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AL's BAR

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  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited February 2014
    Stop Crowing and tidy the place up ............ no one's been in for 3 days.!  Where's that Temp Barman you appointed.!
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Wiiiiiiiiiiii......rack em up! The beers are on the house!! Just had my 1st tourney win since ....I forget....but well chuffed! TSP Lite. MAXALLY 174000 1 £70 + 15 League Points
    Posted by MAXALLY
    Keep those beers coming barman £70 tab behind the bar!!
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    So, who's in bar charge while Maxxy is spending the weekend playing with the sheep????

    I'll have three pints and a blue aftershock while you decide..anyone for snap?

    xx
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  • DOHHHHHHHDOHHHHHHH Member Posts: 17,929
    edited February 2014
    Pub Decathlon.....

    10 games....

    1) Killer Pool !!!!
    2)
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    4)
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    9)
    10)
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  • logdonlogdon Member Posts: 1,777
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    Pub Decathlon..... 10 games.... 1) Killer Pool !!!! 2) 3) 4) 5) 6) 7) 8) 9) 10)
    Posted by DOHHHHHHH
      2.   Deadly Darts.
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    3) snap for schnaps
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  • 67Bhoys67Bhoys Member Posts: 2,553
    edited February 2014
    4) Strip dominoes
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,636
    edited February 2014


    5) Guess the next forum ban.


    IRENE!....I will leave you in charge. Gawd help me :)
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    5) Guess the next forum ban. IRENE!....I will leave you in charge. Gawd help me :)
    Posted by MAXALLY
    BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-D MOVE!!!!!

    Dohhhhhhh...I nominate you, here's the keys to the store room

    Let the bar wars begin ;o)))

    xx
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  • bludreid11bludreid11 Member Posts: 490
    edited February 2014
    you need to train your staff a little better on the cocktail menu.
    my first visit to your bar,i asked for  A SLOW COMFOTABLE S CREW AGAINST THE WALL,
    half an hour later i explained it was a drink.
    i will be back when ive thought up another cocktail,  cheers
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    you need to train your staff a little better on the cocktail menu. my first visit to your bar,i asked for  A SLOW COMFOTABLE S CREW AGAINST THE WALL, half an hour later i explained it was a drink. i will be back when ive thought up another cocktail,  cheers
    Posted by bludreid11
    Actually I think you got exactly what you asked for...

    Orgasaming on the beach anyone???

    xx
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    *Smash*

    *Tinkle tinkle*

    *Crunch crunch cruch*

    Right, I'm in...


    ...    PARTY!!!!
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUDWLp1yIWw

    Ahhhh the good old days, not like these so called bands you get now...
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Now yer talking...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFQ77Nni5rQ

    HAIL S*T*N!!!
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZPy7c7bIw

    Night night children...night night...
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZZPy7c7bIw Night night children...night night...
    Posted by Darntootin
    Night petal!!!!

    zzzz
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited February 2014
    Geeze - I know a lot of pubs have a lock-in, but this is ridiculous. What time is Maxally getting back from Cardiff to let us out? - I need an asprin!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,636
    edited February 2014



    What has been going on here then??

    FFS.....leave Irene in charge for two days and come back to find no ale left, the till empty, the jukebox broken, 200 empty pizza boxes (was Dohhh in last night?), all the windows smashed, and half a dozen drunken soles still in here asleep!!! GET OUT OF MY PUB!!...<<< said in classic eastenders twang.

    **** BAR TEMPORARY CLOSED FOR ESSENTIAL MAINTENANCE & RE-STOCKING *****

    WE HOPE TO BE RE-OPEN MONDAY NIGHT FOR THE DTD CROWD.
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Thank Gawd you're back Max!

    Check the CCTV (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cds7lSHawAw), Logdon was on a right ben der...I aint never been so scared!!!
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited February 2014
    Spoilsport!!!!!

    We had a 48-hour lock in...which was going brilliant until Toon started doing Riverdance FFS!!!

    The pizza boxes belong to the firemen who liked the bar so much they stayed after resolving a rather tenuous situation with the sambuca rail...Go figure!!!

    Anyway, welcome back Maxxy..hope you enjoy the clean up as much as we enjoyed making the mess...

    I'm off to source some Neurofen innit?

    xx
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