Would you like some tips on how to win one of these competitions, MUTTZNUTZ?
1) You've got to bond with the presenter. Flirt with/Mercilessly insult them, as befits your preference.
2) You want to be writing more than single-line posts. They want content for the show so their jobs are that bit easier. Longer, well-written posts are the contributions which are rewarded.
3) Make them laugh. This is easy because they're not all that bright (see point 1. lol)
4) If all else fails, offer sexual favours. This probably won't work the way you intend it to, but will help with point 3.
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1) You've got to bond with the presenter. Flirt with/Mercilessly insult them, as befits your preference.
2) You want to be writing more than single-line posts. They want content for the show so their jobs are that bit easier. Longer, well-written posts are the contributions which are rewarded.
3) Make them laugh. This is easy because they're not all that bright (see point 1. lol)
4) If all else fails, offer sexual favours. This probably won't work the way you intend it to, but will help with point 3.
There you are mate.
Congratulations to N37 and EveningAll who won free entry into the UKOPS 6 Main Event semi satellite @ 20:45 on Friday 12th October........Good Luck