In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : I guess, in fairness, that should be the story of The Tortoise and The Hair Posted by RICHORFORD
In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : Lol- I was talking about MYSELF!!! Posted by RICHORFORD
funny I was thinking that ....lol....and Im sure u was x
just joined the winning team, *cough* *cough* tikays team, sorry about that.
i will admit i thought of joing team orford but there's money involved and no point in joining a loser's team, its just not in my nature.
when battle commences and the cards are shuffled orford's feathers will soon be ruffled the man has no class and relies on luck hence the name "lord smuck" tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure but this victory he will treasure skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear hopeless orford is shivvering with fear as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning the money's all in and tikay's in heaven flips over his cards its a straight to the 7 lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind" to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"
just joined the winning team, *cough* *cough* tikays team, sorry about that. Posted by webby234
Well Webby, you've made your bed and now you'll have to lie in it. But don't come crying to me when your team get owned on Tuesday night!
Btw- nice poem! You don't strike me as the poetry type- but what can I say, it had style, it had great composition, it even had a quirky rhyming scheme- top effort.
The only thing you've got wrong, in an otherwise flawless piece of art, is the facts. My team will win. Simple as.
And just so you know what you've just let yourself in for, here's a snapshot of typical members of Team Tikay enjoying themselves recently during a tournament break...
PS- They're from the Junior division of his squad...
As an accidental member of Team Orford (mis-click!), I firmly expect to lose...
So, I suggest the following forfeit for my team captain:
Not only should he be forced to dye his hair blonde.
Not only should he be forced to wear THAT jacket.
He should also be forced to attend the 2010 Steam Locomotive Appreciation Society's Annual Convention in Redruth - and be forced to sit through Tikay's four-hour lecture on the LNER Class A4 4-6-2 Pacific.
We may have to use eyelid clamps (Clockwork Orange-stylee) to ensure Richard pays attention.
As an accidental member of Team Orford (mis-click!), I firmly expect to lose... So, I suggest the following forfeit for my team captain: Not only should he be forced to dye his hair blonde. Not only should he be forced to wear THAT jacket. He should also be forced to attend the 2010 Steam Locomotive Appreciation Society's Annual Convention in Redruth - and be forced to sit through Tikay's four-hour lecture on the LNER Class A4 4-6-2 Pacific. We may have to use eyelid clamps (Clockwork Orange-stylee) to ensure Richard pays attention. Posted by J-Hartigan
Hey james leave our great team leader out of this. There will be no forfeits heading in his direction.
Lets not forget our confidence booster, one the the captains has blown his PTP bankroll and has to go cap in hand to reload, DONT DO IT SKY DES, LET HIM SUFFER lololol, whilst the best captain probs will never have too. Gooooooooooooo tikay
In Response to Re: tikay's Tonkers will beat Orford's Donkers - but WHAT forfeit shall we impose? : Hey james leave our great team leader out of this. There will be no forfeits heading in his direction. Posted by Ozzie08
Well, if Team Tikay loses, their team captain should be forced to live the 'Life of Orford' for a night...
Could everyone's favourite pensioner cope with a marathon session of America's Next Top Model, Most Haunted, Dating in the Dark and Meet the Hasselhoffs? I fear not. Insanity would probably ensue. Which might be mistaken for senility!
OFFICIAL TEAM TIKAY THREAD Team Orford are NOT permitted to Post on this Thread. Spies will be shot. Posted by Tikay10
hi tikay hows things m8 have clicked no preference but have now decided to play for Rich Oford Team tried to click TKO button on home page it won't let me on to survey form to choose could you or Rich or Sky Rich sort it out for me please many thanks michael aka dtw
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orford we do
team tk will have egg on there faces
coz were the ones with poket aces!!!!!
go team orford
i will admit i thought of joing team orford but there's money involved and no point in joining a loser's team, its just not in my nature.
when battle commences and the cards are shuffled
orford's feathers will soon be ruffled
the man has no class and relies on luck
hence the name "lord smuck"
tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure
but this victory he will treasure
skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear
hopeless orford is shivvering with fear
as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning
much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning
the money's all in and tikay's in heaven
flips over his cards its a straight to the 7
lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind"
to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"
Btw- nice poem! You don't strike me as the poetry type- but what can I say, it had style, it had great composition, it even had a quirky rhyming scheme- top effort.
The only thing you've got wrong, in an otherwise flawless piece of art, is the facts. My team will win.
Simple as.
And just so you know what you've just let yourself in for, here's a snapshot of typical members of Team Tikay enjoying themselves recently during a tournament break...
PS- They're from the Junior division of his squad...
C'MON TEAM TIKAY
I'm sure i'm not the only young'un on team Tikay right??? Probs am the baby though =]
Anyways well past my bedtime! lol
Lets not forget our confidence booster, one the the captains has blown his PTP bankroll and has to go cap in hand to reload, DONT DO IT SKY DES, LET HIM SUFFER lololol, whilst the best captain probs will never have too. Gooooooooooooo tikay
hi tikay how will i know which team i am on cheers michael aka dtw
hi tikay hows things m8 have clicked no preference but have now decided to play for Rich Oford Team tried to click TKO button on home page it won't let me on to survey form to choose could you or Rich or Sky Rich sort it out for me please many thanks michael aka dtw
So, I'll field this question- we are working on having a full list of who's in which team to be published on the forum on Tuesday morning.
Watch this space!