Sorry father....i have sinned. Only just come across your EXCELLENT thread so i can only apologise at the lateness of my appreciation for it. Great stuff indeed!.
You are a poet
And you did not even........................................................realise (the old ones r the best)
Comments
and as a thank you i will ask "translate plz"
Surely no translation deadhanz
Ok one verse at a time to any posts.
Its time for a game, (amount to enter) to me,
Texas Hold Em not (sit and go),
Action starts, (mandatory bets) but no (forced bet to see),
Player (calls big blind), oh what a (bad player).
Certainly doesn't scan now
Loving the rhyme, and it was right on time (sigh, nah all your m8 and thank you:))
Verse two translation for those who want it.
Number 2 goes (all chips) with (a pair of queens in the hole),
Fold goes the (Q3 in the hole),
Call says (KJ), (check then raise) a (K),
(Hands reveal) and he’s walking in (A high straight)
I'll see what i can do
Third verse now I suppose. B translation
You set me a goal Deadhanz
Hands come , hands go, Lucky 7’s hits (pocket 7’s),
As (Nerves of steel) holds nerve with (pair Aces in hole),
(Increased amount) says TK with (pocket AK)
Out he goes on his walking stick.
its always good to have a goal father lol
Sorry father....i have sinned. Only just come across your EXCELLENT thread so i can only apologise at the lateness of my appreciation for it. Great stuff indeed!.
You are a poet
And you did not even........................................................realise (the old ones r the best)
FITZ.
Thanks all, especially you deadhands for the extra work. Loving it LOL
Next instalament of translation below,
Thanks Apollo and Fitzer , sorry I didn't include you both.
Scrumdown, Max and Oy , hoped you liked your bitz although having read Oy's blogs I think I need to improve.
On that Oy, still hoping to move very very soon so blogging have to go on hold until 2010 at earliest.
That is if anybody wants to read an old priest's thoughts.
Pillowman the (tight player) on a roll,
Vaigret his mate’s on the dole,
The (poor player) (1st three community cards) a (5 of a suit), Orf’s in a (first 2 down cards),
As the (call of a beaten man) goes to the wall.
that certainly doesn't make sense now , let alone scan.
How clever are these slang words, say so little, mean so much
Thanks Pam for your kind comments.
Hi Loonytoons, come to my confessional box and I will put you right.
As you know from playing me I leave those parts of the game to others.
Next verse translation.
(Spectator)’s in chat , oh what a card,
As oynutter (calls a bet and a raise) (K8in the hole),
Rover has (88), Oz (10,2),
(An easy game) here to my (full house) on the ocean.
Just to start it off how about:-
Thou shall not covet thy neighbours full house
Why don't you start a thread on it.
If not I have applied for the job of Team Chaplain to Team TK so If successful I might use.
Unfortunately for your post we all have to endure another verse translation.
Not that I'm complaining lol, but some people might.
(First to bet) with (9, 5 in the hole),
(Wired Queens) are on the (last hand to play),
(Pocket J, 5) are (pocket cards of same rank) to (J,5in the hole),
The (best possible hand wins), well done scrumdown
Feel free to use the Commandments idea, not sure how much I will be around for the next few days so won't be able to monitor a new thread.
Steve