I`m afraid the toilet stories continue, this is a true story to my shame
I was in my teens and off work with a bad dose of flu so bad my mum told me to go to the doctor, i could not drive at the time so took the bus Doctor gave me some antibiotics for my chest and said i had gastric flu, went to the bus stop and was waiting for the bus when i had a coughing fit culminating with me filling my pants I waddled over to the public toilets and into a cubicle, the damage was irreparable, removing my pants and trousers i made the best i could of cleaning up but could not save either so only choice i had was to take off my jumper and step through the arms holding the neck in my hand I then got a taxi home
Often thought about the guy who cleans the toilets surprise
While at school in my day the desk used to open ie to put your books in,everyday 1 lad used to do a dump in random desks.As soon has you walked in the classroom the smell was horrid and there was a mad scramble to avoid the desk which he had done his deed ewww.
To Rich and Ed, If the 7 of clubs did change to a different 7, it wouldn't matter if the 7 of clubs rivered because the pocket 7's would still have a boat over the flush.
Just a little addition to the Jonathan Duhamel tax subject you brought up. Canadians do have a 30% tax on winnings in the US, which equates to 2.7 million USD taken from him.
However, when you look at the ESPN coverage when it comes out, during a break Duhamel adds a new patch, which technically is not allowed. On his right sleeve he put on a patch advertising a company called RMS - Refund Management Services. RMS are a canadian based company that can apply on Duhamels behalf for a partial refund for the next years declared gambling losses. So, if the application is sucessful, Duhamel will basically be freerolling for a while to come if he send off receipts for his losses. But obviously as a sponsored Pokerstars player he gets backed for all tournaments anyway, so in effect, he will be paid a buyin to play an event.
Hi guys. Fun show as usual. I do have a surprise story and guess what it isn't toilet based!!! Many, many years ago (i was still a teenager), a group of my friends decided to walk back to town after a slightly drunken night out. The group contained both boys and girls and as you might imagine a lot of showing off occurred. Dares and bets were being shouted about and one guy said he would climb a lamppost. Being a little drunker than i thought i said i would do it naked. Cut to me being naked at the top of a lamppost. I look down to brag to my mates only to find my mates and my clothes had disappeared to be replaced by a police car and 2 WPCs. Boy was i surprised!!! Suffice it to say that much hilarity and embarrasment ensued, all at my expense!!
Surprise stories :i was with some mates at my best friends house skiving off school,when suddenly his dad arrived back home early and caught us all skiving(Very strict father) and threw the nearest thing to his hand at my mate, which was a steak knife!my mate ducked and i got hit in the arm (drawing blood!) with the knife.I was surprised to say the least!Dave.
Good show boys. Fell asleep earlier and when I woke up I thought this was a repeat whoopsie. When is the repeat on anyone know? Not all bad though, won a DYM with my free £2.20 token
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I`m afraid the toilet stories continue, this is a true story to my shame
I was in my teens and off work with a bad dose of flu so bad my mum told me to go to the doctor, i could not drive at the time so took the bus
Doctor gave me some antibiotics for my chest and said i had gastric flu, went to the bus stop and was waiting for the bus when i had a coughing fit culminating with me filling my pants
I waddled over to the public toilets and into a cubicle, the damage was irreparable, removing my pants and trousers i made the best i could of cleaning up but could not save either so only choice i had was to take off my jumper and step through the arms holding the neck in my hand
I then got a taxi home
Often thought about the guy who cleans the toilets surprise
The shame
Gary
While at school in my day the desk used to open ie to put your books in,everyday 1 lad used to do a dump in random desks.As soon has you walked in the classroom the smell was horrid and there was a mad scramble to avoid the desk which he had done his deed ewww.
If the 7 of clubs did change to a different 7, it wouldn't matter if the 7 of clubs rivered because the pocket 7's would still have a boat over the flush.
I do have a surprise story and guess what it isn't toilet based!!!
Many, many years ago (i was still a teenager), a group of my friends decided to walk back to town after a slightly drunken night out. The group contained both boys and girls and as you might imagine a lot of showing off occurred. Dares and bets were being shouted about and one guy said he would climb a lamppost. Being a little drunker than i thought i said i would do it naked.
Cut to me being naked at the top of a lamppost. I look down to brag to my mates only to find my mates and my clothes had disappeared to be replaced by a police car and 2 WPCs. Boy was i surprised!!!
Suffice it to say that much hilarity and embarrasment ensued, all at my expense!!
thamk you
sorry for delay on phone
well happy
congrats mate...knew my 4 was not going to be quite good enough, now go and cash big so it wont all be for nothing
Though had the subject been based on the sky forum you sooo know i was 6-betting your five!!!
Very well done pal
xx
Top class as always from Rich & Ed just so funny when they work together, is work the right word?
Well played RosJim1 last night.
P.S. Ed I sent the Valuetown T-Shirt in. Can't believe you forgot so soon, sob