got, a maHoosive Bank roll yippee dippee doo daa, @essexphil, would ' av a fit !' that French company,the 'dodgy'one,the one that the UK Gov hands out contracts ( multi multi million pound ones) like confetti,I.T etc, NHS etc, ..multi multi millions + I took a bird in the hand ! ( albeit, a maHoosive,big fat juicy one,but why wait 4 (two) 2;in da bush ? barrister 8k ..... yes 8k ... a day, 25 years ago, I thought £800 was steep, but, who gives a 'flyin'
hit my Barclays account, 48 hours ago,gone from pauper,too share holder invite, in an instant, 99.9% now ferreted away, ' A Barclays Premier Customer.. no less ! , when I wanted an 'overdraft extention', not a Scooby doo,so it's' quick time to Coutts (Monday) I digress again, hiatus,self imposed sabbatical's cancelled.............
anyway, 'the skypoker family ?' fancy sum of dat..........sounds like Eutopia ? A picture postcard, chocolate box village ? where all ya Poka dreams come true ? '
All On 4 dat ? ( and, I will BANKROLL my fav, 10k , level stakes 4 Myna, against the PHENOM,and.... I will take, as much as YOU like, odds against, Myna v the PHENOM, (large)
skypoker family ? adopt ME, is it ? by invitation ? ( I got da juice (NOW) babi, or committee ? happy to roll up trouser leg, ( anything Guv) even if, via social services ( special needs ? ) but , wid a maHoosive roll babi
big difference, 'scared MONEY v don't give a WHOTSIT ( OH BABI ) its EutopiA
LETS CELEBRATE, DRINKS ON ME ............getting 'happy' all day long, ps ? @skypoker all good in France ( let me know quick) can I play from France ? before I ' impulse purchase me A castle Wiv a Moat b4 Sunday ! might buy two, one for me, one for 'free BABI free' all inc, for all my skypoker friends, BUT , Myna is Da special ONE, ...supreme confidence, AND all ,every backing he wants (sav av it LARGE)
Anyway, I surrendered, ! , last night,'plotted, on the HUGE stack chip leader, y'day, ran better than IVOR de Engine, full pelt, wiv da juice, and ,had the audacity, AUDACITY.. I tell ya babi, to have a moan up, ................it was Raucas babi, raucas, when I pointed, de MATH, abacus, you do it !
nearing 40 years, (me) playing Poker, NEVER, ever ,NEVER , have I seen , six handed, no limit hold em, maHoosive stack, chip leader, get dealt, pocket JJ (moan up !, folded !! ,against AK KQ suited, and would have hit JJJ and got the lot, straight inta, AA yes, followed by KK, three deals, pocket JJ, pocket AA, pocket KK.....six handed..........how many times Tony ? oh, I know, all day ,TWICE ON SUNDAYS, ! in every Poker club in the land, Do Me A Flava !
MUMSIE, U r half hour drive from Me, Eastbourne - Oxted, ( TN8) actually my old place, 5 k Italian desinger, free, 4 U, or, HOSPICE IN THE WEALD on Monday, U wanna make jokes? M8.? Zero idea what PPI is, I will pay for, any
MUMSIE, U r half hour drive from Me, Eastbourne - Oxted, ( TN8) actually my old place, 5 k Italian desinger, free, 4 U, or, HOSPICE IN THE WEALD on Monday, U wanna make jokes? M8.? Zero idea what PPI is, I will pay for, any
Yes, Sat NOW, Sun tomaz, Saturday, here now in Oxted,tomorrow,Penshurst Place, up the road ? Why, Google it! I own a VW splitty, Monday, is Monday,? Is this difficult? All that is left in my old flat, is TOP QUALITY ITALIAN furniture? Is that difficult? Which I donate, Monday, plus a gratuity,
And,after an eternity, a French company,raised the white flag,years (legal) don't need an eastbourne Joker,poor attempt at mokin afflicted,lowest form of WIT
got, a maHoosive Bank roll yippee dippee doo daa, @essexphil, would ' av a fit !' that French company,the 'dodgy'one,the one that the UK Gov hands out contracts ( multi multi million pound ones) like confetti,I.T etc, NHS etc, ..multi multi millions + I took a bird in the hand ! ( albeit, a maHoosive,big fat juicy one,but why wait 4 (two) 2;in da bush ? barrister 8k ..... yes 8k ... a day, 25 years ago, I thought £800 was steep, but, who gives a 'flyin'
hit my Barclays account, 48 hours ago,gone from pauper,too share holder invite, in an instant, 99.9% now ferreted away, ' A Barclays Premier Customer.. no less ! , when I wanted an 'overdraft extention', not a Scooby doo,so it's' quick time to Coutts (Monday) I digress again, hiatus,self imposed sabbatical's cancelled.............
anyway, 'the skypoker family ?' fancy sum of dat..........sounds like Eutopia ? A picture postcard, chocolate box village ? where all ya Poka dreams come true ? '
All On 4 dat ? ( and, I will BANKROLL my fav, 10k , level stakes 4 Myna, against the PHENOM,and.... I will take, as much as YOU like, odds against, Myna v the PHENOM, (large)
skypoker family ? adopt ME, is it ? by invitation ? ( I got da juice (NOW) babi, or committee ? happy to roll up trouser leg, ( anything Guv) even if, via social services ( special needs ? ) but , wid a maHoosive roll babi
big difference, 'scared MONEY v don't give a WHOTSIT ( OH BABI ) its EutopiA
LETS CELEBRATE, DRINKS ON ME ............getting 'happy' all day long, ps ? @skypoker all good in France ( let me know quick) can I play from France ? before I ' impulse purchase me A castle Wiv a Moat b4 Sunday ! might buy two, one for me, one for 'free BABI free' all inc, for all my skypoker friends, BUT , Myna is Da special ONE, ...supreme confidence, AND all ,every backing he wants (sav av it LARGE)
Anyway, I surrendered, ! , last night,'plotted, on the HUGE stack chip leader, y'day, ran better than IVOR de Engine, full pelt, wiv da juice, and ,had the audacity, AUDACITY.. I tell ya babi, to have a moan up, ................it was Raucas babi, raucas, when I pointed, de MATH, abacus, you do it !
nearing 40 years, (me) playing Poker, NEVER, ever ,NEVER , have I seen , six handed, no limit hold em, maHoosive stack, chip leader, get dealt, pocket JJ (moan up !, folded !! ,against AK KQ suited, and would have hit JJJ and got the lot, straight inta, AA yes, followed by KK, three deals, pocket JJ, pocket AA, pocket KK.....six handed..........how many times Tony ? oh, I know, all day ,TWICE ON SUNDAYS, ! in every Poker club in the land, Do Me A Flava !
I am,the most generous,self depricating,Human,on the planet,anyone going too Penshurst Place (Kent) tomorrow,my VW,camper,is the 'rat look one' can't abide,stand BULLIES,ever do intro yourself,if you come down,especially,if from Eastbourne
still unsure what's happened but I hope you get it sorted misterpj .. best of luck in all you do …
misterpj is an excitable character, HANSON, and it would appear he has also recently received some kind of windfall (how/why/what I have been unable to discern ) which has gotten him revved up even more.
Anyway, congratulations and enjoy misterpj but please do try to calm down a bit, you'll give yourself a heart attack at this rate
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misterpj is an excitable character, HANSON, and it would appear he has also recently received some kind of windfall (how/why/what I have been unable to discern
Anyway, congratulations and enjoy misterpj but please do try to calm down a bit, you'll give yourself a heart attack at this rate