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Chatbox humour

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  • thefa1lacythefa1lacy Member Posts: 201
    edited November 2015
    GOD BLESS AMERICA!
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,218
    edited November 2015
    Someones having fun, relentless fun. (edit muted now)


    SPARTASC: TE TINKIN MAN
    › SPARTASC has won £0.25 with Three 5s 5c5s5hTh9s
    SPARTASC: OOOOO
    08:31› flamingo has won £0.18
    SPARTASC: AVE NO SMELLY FEET OR STUFFF
    08:32mumsie: did you mention smelly feet ?
    SPARTASC: BUT IF YOO DONT LOVE ME
    › SPARTASC has won £0.46 with Two Pairs, Aces and 8s AhAc8d8cQd
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,836)
    SPARTASC: SALL L BEGIN
    SPARTASC: NAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
    08:33› flamingo has won £0.34
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,877)
    SPARTASC: BAD AIR DOO
    SPARTASC: 2
    SPARTASC: UGLY 2 B CAMPION
    SPARTASC: EICK
    08:34SPARTASC: AM TE FUKIN GREATEST
    › boing77 has won £0.27 with Two Pairs, Aces and 9s AhAc9h9dTd
    SPARTASC: SO A CAN SAY SO
    SPARTASC: SO
    › Beginning a new hand (972,816,953)
    08:35SPARTASC: FRIKIN
    SPARTASC: ***<<<<<<<<<<<<this word was filtered out, its dog spelt with an A !
    › mumsie has won £1.71
    SPARTASC: FLAFUKINMINGO
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,010)
    SPARTASC: NOW AVE SEEN SOME
    SPARTASC: OK WE MOVE ON
    08:36› boing77 has won £0.18
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,068)
    SPARTASC: DAREN IT
    08:37SPARTASC: AM NO DARREN
    SPARTASC: AM
    › mumsie has won £0.71
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,124)
    SPARTASC: 7ADAO YOOZ
    08:38› mumsie has won £0.57
    › Beginning a new hand (972,817,187)
    SPARTASC: U BEING BURT DAGGY
    SPARTASC: LOLK
    SPARTASC: DARN
    SPARTASC: LOL
    mumsie: do you have sausagely fat fingers?
    08:39SPARTASC: PMSL
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,626
    edited November 2015

    Lordy, wonder what he (or she?) has been drinking.
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,185
    edited November 2015
    ^ What a load of gibberish!

    * edit, not Tikay obvs


  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited November 2015
    I've got a few recent chatbox conversations that I could share?
    Regretting starting this thread Tikay? :)
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,185
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    Lordy, wonder what he (or she?) has been drinking.
    Posted by Tikay10

    I could drink two bottles of Scotch and not be that bad!
    He/she must be on WD40


  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,233
    edited November 2015
    a recent convo I witnessed 1st hand from a master of the chatbox......

    names have been changed, and some editing has taken place otherwise the filters would explode ;-)

    New name on a hi lo DYM, steams into every pot raising like a maniac and takes a healthy bundle of chips in the first couple of orbits then starts......

    lippy drunken yoof ; wtf this is hi lo ****, been on the buckfast, meant to reg HE

    wordly wise winder upper : the wheel is nut lo, high hands as per normal omaha, must use 2 hole cards

    LDY : pointless, stupid game

    WWWU ; youre welcome, would you like do a quiz

    LDY (massive chip leader at this point) : ok

    WWWU : What is your favourite sandwich?

    LDY : Bacon

    WWWU : Have you drunk your own urine al la Bear Grylls?

    LDY : NO, but ************* (sentence edited ;-))

    WWWU : Are you circumcised?

    LDY (stack dwindling) : Bit personal that, I ********* ( as above)

    WWWU : Be honest now, are you fond of the pork sword?

    LDY (stack almost gone) : FU

    BUST

    WWWU : Job done.



  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,626
    edited November 2015
    In Response to Re: Chatbox humour:
    a recent convo I witnessed 1st hand from a master of the chatbox...... names have been changed, and some editing has taken place otherwise the filters would explode ;-) New name on a hi lo DYM, steams into every pot raising like a maniac and takes a healthy bundle of chips in the first couple of orbits then starts...... lippy drunken yoof ; wtf this is hi lo ****, been on the buckfast, meant to reg HE wordly wise winder upper : the wheel is nut lo, high hands as per normal omaha, must use 2 hole cards LDY : pointless, stupid game WWWU ; youre welcome, would you like do a quiz LDY (massive chip leader at this point) : ok WWWU : What is your favourite sandwich? LDY : Bacon WWWU : Have you drunk your own urine al la Bear Grylls? LDY : NO, but ************* (sentence edited ;-)) WWWU : Are you circumcised? LDY (stack dwindling) : Bit personal that, I ********* ( as above) WWWU : Be honest now, are you fond of the pork sword? LDY (stack almost gone) : FU BUST WWWU : Job done.
    Posted by HENDRIK62
    Superb.

    Would only need 2 guesses to identify "Worldly Wise Winder Upper". Can only be Lady Twaddle or mmmmm, both are the greatest anti-trollers I've ever seen.
     
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,218
    edited November 2015

    Funnier



    Grumpy
    : slowest table ever20:43He man: do you keep a diary ?Grumpy: your the worst20:44 He man: im in your Diary? :D Grumpy: u r in nothing of mine

    20:45He man: im in your chatbox :D
  • splashiessplashies Member Posts: 3,680
    edited January 2016
    Anh18:58Bi should have shovedAI would have folded19:00Cyou wouldnt you couldnt fold your washingBlolAlolAcheeky mug
  • percival09percival09 Member Posts: 3,804
    edited January 2016
    17:01The_Fishhh: hey scotty
    17:02scotty77: hey
    The_Fishhh: did you ver get to have a pop at anna fowler
    scotty77: lol
    The_Fishhh: or how about tikay?
    17:03The_Fishhh: come on scotty im paying you £200 an orbit you have to keep me entertained
    17:04The_Fishhh: right , fine , no more free money
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