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misterpj
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This time,my post is being 'posted' with as much,balance,and considered writing,as I can muster.This time,I will let the poker,the hands,do the talking,rather than me.You,ladies and gentleman,be 'judge and jury' and I will respect,the majority jury decision,but I would like to see,for balance (pun intended) and fair democracy,a fair number of views.
I will make,absolutley sure,about only 8 specific hands,ONLY,from this weekends Poker,are listed,I will make absolutely sure,they are listed and displayed,chronologically,in the correct order,(so),please wait until you have seen all the hands,to make a fair assumption,(as I am a complete novice at this posting malarkey) I might have to post the hands as replies to myself,at the start of this thread,if their is not enough space in this original post.
Further,and for clarity,I have come to realise,a word or sentence can be misinterpreted,as the reader has no idea,if the writer is writing in a raging tilt moment,or intending to write in the most self mocking,self deprecating manner (attempts at humour,dark or otherwise) So I again,apologise,for going off like an exocet in one or two threads,all I can write /show /prove, which was my original intention,is the most ,mathematically skewed,sustained, chronic run,( now four months) and it is not pennies,not that money is the overriding factor,but 4k, is 4k,thats loss on about 21k total turnover,and,the only reason,I have kept playing,(not that I am expecting it) but,just a tiny bit of a God like run,balance,varience,and all that.
For absolute total clarification,again,I do not,will not,and wont ever multi table,hence I play one MTT at a time,i.e,when you look at the two specific hands I post,in and from the two back to back MTT's I played on Sunday evening,something like five hours play,bang in contention,both massive key hands,here I will give you a hint,in one,I get it all in,that would be,calling an all in,then getting an all in,both the other two players,not even holding a pocket pair,me ? 'this clueless fish' only the very best hand in Poker,and I get rivered,guess what,proof to show,next MTT, two hours in me KK,for a zillion chips,what am I against ? 33,guess what happens,(need you ask) look at the proof and the River card,that is how I have been 'battered ?' by the Poker Gods for four months,I wind back my Sunday,that was the evening,to just before midday,and I will show you,how I was on the wrong end of,in significant positon,something like a 500,000 /1 chance.That is not a typo,just to try to prove I know my poker onions,let me ask you,(6 handed) the maths on AK v AK being dealt,,well, its about 81/1 against,to look down at AK,and its well north of 3300/1 against (six handed) for AK to be against AK ,that was the scenario,I was even in my local club,with a couple of good club players briefly watching me play,as soon as they saw that,the instent first words were,'oh well son' split pot,my insta reply,you just watch the flush run out,to look down at AK 81/1, AK v AK 3300/1 then the flush run out,well that is at least 125/1, I kopped the wrong end of the lot (deep in a torney) for a zillion chips (proof coming)
I hardly played,at all,all week,one MTT, mid week,I yet again,got river smashed by from memory,K on the river against me,when I was a million on.I will post the hand,and simply genuinely,thought to myself,what is the point ? I then,did not even log in, log on, or deposit a bean,until,approx. 01.00 a.m, Saturday morning,and I then,played at least 8,9,10 hours,straight,each MTT BH through the night,card dead,could not connect with premium pockets, to save my life,I pay close attention to the play, players,lets just say,I spent the vast majority of those 8 hours,shaking my head,at the play I watched play out,in genuine disbelief,all all all all the while,telling myself,patience,patience,patience,and that, 'you' (me) will eat this lot for dinner with quality poker,one specific hand,after all that,oh,and the £60 quid gone south after 8 hours play,£5.50 after £5.50 etc,then Ladies and Gentlemen and Poker 'class players' finally get the goods,and just take a look at this (please)
Here is how,almost like 'Ground Hog Day' I got toasted,in the same Bounty Hunter,a week ago,that my AA got rivered this week,please take a look.
And,for my final final proof,I could not have scripted it any better,if I wrote the script myself,for my sins,I bought into two £5.50 Bounty Hunters this very morning,I must be 'stark raving' but that God like run for me,around the corner !!
