Sat at a table in the Mini BH last night 3 limps and the BB checks. flop comes Ac2c4c. the Bb raises pot size, the tournament chip leader inst jams about 10x the size of the pot, gets a call from the button and the BB.
Button had KcJc, BB had QcTc and the chip leader had 3c5c
chip leader pops into chat "more typical sky bull***t"
Good evening everyone. Was playing a £2.20 DEEPSTACK, when got really lucky. Nasty man had AA I HAD 9 10 HEARTS. Flop came AH 3D JH. Nasty man shoves all in. I call like a fish. Turn no help. River 2h. Nasty man ask were i live so he can beat the sh** out of me. My reply was if he wants my address check his wifes sat nav. All the best. Rainman215. Posted by rainman215
This somehow amuses me, as whilst I'm not an MTT expert, I think it's standard practice on most Online Poker sites that the biggest stack wins the MTT. It's how MTT's work.
I remember a few years bk just after I became a mod on the forum, i was playing Rainmans 2.20 @ 2.20, and one of the regular forum ranters was on my table looks at QQ raises and gets a call from mr ranter J high flop so bets half pot insta call, turn 10 happy days half pot again insta call river 6 half pot again insta call he shows pkt 6's into the chat box I type NH no response,
5 hands later I get pkt 7's and the same scenario plays out ....... river 7 this time ....... he bets I shove insta called by his 10's ............ get most of his stack and the chat goes ........ Must be fkn nice to be a mod and hit your 2 outer all the time cheating Mth F&$£er Sky looking after their own again and again it's B**LS**T this site I'm off
my reply quite simply go to HH and look 5 hands bk
best part tho was when he came on to the forum within 20 mins and posted the hand in question
I simply posted underneath
short memory syndrome i think and posted the one from 5 hands before
........ he shoots .... he scores...... ooooops own goal
I remember a few years bk just after I became a mod on the forum, i was playing Rainmans 2.20 @ 2.20, and one of the regular forum ranters was on my table looks at QQ raises and gets a call from mr ranter J high flop so bets half pot insta call, turn 10 happy days half pot again insta call river 6 half pot again insta call he shows pkt 6's into the chat box I type NH no response, 5 hands later I get pkt 7's and the same scenario plays out ....... river 7 this time ....... he bets I shove insta called by his 10's ............ get most of his stack and the chat goes ........ Must be fkn nice to be a mod and hit your 2 outer all the time cheating Mth F&$£er Sky looking after their own again and again it's B**LS**T this site I'm off my reply quite simply go to HH and look 5 hands bk best part tho was when he came on to the forum within 20 mins and posted the hand in question I simply posted underneath short memory syndrome i think and posted the one from 5 hands before ........ he shoots .... he scores...... ooooops own goal Posted by scouse_red
spartasc is the best for fun at the table (esp fridays when he drunk) not a bad bone in im but need to know him to understand his chat btw his keyboard is usually broken (spills a lot ) Posted by CATCH-22
Yes totally harmless, this was 8:30 in the morning too.
Also, when he mentioned smelly feet, I knew someone on another site that ranted about smelly feet, I wonder if they are the same.
This evening might top the worst chat i've witnessed on a final table.
Player 1 limps in early position, and player 2 a short stack rightfully shoves with AJ. The initial raiser writes in chatbox "HMMMMMMMMMM"...before calling with Aces.
So player 2 (who was very friendly and jovial thoughout) rightfully feels offended and writes something like "Theres no need for that mate, just call with aces before writing hmmmm".
Player 2's reasoning was "He had busted 3 times this evening with aces..."
I didnt say anything until I get aces myself and lose an allin. He then says something like " those **** aces eh *winky face".
In the heat of the moment I couldnt stop myself replying " Yeah I should have been a *c-u-next tuesday about it and wrote hmmm first in the chat box".
This evening might top the worst chat i've witnessed on a final table. Player 1 limps in early position, and player 2 a short stack rightfully shoves with AJ. The initial raiser writes in chatbox "HMMMMMMMMMM"...before calling with Aces. So player 2 (who was very friendly and jovial thoughout) rightfully feels offended and writes something like "Theres no need for that mate, just call with aces before writing hmmmm". Player 2's reasoning was "He had busted 3 times this evening with aces..." I didnt say anything until I get aces myself and lose an allin. He then says something like " those **** aces eh *winky face". In the heat of the moment I couldnt stop myself replying " Yeah I should have been a *c-u-next tuesday about it and wrote hmmm first in the chat box". Posted by devil_tear
Don't you just loathe these despicable, mean-spirited sorts? If it were done to them, they'd squeal like a pig.
More generally, when it is on someone to act, it can grate a little when they decide to type some chat first.
I ran into a thoroughly nasty piece of work on the NLH tables yesterday who had a new version of a slowroll. I was a bit short of chips & had jammed with not much, & he (male with a female alias) types "GL TK, I have Kings". He then let the clock time down to the very last second before calling with his Kings.
I guess this is how these pathetic little people get their kicks.
On Saturday evening, & as many of those who shared tables with me will have noticed, I was trolled the whole evening by one player. Never played, just trolled. On a Saturday evening.
Good player - got a spinning Sharky gold star & everything (based on "count" a few years ago) - but has barely played here since October, apart from a few games last Thursday.
I've never shared tables with him, met him, or had any sort of bad blood. He used to troll the PLO8 Tables generally from time to time, but not of late.
It was not deeply offensive stuff, just trolling. "Who has hacked tikay1's account, he is multi-tabling & he can't multi-table?".
And he followed me, with the same message, from table to table.
And here's the thing which most interested me. What a way to spend Saturday evening - spend the whole evening trolling players in the chat box. Never played a single game - has not played since last Thursday - but all Saturday night was spent trolling.
How sad is that?
I was tempted to suggest he go read a good book, or watch Crackerjack on TV, but I make a rule never to respond to these trolls.
Crackerjack might just of been the best children's TV ever except maybee the banana splits SIZE OF AN ELEPHANT and can anybody remember the magic words in the Arabian nights ��
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The big stack always wins on sky
This somehow amuses me, as whilst I'm not an MTT expert, I think it's standard practice on most Online Poker sites that the biggest stack wins the MTT. It's how MTT's work.
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Ha, excellent.
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Nice bet
More generally, when it is on someone to act, it can grate a little when they decide to type some chat first.
I ran into a thoroughly nasty piece of work on the NLH tables yesterday who had a new version of a slowroll. I was a bit short of chips & had jammed with not much, & he (male with a female alias) types "GL TK, I have Kings". He then let the clock time down to the very last second before calling with his Kings.
I guess this is how these pathetic little people get their kicks.
On Saturday evening, & as many of those who shared tables with me will have noticed, I was trolled the whole evening by one player. Never played, just trolled. On a Saturday evening.
Good player - got a spinning Sharky gold star & everything (based on "count" a few years ago) - but has barely played here since October, apart from a few games last Thursday.
I've never shared tables with him, met him, or had any sort of bad blood. He used to troll the PLO8 Tables generally from time to time, but not of late.
It was not deeply offensive stuff, just trolling. "Who has hacked tikay1's account, he is multi-tabling & he can't multi-table?".
And he followed me, with the same message, from table to table.
And here's the thing which most interested me. What a way to spend Saturday evening - spend the whole evening trolling players in the chat box. Never played a single game - has not played since last Thursday - but all Saturday night was spent trolling.
How sad is that?
I was tempted to suggest he go read a good book, or watch Crackerjack on TV, but I make a rule never to respond to these trolls.
Sad, isn't it?