'o.k' I surrender, ' White Flag raised' you win, I lose, ....but !

misterpj

raise the white flag​,idiom

Definition of raise the white flag​

: to admit defeat !

got, a maHoosive Bank roll yippee dippee doo daa, @essexphil, would ' av a fit !' that French company,the 'dodgy'one,the one that the UK Gov hands out contracts ( multi multi million pound ones) like confetti,I.T etc, NHS etc, ..multi multi millions + I took a bird in the hand ! ( albeit, a maHoosive,big fat juicy one,but why wait 4 (two) 2;in da bush ? barrister 8k ..... yes 8k ... a day, 25 years ago, I thought £800 was steep, but, who gives a 'flyin'

hit my Barclays account, 48 hours ago,gone from pauper,too share holder invite, in an instant, 99.9% now ferreted away, ' A Barclays Premier Customer.. no less ! , when I wanted an 'overdraft extention', not a Scooby doo,so it's' quick time to Coutts (Monday) I digress again, hiatus,self imposed sabbatical's cancelled.............

anyway, 'the skypoker family ?' fancy sum of dat..........sounds like Eutopia ? A picture postcard, chocolate box village ? where all ya Poka dreams come true ? '

All On 4 dat ? ( and, I will BANKROLL my fav, 10k , level stakes 4 Myna, against the PHENOM,and.... I will take, as much as YOU like, odds against, Myna v the PHENOM, (large)

skypoker family ? adopt ME, is it ? by invitation ? ( I got da juice (NOW) babi, or committee ? happy to roll up trouser leg, ( anything Guv) even if, via social services ( special needs ? ) but , wid a maHoosive roll babi

big difference, 'scared MONEY v don't give a WHOTSIT ( OH BABI ) its EutopiA

LETS CELEBRATE, DRINKS ON ME ............getting 'happy' all day long, ps ? @skypoker all good in France ( let me know quick) can I play from France ? before I ' impulse purchase me A castle Wiv a Moat b4 Sunday ! might buy two, one for me, one for 'free BABI free' all inc, for all my skypoker friends, BUT , Myna is Da special ONE, ...supreme confidence, AND all ,every backing he wants (sav av it LARGE)

Anyway, I surrendered, ! , last night,'plotted, on the HUGE stack chip leader, y'day, ran better than IVOR de Engine, full pelt, wiv da juice, and ,had the audacity, AUDACITY.. I tell ya babi, to have a moan up, ................it was Raucas babi, raucas, when I pointed, de MATH, abacus, you do it !

nearing 40 years, (me) playing Poker, NEVER, ever ,NEVER , have I seen , six handed, no limit hold em, maHoosive stack, chip leader, get dealt, pocket JJ (moan up !, folded !! ,against AK KQ suited, and would have hit JJJ and got the lot, straight inta, AA yes, followed by KK, three deals, pocket JJ, pocket AA, pocket KK.....six handed..........how many times Tony ? oh, I know, all day ,TWICE ON SUNDAYS, ! in every Poker club in the land, Do Me A Flava !

waller02

and breathe......

I'll have a pint of whatever you've had please.

misterpj

07.14 £5.50 , call the all in , naturally, as a mahoosive fav, 65% to the river, after turn, all in on flop, naturally, guess who gets there on the river babi !

0719 £5.50 pocket JJ (mine) on a 10 6 4 flop, babi, look at the play, two babi, not 1 two .... chasin, BANG BANG guess what appears on da turn !

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
ToePokio	Small blind		30.00	30.00	8315.00
oilean	Big blind		60.00	90.00	895.00
	Your hole cards	J J
cjardill	Raise		120.00	210.00	3260.00
misterpj	Raise		180.00	390.00	1260.00
jazzyj	Fold
parahandy1	Fold
ToePokio	Call		150.00	540.00	8165.00
oilean	Fold
cjardill	Call		60.00	600.00	3200.00
Flop
		10 6 4
ToePokio	Bet		600.00	1200.00	7565.00
cjardill	Raise		1200.00	2400.00	2000.00
misterpj	All-in		1260.00	3660.00	0.00
ToePokio	Call		660.00	4320.00	6905.00
cjardill	Call		60.00	4380.00	1940.00
Turn
		Q
ToePokio	Bet		4380.00	8760.00	2525.00
cjardill	All-in		1940.00	10700.00	0.00
ToePokio	Unmatched bet		2440.00	8260.00	4965.00
ToePokio	Show	K Q
cjardill	Show	7 Q
misterpj	Show	J J
River
		6
ToePokio	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 6s	8260.00		13225.00

waller02

Your 3b with the JJ is far too small mate.

misterpj

love it Tony, when da dolla < no matta NO more ! waller 02, I am a Sauvignon Blanc chap, but, the new Guiness, 13 draught, ERXTRA good babi, ! come round 4 da party,

And, with articulation, if ? , you got 'smashed, as in , your Body, smashed 2 smithereens,and, zero Ambulance chasin, and, 5 years down da line, ..... when the oppo ' shrinks; aint ya gonna celeb Kool an Da gang rate HArd,

For, the uninitiated, ' you must get it ? ' typos, intentional !

