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The things we see in the table chat boxes....

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
edited May 2017 in Poker Chat


I'm always amused - & often bemused - by some of the things that get typed in the chat box.

Think my favourite is this beaut. 

Typical Sky

Of course, those who play on other sites know it's the same there too  - typical Ladbrokes/'Stars/888 etc.
 
The main thing is to blame someone else because we lost, or got outdrawn, it seems.  
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017


    Hmmmmmmmmm
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017

    Love this one, too.

    ???

    Never a single question mark, always 2 or 3. Try as I may, I still don't know what 3 question marks means - or 4, or 5. Is 5 a bigger question than 4?

    It was a long time ago that I was at school, so maybe I forgot, but I'm pretty sure that in our English language lessons  they never mentioned multiple, repeated punctuation.
     
    It makes as much sense as, say, using 5 commas,,,,,, 
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017

    Really

    I assume it should end with a question mark, but it never does.
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  • markycashmarkycash Member Posts: 2,837
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Love this one, too. ??? Never a single question mark, always 2 or 3. Try as I may, I still don't know what 3 question marks means - or 4, or 5. Is 5 a bigger question than 4? It was a long time ago that I was at school, so maybe I forgot, but I'm pretty sure that in our English language lessons  they never mentioned multiple, repeated punctuation.   It makes as much sense as, say, using 5 commas,,,,,, 
    Posted by Tikay10

    Agreed!!! ;)

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  • DonttelmumDonttelmum Member Posts: 1,921
    edited February 2017
    What you still doing up?

    I've no doubt you'll be posting again before 6am.
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  • FCHDFCHD Member Posts: 3,178
    edited February 2017
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Is that the right number of Zs? I just ask them if their z key is stuck.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    What you still doing up? I've no doubt you'll be posting again before 6am.
    Posted by Donttelmum
    ^^^^

    Late nights these days, since I have ventured across to The Dark Side. Meet some right characters over there.

    I have to say, I was greatly amused by what you typed in the chat box last night about Las Vegas.
     
    Wurzil had asked if Sky Poker would be sending me to Las Vegas this year, & I said "I don't know yet". 

    He said;

    "They HAVE to send you. If they don't send you, who else is going to insult all the players?"


     
     
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Is that the right number of Zs? I just ask them if their z key is stuck.
    Posted by FCHD

    Did you ever see a less original thing to type in a chat box than that?

    I always assume that they are new to poker when they type that.

    I think it might be typed by hen-pecked husbands, as it is their only chance in life to (try to) yield some authority.
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  • Itsover4uItsover4u Member Posts: 1,538
    edited February 2017
    I was recently told "I hope you get hit buy a bus" I explained to him that I did indeed live near some very dangerous bus routes
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  • scouse_redscouse_red Member Posts: 5,968
    edited February 2017
    this one gets me every time

    rigged always the river
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  • GREGSTERGREGSTER Member Posts: 386
    edited February 2017
    Was playing Friday night and the guy to my left min raised or min 3-bet almost every hand and bet every street. He put in the chat box after a while, 'this is the tightest I've played for a while, my fold % is 2% tonight, it's usually 1%'. He wasn't folding anything pre-flop, so everyone just started shoving on him and he was outdrawing them all, think he had took 15 heads, had a 15K chip lead and still managed to bust about 10 before the bubble.

    He was having great fun, had to stick up for him a couple of times as some people didn't find it that amusing. He said at the end 'can you tell I am a drunk builder'.
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  • yourfiredyourfired Member Posts: 87
    edited February 2017
    When I have my number 1 fan at the table he enjoys telling everyone at the table how I only play premiums, funny part is he probably has no idea how much he helps me in doing that,I never used to respond to him now I just reach for the popcorn ask if he is rich sit back and enjoy the fireworks,me I think he is just bitter about 1973 as I'm from sunderland,tbh I'm not sure how he isn't chat banned as when he isn't advising people how I play he is abusing every other player at the table,
    It just makes me think what's happening in there lives that is so bad that they feel the need to abuse people at a £1dym
    Yfired
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  • jimb0d1jimb0d1 Member Posts: 660
    edited February 2017
    '*****ing bingo!' - Usually typed by players blinding out to your shortstack shoves
    'Big stack always wins' - When losing a standard flip
    '****ing rivered' - when the overcard hits on the rover of a standard flip
    'Thats why your a 2k loser' - when a marginal winning player loses a hand to some poor bloke who doesnt even know about sharkscope
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017

    Some good ones there, keep them coming.
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  • churchy18churchy18 Member Posts: 1,850
    edited February 2017
    "typical sky f*cking fixed" had that last night when he loses a flip then there he is on the next table and out he goes a again after calling a pot pot all in v my aa2k with the might of 339k yup defo fixed nothing to do with the hands that you play.
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  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited February 2017
    I'll call next time
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,215
    edited February 2017
     
    Donk!
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  • waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,095
    edited February 2017
    In a tournament I was playing the other night one guy has AA and bets all 3 streets on the Ace high board. He gets called down by the opponent who has king high, no draw. After the hand the guy with king high types "there's always one donk". I assumed he was talking about himself until the other guy typed "who?", to which he replied "you".

    Priceless.
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  • glencoeladglencoelad Member Posts: 1,505
    edited February 2017
    I always report bad abuse, even if not aimed at me .. i did smile at :" Porridge muncher " .

     when the chat gets about gambling i always warn " My wife says i gamble on the horses too much,
     if i dont stop she is leaving and taking the kids  "..........and their OFF !
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  • SMARTGOATSMARTGOAT Member Posts: 478
    edited February 2017
    I was recently told I was a bot, I started to question my very existence.
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