Please take,a very good look,at exactly how I got 'smoked' for all chips,back to back,and what is important (at least to me) as anyone commenting on all this,do please note ,the play,how and when,it went all in,and the result (naturally) The first hand,well,need I say more !!!! that is me,for 4 effin months,the second hand,and,I, with the greatest greatest respect,to every single player here,think of this scenario,importent, that its heads up,which it is,heads up,I flop top two pair, pocket, 10 9,flop shows 5 9 10, top two pair,heads up,no flushing board,naturally and obviously,knowing the maths of that happening for me,it is 98/1 against,to flop two pair,never mind top two pair,so,the very last notion,the very last thought,is what is opposite me,is the flopped set of 5 5 5 ,but oh,that is 'just poker' if those specific roles were reversed,I would fully be expecting,to see an insta 9 10 against me,happened so so many times,and the absolute ,absolute perfect example,is that hand,obviously I crashed out,and then set that against my JJ hand,and look what the rags chance instently hit,no one,but no one,would belive me originally,and, as each and every hand here,is posted as proof,from this weekends play,(bar 1) I would have needed a crystal ball,to go from original rant,four five weeks ago,to this,but,in summing up,Ladies and Gentleman of the jury and Your Honor,here is the evidence,and Tikay,one last final request,please please please,present this,just this post,to the three best MTT player you mentioned before,and I dearly and genuinely await their honest opinions, (I would appreciate ,that, if nothing else) and in closing,I absolutely love Poker,but this , well let me put it another way,on the receiving end,of that little lot again ? come on.
PLEASE NOTE, it is impossible,to post hands,in this opening thread,so in order,all I can do (which I am doing right now) is straight away posting the hands,in / on this thread,as replies to myself.
I will make,absolutley sure,about only 8 specific hands,ONLY,from this weekends Poker,are listed,I will make absolutely sure,they are listed and displayed,chronologically,in the correct order,(so),please wait until you have seen all the hands,to make a fair assumption,(as I am a complete novice at this posting malarkey) I might have to post the hands as replies to myself,at the start of this thread,if their is not enough space in this original post.
Further,and for clarity,I have come to realise,a word or sentence can be misinterpreted,as the reader has no idea,if the writer is writing in a raging tilt moment,or intending to write in the most self mocking,self deprecating manner (attempts at humour,dark or otherwise) So I again,apologise,for going off like an exocet in one or two threads,all I can write /show /prove, which was my original intention,is the most ,mathematically skewed,sustained, chronic run,( now four months) and it is not pennies,not that money is the overriding factor,but 4k, is 4k,thats loss on about 21k total turnover,and,the only reason,I have kept playing,(not that I am expecting it) but,just a tiny bit of a God like run,balance,varience,and all that.
For absolute total clarification,again,I do not,will not,and wont ever multi table,hence I play one MTT at a time,i.e,when you look at the two specific hands I post,in and from the two back to back MTT's I played on Sunday evening,something like five hours play,bang in contention,both massive key hands,here I will give you a hint,in one,I get it all in,that would be,calling an all in,then getting an all in,both the other two players,not even holding a pocket pair,me ? 'this clueless fish' only the very best hand in Poker,and I get rivered,guess what,proof to show,next MTT, two hours in me KK,for a zillion chips,what am I against ? 33,guess what happens,(need you ask) look at the proof and the River card,that is how I have been 'battered ?' by the Poker Gods for four months,I wind back my Sunday,that was the evening,to just before midday,and I will show you,how I was on the wrong end of,in significant positon,something like a 500,000 /1 chance.That is not a typo,just to try to prove I know my poker onions,let me ask you,(6 handed) the maths on AK v AK being dealt,,well, its about 81/1 against,to look down at AK,and its well north of 3300/1 against (six handed) for AK to be against AK ,that was the scenario,I was even in my local club,with a couple of good club players briefly watching me play,as soon as they saw that,the instent first words were,'oh well son' split pot,my insta reply,you just watch the flush run out,to look down at AK 81/1, AK v AK 3300/1 then the flush run out,well that is at least 125/1, I kopped the wrong end of the lot (deep in a torney) for a zillion chips (proof coming)
I hardly played,at all,all week,one MTT, mid week,I yet again,got river smashed by from memory,K on the river against me,when I was a million on.I will post the hand,and simply genuinely,thought to myself,what is the point ? I then,did not even log in, log on, or deposit a bean,until,approx. 01.00 a.m, Saturday morning,and I then,played at least 8,9,10 hours,straight,each MTT BH through the night,card dead,could not connect with premium pockets, to save my life,I pay close attention to the play, players,lets just say,I spent the vast majority of those 8 hours,shaking my head,at the play I watched play out,in genuine disbelief,all all all all the while,telling myself,patience,patience,patience,and that, 'you' (me) will eat this lot for dinner with quality poker,one specific hand,after all that,oh,and the £60 quid gone south after 8 hours play,£5.50 after £5.50 etc,then Ladies and Gentlemen and Poker 'class players' finally get the goods,and just take a look at this (please)
Here is how,almost like 'Ground Hog Day' I got toasted,in the same Bounty Hunter,a week ago,that my AA got rivered this week,please take a look.
