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AL's BAR

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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Crivens!!

    This bits titting deed.

    (Table Matlock - you know it makes sense)

    * Gets up from chair, stretches legs / makes exaturated yawn pose and moves to the jukebox*

    Right, whits oan this piece a Gillian McKeich...mmmmm no bad, quite eclectic...

    N'other round Max...doubles.........
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    DTD ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!

    I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    J&B, pleny ice please.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,618
    edited February 2014


    Doubles?....nah, not at this time of the night. Trebles it is. I will join you in a wee southern comfort my friend. The jukebox is free BTW....
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Sorry...meant to put a song on the old jukebox...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQWuWfxMXA0
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014

    Do I have to keep ma hat oan?

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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    In Response to Re: AL's BAR:
    DTD ON MONDAY!!!!!!!! I'M IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Posted by Darntootin
    Ya know whit, a cashed in wan o them the other weak...AND NOT A MENTION...nowt...ok it was a min cash fir fudgeickles but ye ken...yer first go...a wee mention...ken...it wid be nice...
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Max, ah hope this bits no closin early just cos o the clocks gan forward?
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Table Matlock 2p/4p 10 seater...at least the next hour...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZlcnD__ekA
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    MAX! MAX!?

    Oh well, looks like self service again...

    I could get to like it here :O
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014

    Tidy bit o tail...table Axbridge ;)

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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    I really hope u dont lose yer license Al :/

    Ah mean...nother Jayanbeeeeeeeeeeeee...

    Blumin boring table...nae banter, ken...

    Thank the Pontif this jukebox is free...

    http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&sqi=2&ved=0CBoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DQHFK1yKfiGo&ei=9LGOTc3ANOOShAfInuW7Dg&usg=AFQjCNF_kI2Yboo0zQqPKHwJ9eNM5r7Faw
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Nightmare....£10 burnt...bummer.

    Who's up fir a  £ DYM?
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014
    Ah think the Grand Prix's on in an hour....
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  • DarntootinDarntootin Member Posts: 1,521
    edited February 2014

    Night night everyone, night night.

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  • bandinibandini Member Posts: 1,802
    edited February 2014
    Ahll fkjn c um in here if I fvgkn want.

    Scotland!!!!

    Freedommmm!!!!

    Who's bar? Pinkie's? I'll fight him.

    It's mah bar now.

    No fighting Hitman, he looks an evul f ker. Army trained proabubly. But will if ah huv tae.

    bandini's bar. Free drink. Until Pinkie hands it over to me. Then you'll pay.

    bandini's bar.
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited February 2014
    Hitman pops in to get ready for the sunday first shift.


    "Mornin !! ahh No-one in yet....WTF!!...What happened here last nite !!!!!!!!!"


      He scans near devastation all around, Furniture up-turned, glasses & 1/3 empty bottles a whisky scattered amongst what looks like several 1/2 eaten Haggis, & meybe a hedgehaggis!! A spooran hangs from the main lite fittin, drippin with what smells akin to pish!

       A  food splattered Kilt is drapped over the juke-box, which is jammed, stutteringly playin, 'Letter from America'!! Al's favorite bar mirror, is scrawled upon menacingly in blood with the words,
     
    "Death to Longshanks, remember Bannockburn & Braveheart!!"


    Hitman Shakes his head, grabs a broom, & starts to sweep, humming 'ole man river',

    He says forlornly to the empty drink & pish-strewn bar, but no-one hears.......

    " Al's gonna have ta think about barring the 'Gorbals Womens Institute Meetings' from here !!
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,618
    edited February 2014


    Ya kidding me right?....

    What a mess! * SIGH * I best get me brush n pan and give you hand Hitman.

    We best have a commitee meeting regarding the admittance of rowdy Jocks! Saying that though, Jaegerbomb is coming later to celebrate his Vegas Final win tonight, so I may have to enforce some relaxed door rules for tonight only.

    I will have a couple of thinking beers while I get me head round it all.
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,618
    edited February 2014


    * CELEBRATION TIME!!! *


    The party pops go off!, The lights go crazy....what could this mean?

    Has LML become our new Barmaid?
    Did Hitpup win the lottery?



    Nope.....just celebrating the 100th post in here.

    Lets have a drink to celebrate! Here is to a 100 more!


    Cheers.
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  • HITMAN_RVHITMAN_RV Member Posts: 8,688
    edited February 2014

    Vegas semi!!  Give Me a triple ANYTHING & QUICK!!

    Hand History #356010076 (18:21 27/03/2011)

    PlayerActionCardsAmountPotBalance
    themoose17 Small blind  100.00 100.00 3987.50
    beaneh Big blind  200.00 300.00 4877.50
      Your hole cards
    • K
    • K
    		     
    HITMAN_RV Raise  400.00 700.00 3165.00
    penguin7 Fold     
    smudger020 Fold     
    jakally Fold     
    themoose17 Fold     
    beaneh All-in  4877.50 5577.50 0.00
    HITMAN_RV All-in  3165.00 8742.50 0.00
    beaneh Unmatched bet  1512.50 7230.00 1512.50
    beaneh Show
    • 10
    • 10
    		   
    HITMAN_RV Show
    • K
    • K
    		   
    Flop
       
    • 9
    • 3
    • 3
    		     
    Turn
       
    • 3
    		     
    River
       
    • 10
    		     
    beaneh Win Full House, 10s and 3s 7230.00
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