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  • tikay1tikay1 Member Posts: 741
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: wsop next year:
    Im only **** 18 (SIGHHH) :(
    Posted by Wacko90
    Wanna swap with me?
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  • Wacko90Wacko90 Member Posts: 906
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: wsop next year:
    In Response to Re: wsop next year : Wanna swap with me?
    Posted by tikay1
    Erm... you know what... being 18 is actually awesome!!! But your offer was kind tikay ;)
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  • BrownnDogBrownnDog Member Posts: 729
    edited November 2010
    I just want to be 21- I can fly with Tikay to Vegas then haha
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited November 2010
    Jock your onto a winner m8. sign me up for a piece of the inaction too
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: wsop next year:
    Jock your onto a winner m8. sign me up for a piece of the inaction too
    Posted by 67Bhoys

    If we pay him an hourly rate ( but only when he's awake ), we can get him really, really cheap ;o)

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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: wsop next year:
    In Response to Re: wsop next year : If we pay him an hourly rate ( but only when he's awake ), we can get him really, really cheap ;o)
    Posted by JockBMW
    Good call mate 1 hours pay should cover it.
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited November 2010
    After my accurate prophesy of Tikay's run to the WSOP Main Event Title.

    I thought I'd let you know what will happen to the other Sky Poker Presenters when they play the same Main Event as TK.

    Unfortunately only one of them will last longer than day 1

    Lisa Marie 

    Day 1

    Hand 1...... gets Dealt Ace Jack.........  Runs out of Card Room screaming, never to be seen again 





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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited November 2010
    James Hartigan

    Day 1

    Hand 1....  Quote from James  "Where the **** are my other two cards.......  **** this for a game of Soldiers"  Storms out never to be seen again
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited November 2010
    Trevor Harris

    Day 1

    Hand 1.   Gets dealt Ace ACe in BB with three all in's before him,  He calls and Quadruples up in First hand.....  Yipppeeee

    Get's up from the table and goes to cash in all his chips.  Quote from Trevor " what do you mean it's not a cash game,  **** this for a game of soldiers"  Storms off never to be seen again  
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited November 2010
    Richard Orford
    Day 1.  
    Hand 1  Richards's Hold Cards  Ace Ace in BB......  Shoves and gets two callers Triples up.Start of Day 2,  in Top 10 of Chips 
    Day 2.
    Hand 1.  Richard's Hold Cards  King King on Button,  Shoves and gets 3 callersQuadruples UpStart of Day 3,  Chip leader
    Day 3
    Hand 1.  Richard's Hold Cards Ace King on Button,  Raises and everyone at the table folds to him Start of Day 4,  Chip Leader Again
    Day 4
    Continues to use his Almighty Size to dominate the field,  Knocks out Tom Dwann with 7 2 off 
    Day 5
    Knocks out Patrick AntoniusKnocks our Barry Greenstein, Gets a free book 
    Day 6
    Knocks out Greg Raymer, Gets a free Fossil 

    Day 7
    Continues to run goodNow on 16,000,000 chips 
    Day 8,
    Goes completely Card dead, but due to his superb poker skills and Excellent Poker Instincts continues to Bluff players off better hands.  
    Gus Hansen Breaks down in Tears after folding Aces to Richards 7 2 off... Pre Flop 
    Makes it  to November 9.Gets Dealt Ace Ace on the Button Gets called by  SB and BB respectively with KK, QQSome Old codger who looks vaguely familiar, if somewhat wrinkles, goes all in with 72 offFlop comes....... 2 2 2  Tk Knocks our RichardRichard Storms out of Card Room never to be seen again.
    Tikay goes back to sleep 
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited November 2010
    Easy money for us mate.  U think we should get him a team Jock official blanket?
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,665
    edited November 2010

    This is what this Community is about Jock - great stuff!
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  • silver8acksilver8ack Member Posts: 1,190
    edited November 2010
    In Response to Re: wsop next year:
    This is what this Community is about Jock - great stuff!
    Posted by Tikay10
    +1
    jock i look forward to this threa just to reead what you have put up next couse its cracking me up :)

    plz keep them coming
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited November 2010
    Brill Jock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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