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The things we see in the table chat boxes....

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  • waller02waller02 Member Posts: 9,095
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Then there is the  "you would say that if you were a bot" follow up - no matter what is said.
    Posted by Phantom66
    I'd just wait for the next 5 min break then type "I'll be back"
  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited February 2017
    ''I've found my 6th finger, its at the end of my knuckle'' is a particular highlight from my 5 years or so on Sky.
  • FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited February 2017


    what did you have ?
  • FINSFINS Member Posts: 1,080
    edited February 2017




    obvious bluff.....( can never understand this one just after they have folded ?
  • Goody_AceGoody_Ace Member Posts: 206
    edited February 2017
    I had a good one not long back and it wasnt really intended but I made him tilt

    I'm not going to name names but his name was the initials of a footbal team with something like 'forever or rules etc'

    And my team had just beaten his team, so I said something like 'they didn't rule today did they'

    He didn't answer but went all in pre flop. I was sat with AA so of course I followed.

    He was knocked out with 10 7 and abused me for a while in grey words. :)
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,216
    edited February 2017
    Abuse at the Tables is informal flattery.
  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    Abuse at the Tables is informal flattery.
    Posted by goldon

    I'll try and remember that the next time some idiot says to me or someone else at the table that they hope my/their family die in a house fire or get cancer. 

    I will always report that level of abuse whether or not I am the target of it.



  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : I'll try and remember that the next time some idiot says to me or someone else at the table that they hope my/their family die in a house fire or get cancer.  I will always report that level of abuse whether or not I am the target of it.
    Posted by Phantom66
    And so you should.
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017

    4 handed in a DYM last night, & after an accident with AK v KK I'm left with exactly 2 Bigs at 200-400, & I'm UTG.

    We don't really have much choice here, I need to shove (if 2 bigs can be deemed a shove) this hand with any 2.
     
    Shame my any two were a 2 & a 3.

    All 3 players call, we see the floptastic A-4-5 & BOOMIO, I quadruple up.

    Matey Boy now types....

    You jammed with 2-3....what?????????????

    I'm not much of a fan of schadenfreude, but I did enjoy busting Mr What??????? next hand.

     
  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    4 handed in a DYM last night, & after an accident with AK v KK I'm left with exactly 2 Bigs at 200-400, & I'm UTG. We don't really have much choice here, I need to shove (if 2 bigs can be deemed a shove) this hand with any 2.   Shame my any two were a 2 & a 3. All 3 players call, we see the floptastic A-4-5 & BOOMIO, I quadruple up. Matey Boy now types.... You jammed with 2-3....what????????????? I'm not much of a fan of schadenfreude, but I did enjoy busting Mr What??????? next hand.  
    Posted by Tikay10
    Yeah sorry about that
    I was tilting 
  • bbMikebbMike Member Posts: 3,720
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    4 handed in a DYM last night, & after an accident with AK v KK I'm left with exactly 2 Bigs at 200-400, & I'm UTG. We don't really have much choice here, I need to shove (if 2 bigs can be deemed a shove) this hand with any 2.   Shame my any two were a 2 & a 3. All 3 players call, we see the floptastic A-4-5 & BOOMIO, I quadruple up. Matey Boy now types.... You jammed with 2-3....what????????????? I'm not much of a fan of schadenfreude, but I did enjoy busting Mr What??????? next hand.  
    Posted by Tikay10
    Not my kind of thread this one but since I'm here, I believe that in that particular situation described above, you should be folding.
  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,584
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    4 handed in a DYM last night, & after an accident with AK v KK I'm left with exactly 2 Bigs at 200-400, & I'm UTG. We don't really have much choice here, I need to shove (if 2 bigs can be deemed a shove) this hand with any 2.   Shame my any two were a 2 & a 3. All 3 players call, we see the floptastic A-4-5 & BOOMIO, I quadruple up. Matey Boy now types.... You jammed with 2-3....what????????????? I'm not much of a fan of schadenfreude, but I did enjoy busting Mr What??????? next hand.  
    Posted by Tikay10
    What annoyed you most, the criticism of your play or the blatant overuse of question marks?
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,216
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : I'll try and remember that the next time some idiot says to me or someone else at the table that they hope my/their family die in a house fire or get cancer.  I will always report that level of abuse whether or not I am the target of it.
    Posted by Phantom66
    Chat Box abuser's are like Pop up's  very annoying  if you get rid of one ... another pop's up.
  • mumsiemumsie Member Posts: 8,195
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : Chat Box abuser's are like Pop up's  very annoying  if you get rid of one ... another pop's up.
    Posted by goldon

    You actually sit a sky  poker tables ? 

    I genuinely thought you were a paid Sky standup .


  • VespaPXVespaPX Member Posts: 12,476
    edited February 2017
    "Are you the real Tikay off the telly?"
  • Phantom66Phantom66 Member Posts: 5,542
    edited February 2017
    Just had this in the birthday freeroll...Didnt get an answer to my last question.

    Phantom66 has won 3,430 chips with Full House, 9s and 5s 9c9s9d5c5h
    xxxxxxxxxjoke sky
     xxxxxxxxx has finished
      xxxxxxxxxohh the 9 again
     xxxxxxxxxwhy i play freeroll now as their so called random cards are hollocks
    Phantom66what would non random cards look like?

  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,216
    edited February 2017
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes....:
    In Response to Re: The things we see in the table chat boxes.... : You actually sit a sky  poker tables ?  I genuinely thought you were a  paid Sky standup .
    Posted by mumsie
    Yes,  Mum I play low DYMs been on Sky off & on since 2009 put my money in and pay my way. To keep me from going broke and suffering tilt ..... I get rid of my frustrations in the rail.  player's can participate or criticise either way I'm Happy...........  What Floats your Boat.?
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited February 2017
    'Are you the famous Tikay?"

  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,232
    edited February 2017
    ^^ then even better was.....

    tikay1Our meeting was sweet but brief......
    mightyaxethanks, read your sng guide on the forum, great help




    After cracking Tikays aces with QJ 2 pair, subtle rubz ftw  :-)
  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 172,288
    edited February 2017

    He seemed a really lovely chap, very warm & friendly.

    The very first hand I end up 6 betting with Aces & his Q-J got there.
     
    I wished him good luck - through gritted teeth - then he said he was grateful as he learned how to play from reading my Blogs.

    Marv.
     
    Not convinced I ever suggested calling with Q-J in a 6 bet pot, but maybe he confused me with MattBates or Solack. Proper Solack play, that.
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