misterpj

above, your 07.20 hand, below, your 07.14 hand

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jazzyj	Small blind		20.00	20.00	2025.00
parahandy1	Big blind		40.00	60.00	4890.00
	Your hole cards	K J
oilean	Call		40.00	100.00	1035.00
cjardill	Call		40.00	140.00	1240.00
misterpj	Raise		80.00	220.00	2440.00
jazzyj	Call		60.00	280.00	1965.00
parahandy1	Call		40.00	320.00	4850.00
oilean	Call		40.00	360.00	995.00
cjardill	Call		40.00	400.00	1200.00
Flop
		5 K 10
jazzyj	Check
parahandy1	Bet		40.00	440.00	4810.00
oilean	Fold
cjardill	All-in		1200.00	1640.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		1200.00	2840.00	1240.00
jazzyj	Fold
parahandy1	Fold
cjardill	Show	10 8
misterpj	Show	K J
Turn
		5
River
		10
cjardill	Win	Full House, 10s and 5s	2840.00		2840.00

and you knock me ! 4 needin a **** babi

waller02

misterpj said:

love it Tony, when da dolla < no matta NO more ! waller 02, I am a Sauvignon Blanc chap, but, the new Guiness, 13 draught, ERXTRA good babi, ! come round 4 da party,

And, with articulation, if ? , you got 'smashed, as in , your Body, smashed 2 smithereens,and, zero Ambulance chasin, and, 5 years down da line, ..... when the oppo ' shrinks; aint ya gonna celeb Kool an Da gang rate HArd,

For, the uninitiated, ' you must get it ? ' typos, intentional !

It's a struggle to read your posts but you do make me laugh

misterpj

this was Superb, 05.30, turned the straight, playing tighter than an Alabahma Tick, .......flush chaser hit the River, I love it now, .. cheaper than going ta da comedy store, ....... ink, not even DRY, in da chat BOX, ( check it babi, check it) as I wrote, verbatim, next, is straight over straight, ............

now, I might, know, the inside line on Un Pentium ,elle 115 , and, a tonne more, @ ' that, I am ok John, and Not in my backyard Jack,..... have a large DRINKSIE, ON ME, when I laugh last babi, I wrote, next is straight over straight, HILARIOUS...... ALMOST, THAT I CAN DE c (SEE) INTA DA FUTA ?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Fatfaces	Small blind		20.00	20.00	1785.00
riproarin	Big blind		40.00	60.00	1790.00
	Your hole cards	4 5
cw7	Call		40.00	100.00	3075.00
misterpj	Call		40.00	140.00	2210.00
sheltieb01	Raise		120.00	260.00	880.00
Fatfaces	Fold
riproarin	Fold
cw7	Call		80.00	340.00	2995.00
misterpj	Call		80.00	420.00	2130.00
Flop
		8 7 6
cw7	Check
misterpj	Bet		40.00	460.00	2090.00
sheltieb01	All-in		880.00	1340.00	0.00
cw7	Raise		1720.00	3060.00	1275.00
misterpj	All-in		2090.00	5150.00	0.00
cw7	Call		410.00	5560.00	865.00
cw7	Show	10 9
misterpj	Show	4 5
sheltieb01	Show	9 9
Turn
		A
River
		3
cw7	Win	Straight to the 10	5560.00		6425.00

misterpj

LAST 2 QUESTIOONS,

MY BABI Waller ,................ nIL aDMIRARI

LATIN BABI ' Nil Admirari ' ..........inked on me neck.... chav stamp (R.O.F.L) ...... go Hereford babi, or, Garcia......

two questions, (a) Myna ) (b) Phenom ? I play too tight ?

waller02

Regarding the hands though, you're not raising or 3betting enough pre flop. That min raise with KJ after two limpers is far too small and invites everyone along to a multiway pot. I'd have gone around 220 as ideally you'd like to go to the flop heads up. Unlucky post flop though.

misterpj

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
richman82	Small blind		300.00	300.00	6937.50
SMUDGDR09	Big blind		600.00	900.00	11480.00
	Your hole cards	K K
misterpj	Raise		1200.00	2100.00	11912.50
st0r3zz	Fold
PEACEPAW	Fold
richman82	Fold
SMUDGDR09	Call		600.00	2700.00	10880.00
Flop
		Q Q 7
SMUDGDR09	Check
misterpj	Bet		1350.00	4050.00	10562.50
SMUDGDR09	All-in		10880.00	14930.00	0.00
misterpj	Fold
SMUDGDR09	Muck
SMUDGDR09	Win		5400.00		5400.00
SMUDGDR09	Return		9530.00	0.00	14930.00

lov in a bit of @skypoKa rng ! Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx adopt me babi

I SURREN dA XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXxxxxxxxxxx

misterpj

two tunes,............. 4 ya

for the Durrasic era ( mine ) bit of Ol Blu Eyes............ enhanced, remixed,....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YF3Ow3AZzvo

4 DA YOOOF.....................

remixed reblend club.........

Paul DiMaggio ( dj legend fact BABI)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS_lOYp5nVU

love You ALL , major PARTIES...............an,

me, playin, POKER ALL DAY..........

NASH ,CHARTS,out da window !

Im a GOING, ALL Levy ( Ruuufless babi) .................................

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

misterpj

Waller, platinum 'free' lifetime membership,@misterpjfan club,U is sorted babi

misterpj

Brighton,Hove! Seargent Yorkes (casino) I ran da place babi

misterpj

Play POKER on Xmas day? It was saregent Yorkes

misterpj

Brighton Hove 'knocka boy Heaven,rogues gallery

misterpj

Ask Eubank senior

misterpj

Per Capita, it was, the BIGGEST rogues gallery,until NOW, @DickTurpin

misterpj

If? I get RINSED, on the river,ONE MORE TIME! , reluctently,I will AV 2 depart babi X,

misterpj

Hey! Just Ad a 4hought! How U lot can contact me!

misterpj

B coz I (just) hit da Muvva Load, being the philantharpissesD ( boom) pun..that I,given ALL away,all that's left, Italian desingner,cost 2.5 K display (tv) thingy Free,and Knappa Leather Italian suite (frre) and... a boxed! Amstrad Emailer! Babi,all free, av it Free TN865L,but be quick babi X