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THe Sky Poker Slang Rhyme
vaigret
Member Posts: 16,380
Got knocked out of Posters freeroll early so made up this little ditty.
Apologies if its been done before or if it doesn't quite scan for you.
Knocked up in a couple of hours.
You should be I here you say
See next post for the rhyme
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Its time for a game, buy in to me,
Texas Hold Em not SNG,
Action starts, blinds but no ante,
Player limps in, oh what a donkey.
Number 2 goes all in with Siegfried and Roy,
Fold goes the San Francisco busboy,
Call says Kojak, check raising a cowboy,
Show down and he’s walking in Broadway
Hands come , hands go, Lucky 7’s hits mullets,
As Alligator Blood holds nerve with bullets,
Raise says TK with big slick,
Out he goes on his walking stick.
Pillowman the rock’s, on a roll,
Vaigret his mate’s on the dole,
The fish flops a flush, Orf’s in a hole,
As the crying call goes to the wall.Railbird’s in chat , oh what a card,As oynutter cold calls lumber yard, Rover has snowmen, Oz Doyle Brunson,Berry patch here to my boat on the ocean. Under the gun with Dolly Parton,Hilton sisters are on the button,Jackson Five are wired to Motown,The nuts wins, well done scrumdown Calling station’s on a chase,Please oh please I want an ace,He gets a duck,Unlucky dear another muck orWho cares a f………., All tilt into the family pot,Lock in here, the ladies are hot,Painted faces raised to a set,Gave a tell with that bet. Gay waiter plays fast and loose, Gets his head stuck in a noose,As Acebarry starts to unwind,Great hand mate, four of a kind. Well we’re at the final table,Good players, you know by their label,Quad aces turn up and I go, I’ve won, I’m over the rainbow. Sky tournie is won , time for some trips,On American Airlines to bluff more chips, WSOP, with Montana Banana,Coffeehousing gets Max tapioca. Well as for me I’m in Vegas, Having fun with the eyes of Texas,Chips all in as I go to see, Playing with high society. My dead man’s hand is closing it out, As Moneymaker is down to the felt,Helmuth’s a maniac, Ivey’s a pup,Looking on as I’m heads up for the cup.
Hope you like
Father Vaigret
Very good father, but does your leader know wat you say about him????
excellent stuff.
Jeager I'm the one who called him a Manatee so I cant go lower with him LOL:
Nice one my good father,i really enjoyed.
ps how long did that take you mate?
And I didnt like to rhyme dav with chav!
Couple of hours mate , does it show
Had to give u a mention
XXX
For you and boro Chipadee
This is at 1am so sorry if not that good.
Chip and boro would never be bottom pair,
As there bumps are in the right places,
They promise me a flush, oh how they care,
Then beat me with river set aces
FATHER V , GREAT STUFF . MORE TO FOLLOW I HOPE . REALLY WANT TO BE THERE , WHEN YOU HOLD UP THE CUP .
But it should have probably read bracelet
Thank you father,
chapter & verse.
XX
how about a TKO bracelet????
Jaeger, the TKO bracelets half over TK's teams hands already.
I'm waiting for somebody to ask me to translate LOL