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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: Why did the patient stare at his doctor?
    A: The doctor had a baseball cap on!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    yesroy said:

    Q: Why did the patient stare at his doctor?
    A: The doctor had a baseball cap on!

    The very person to bring sanity to my thread.
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did goldon do on Boxing Day 2017?
    A: Walked in the countryside and fell in a muddy puddle!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    yesroy said:

    Q: What did goldon do on Boxing Day 2017?
    A: Walked in the countryside and fell in a muddy puddle!

    Nah! Was pushed in by the muddy brigade.
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    paige55paige55 Member Posts: 2,953
    can I hide in here for a while please
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    edited December 2017
    paige55 said:

    can I hide in here for a while please

    May the force be with you. Princes Kitty Purrrrrrrrr Meow
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    They hide in numbers but I forgive them . "Lotto"
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the doctor do when his patient coughed during the appointment?
    A: Frowned and shouted as loud as he could down his ear!
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the doctor do when his patient arrived for his appointment?
    A: Greeted him with a frown and then gnashed his teeth!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    Where have you been all these years in the doctors waiting room.
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    Must remember. Stay away from the "Dark Side "
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    edited December 2017
    Instruction Manual, "How to Catch Fish"

    Step one; Piece of string bent pin attach worm.

    Step two; Fishing rod & reel fresh maggot..

    Step three; Fishing Net on pole.

    Step Four; Stick of Dynamite.

    Step Five; North Sea Trawler.

    Or £10 jump in the net bonus.
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the doctor do when the patient sat down during the appointment?
    A: Stood up abruptly and lashed out with his fists!
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the doctor do when his patient's back was turned?
    A: Mocked him with mimicry!
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the patient say when the doctor handed him the prescription?
    A: These aren't suitable for me, doc!
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did goldon suggest on Christmas Eve?
    A: To sit in a muddy puddle and wet our hair!
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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    yesroy said:

    Q: What did goldon suggest on Christmas Eve?
    A: To sit in a muddy puddle and wet our hair!


    Sounds OK to me ..... Weather Person say, no Snow, so Wet Wet Wet.

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    goldongoldon Member Posts: 8,548
    edited December 2017
    Q. There is Defiantly something wrong with the patient but the Doctor has no Idea what it is. He has asked the "Specialists in the Field " to help but Dr Jekyll is in two minds what to do.

    A.

    Q. Doctors Practice is short of Patients, how does he attract new one's.

    A.

    Something to ponder on. !
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the doctor do when his patient arrived?
    A: Clapped his hands loudly very close to the patient's face!
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    yesroyyesroy Member Posts: 79
    Q: What did the patient say to his doctor?
    A: Let me cut your hair!
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