tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose?

Kiwini4u

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So, what forfeit are we gonna make Orford do? Suggestions please. And keep it clean, right?
Posted by Tikay10

I just thought of the PERFECT forfeit.....The loser (Lord Smirk) has to present the next show that John McCririck is the guest on

Gangster62

we should make Rich wear womens clothes for a whole week

Deadluck

He must name any future children with the middle name "Tikay" or at least "Tony"

LML

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In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : Jeepers. You caved at the first sign of pressure - I expected more from you.
Posted by MereNovice

Hey,

Team Tikay comes with a job security for another month and all the sweets I can eat...

What is team Orford offering eh?! EH??!!

LML

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In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : Using a gapped-straight as an example... it's obvious you're an Orfordian :-D
Posted by NoseyBonk

Shhhh!! I'm undercover!!

apollo_11

Tikay all the way for me.
Lord Smirk should wear the Tikay appreciation society T-shirt for the whole show when he is on with you.

elsadog

In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose?:

In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : Hey, Team Tikay comes with a job security for another month and all the sweets I can eat... What is team Orford offering eh?! EH??!!
Posted by LML

Sarah, just think Tikay in drag, Richard in drag. They will both make you cry but only one will make you happy. Vote Orford.....you know it makes sense.

phil12uk

Guess there has to be a roulette tourney cos all the old uns here cant hack the pace of a long tourney 

GREGHOGG

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Guess there has to be a roulette tourney cos all the old uns here cant hack the pace of a long tourney 
Posted by phil12uk

WRONG!!!!

Talon

 I think that the only suitable forfeit would be to make orford dye his hair grey and present the shows wearing a burgundy jacket

GREGHOGG

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 I think that the only suitable forfeit would be to make orford dye his hair grey and present the shows wearing a burgundy jacket
Posted by Talon

Brilliant idea!

I dont think this can be topped personally!

mabsue

AL THE ROCKS IN HERE AND THE ........................................... NAH I WONT GO THERE SO WE WILL SAY FISH OVER THERE

mabsue

fOR SURE ITS THE BURGANDY JACKET OR IF NOT WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DOES HE FOLLOW THEN JUST PICK THE OLD FOES SHIRT FOR HIM TO WEAR OR A T SHIRT WITH I GOT BEATEN BY THE BURGANDY CREW WHICH HE MUST WEAR TO EVERY POKER EVENT HE TAKE S PART IN FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS JUST A FEW THINKING ON LOL

GREGHOGG

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fOR SURE ITS THE BURGANDY JACKET OR IF NOT WHAT FOOTBALL TEAM DOES HE FOLLOW THEN JUST PICK THE OLD FOES SHIRT FOR HIM TO WEAR OR A T SHIRT WITH I GOT BEATEN BY THE BURGANDY CREW WHICH HE MUST WEAR TO EVERY POKER EVENT HE TAKE S PART IN FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS JUST A FEW THINKING ON LOL
Posted by mabsue

Rich is a WBA fan, so a Wolves shirt would be torturous for him to wear... hehe

dark orange wouldnt half clash with the burgendy jacket tho

margatemaf

orfords orrible lot are gonna get spanked!!! we're gonna raise up and make folding an offer you can't refuse!! 

trevil25

mr.orford should go to steam train convention he would love that lol

Grimstar30

A motely crew if ever I saw one. If you fancy a change of scene and the chance to enjoy 'that winning feeling'* then swing by Team Orford to share the sweet smell of success. Any young good looking women, well, you know where you have to be.

*A feeling created by Orford at the moment of winning the Open.

achill

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AL THE ROCKS IN HERE AND THE ........................................... NAH I WONT GO THERE SO WE WILL SAY FISH OVER THERE
Posted by mabsue

Sharks are a type of fish, are'nt they?

vaigret

Hi Boss

Just voted to join your team.
 
Orford to dress as a fish

elsadog

Prayer won't help you.