coffee runner

    3: Greghogg's shirts have been acknowledged as the inspiration behind this year's Milan fashion week
  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited June 2012
    Technical point on no.1 -  V.funny but by the time the Blackpool SPT comes round any of the actual England squad will also have nothing better to do.
  • BLACK_MASSBLACK_MASS Member Posts: 401
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    James Hartigan has promised never to mention films again if everyone on the site sends him a tenner.
    Posted by 4EVERGREEN
    that would be a terrible pity
    Sky are very lucky to have a gentleman of Mr. Hartigans calibre and i find myself watching his shows with the greater degree of interest that his insight commands
    he has reinvigorated my interest in films more times than i can remember and people would do well to follow his film reviews on the LBC website, particularly to maximise the worth of subscriptions to LoveFilm for example
    there has been only one occasion, ever,  that i would dare venture to question Mr. Hartigans  judgement and that is in his slightly over-enthusiastic appraisal of Black Swan
    i'm just splitting hairs here however and i'm probably wrong anyway as he is a cerebral titan
    it's a shame that all of his fellow presenters don't possess a fraction of his intelligence and wit, especially Orford
    in my opinion the best 865 show ever was the relatively recent episode that saw Mr. Hartigan presenting with Nick Wealthall as guest.
    genuinely funny, they should get Nick on with James again asap, ratings gold !!!!
    additionally my Nan describes Mr. Hartigan as a "handsome hound" and refuses to allow me to watch any 865 show that he isn't presenting because they are boring
    keep up the excellent work James and try not to get too depressed by the wearisome mediocrity of your colleagues or the  banal and groundless criticism of your detractors as witnessed above !
    more film reviews  please !!!!!!!

  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill : that would be a terrible pity Sky are very lucky to have a gentleman of Mr. Hartigans calibre and i find myself watching his shows with the greater degree of interest that his insight commands he has reinvigorated my interest in films more times than i can remember and people would do well to follow his film reviews on the LBC website, particularly to maximise the worth of subscriptions to LoveFilm for example there has been only one occasion, ever,  that i would dare venture to question Mr. Hartigans  judgement and that is in his slightly over-enthusiastic appraisal of Black Swan i'm just splitting hairs here however and i'm probably wrong anyway as he is a cerebral titan it's a shame that all of his fellow presenters don't possess a fraction of his intelligence and wit, especially Orford in my opinion the best 865 show ever was the relatively recent episode that saw Mr. Hartigan presenting with Nick Wealthall as guest. genuinely funny, they should get Nick on with James again asap, ratings gold !!!! additionally my Nan describes Mr. Hartigan as a "handsome hound" and refuses to allow me to watch any 865 show that he isn't presenting because they are boring keep up the excellent work James and try not to get too depressed by the wearisome mediocrity of your colleagues or the  banal and groundless criticism of your detractors as witnessed above ! more film reviews  please !!!!!!!
    Posted by BLACK_MASS

    Maybe you could get Barry Norman and Jonathan Ross to co host with James? 

    You would be in heaven lol.
  • BLACK_MASSBLACK_MASS Member Posts: 401
    edited June 2012
    In Response to Re: The Sky Poker Rumour Mill:
    Maybe you could get Barry Norman and Jonathan Ross to co host with James?  You would be in heaven lol.
    Posted by donkeyplop

    No because:
    1. They don't know as much about films as Mr. Hartigan
    2. They don't know as much about poker as Mr. Hartigan
    3. My Nan thinks that neither is a  "handsome hound" as she does with Mr. Hartigan
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