And,for my final final proof,I could not have scripted it any better,if I wrote the script myself,for my sins,I bought into two £5.50 Bounty Hunters this very morning,I must be 'stark raving' but that God like run for me,around the corner !!
Please take,a very good look,at exactly how I got 'smoked' for all chips,back to back,and what is important (at least to me) as anyone commenting on all this,do please note ,the play,how and when,it went all in,and the result (naturally) The first hand,well,need I say more !!!! that is me,for 4 effin months,the second hand,and,I, with the greatest greatest respect,to every single player here,think of this scenario,importent, that its heads up,which it is,heads up,I flop top two pair, pocket, 10 9,flop shows 5 9 10, top two pair,heads up,no flushing board,naturally and obviously,knowing the maths of that happening for me,it is 98/1 against,to flop two pair,never mind top two pair,so,the very last notion,the very last thought,is what is opposite me,is the flopped set of 5 5 5 ,but oh,that is 'just poker' if those specific roles were reversed,I would fully be expecting,to see an insta 9 10 against me,happened so so many times,and the absolute ,absolute perfect example,is that hand,obviously I crashed out,and then set that against my JJ hand,and look what the rags chance instently hit,no one,but no one,would belive me originally,and, as each and every hand here,is posted as proof,from this weekends play,(bar 1) I would have needed a crystal ball,to go from original rant,four five weeks ago,to this,but,in summing up,Ladies and Gentleman of the jury and Your Honor,here is the evidence,and Tikay,one last final request,please please please,present this,just this post,to the three best MTT player you mentioned before,and I dearly and genuinely await their honest opinions, (I would appreciate ,that, if nothing else) and in closing,I absolutely love Poker,but this , well let me put it another way,on the receiving end,of that little lot again ? come on.
PLEASE NOTE, it is impossible,to post hands,in this opening thread,so in order,all I can do (which I am doing right now) is straight away posting the hands,in / on this thread,as replies to myself.
Comments
Absolute ' kak amateur fish play, or ? am I getting,an Ultimate Pasteing ?
In complete honesty,if I wrote,what a couple of (non internet) but ****,good time served club players have said to me,then this post would not remain,but,I am genuinely really really interested,in the likes of,the really good and great of SkyPoker, offering their genuine thoughts.
(1) rivered as huge fav, (2) rivered as huge fav,with pocket 10 10 and a made set on the flop (3) rivered as a 71% fav,with flopped up and down straight draw and a one card flush draw and a pair of JJ (4) though I might of had an outside chance in this one ! Bounty Hunter,built a stack of 5000,an all in in front,I called that all in,an all in behind,that pot was for well over 5000 chips,and two bountys,three handed,I had a pocket pair,neither of the other all ins paired,and they both had the same cards ! think I just might get a hand to stand up ? oh,as (obviously ! I was favourite ! ) not a chance (5) then,how can it get even worse,£1000 BH ,me,best hand pre,really good looking flop,I got it all in,not expecting a 'taker' heads up,but to my surprise,got called,now I know,that the A (Ace Flush) is not much of a hand !!!!!, but that is what I held,with only the river to come,guess the rest,how you might ask ? runner runner a house !
That was about 21.45, and that was it for me,it is the stuff of barely believable Poker 'nightmares'
Had not even digested my breakfast,another day,another 'dollar' and new hope (I should have known better !) £5.50 BH best hand pre,best hand post,in it all goes,me QQ,guess the rest,(sucked out on yet again) and to finish me off for the day,practically before the sun is up,next £5.50, pocket pair, for me,flopped a set,need you ask,this time set over set, house over house.
I will make a prediction,about,the only thing I have not been on the wrong end of,and I am expecting,is flopping quad AAAA,if that happens,I will be fully expecting,runner runner for a royal ! Will post these hands later as proof.
Part of tournament poker is building up a stack so you can receive a bad beat/lose a flip etc and still be in the tournament. From the hands you post I am sure you are leaking a lot of chips in unnecessary spots. Often players will look at the key flip (or 60/40 etc) they lose in a tournament but these spots will happen. Key is to have built up a good stack so it doesn't mean we exit the tournament as often.
Looking at your hands. The K4o hand should never be a hand because we should fold that pre. On the turn when you lead I think you get worse hands to fold or consider folding. Once faced with an all in we are behind. k4o flops so bad that I don't know why we are playing it utg and even worse limping in with it.
With the A8o, you raised which is good but I think its better to fold this utg.
There are some unlucky hands posted but that is just part of poker I am afraid. Sometimes we will lose aces v kings aip but there should be similar instances where we win with kings v aces aip. If we are always getting our money in as a favourite then I think we are playing too conservatively.
Six /Seven detailed hands about to be posted, for Matt to comment on.