Good Afternoon All,
Belated, prosperous, happy healthy 2020 (to ALL)
Before any of the 0.09% of hard-core detractors, even 'think' contemplate, having a ' little Hissy fit'
It is a perfectly reasonable, 'non' controversial, relevant, and genuine question?
Is that O.K.?
So, I am just asking, is Mr r.n.g, (Argh En (d) Gee (whizz) due, a full annual service, and ‘new’ M.O.T, and, will he get? the Full Diagnostic Treatment (by Deep Throat)? the Poker Diagnostic Tool, just in case, Error Code .6.0.0.5. (Rinse pj) has been ‘remotely’ secreted into the system, by some jealous ne’er-do-well.
Hold your ‘fire HATERs, evidence first, then you can tell me,’ Any Two Will Do’
Now, I relentlessly, (like a Religion) tell myself, any doubts, (lingering or otherwise) are all in;
(‘ me Ed’) Your Ed (son) Heddie Earn’s, drummed it into me, as has The Guvnor and MoolahBenji, (T.K & M.B)
I KNOW they are 100% correct. Practice harder, play better, my only ‘hang up’ with that?
Pretty ‘**** hard’ too improve on Poker ‘perfection’, but your Poker.p.Bratt, has to bare that cross.
Your World Class, Poker superstar , number two, been having it, pretty; ‘
Variant Negative’ 2019 ended that way,(exactly)
UKSOP 13 £33 buy in, heads (start £15 a time) and 2020, well, you would not believe it !,
The only thing, that ever stops the Inevitable…’ rise of The Cream’ is when ‘He, gets CLOTTED !’
Now, just to be clear, I will 'try hard' to be, concise, articulate, this, is about, 'my personal experience' of Tournament Poker ( m.t.t.s only) not, cash, not d.y.ms. tournament poker, with buy-ins, and, do try to note, relevant to ,doing exactly that, playing Tournament Poker, and in my case, out of personal choice, and preference,no,zero , multi tabling,not, X 4 X 8 X 16.. no thankyou,
happy, to be a ' BRONTOSAURUS' he is a Dinasour, and, being one of them,when,I play Poker,and have the likes of,for example, essexphil,miniman88,Matt Bates, sat, bang on my left, and right right,guess,what I do ? ,( because I enjoy doing it) I go back through,my entire hand history,to see, if I am satisifed,with every hand (play)
Here is a tip ( only if you actually enjoy Poker) in the 'deeper end' use all your time bank ? , why,you will never ever give a timing tell, the QCB is not really going to 'work' against those boys and gals,and.. Heaven Forbid ! unless ( automatons ) you give yourself, ' clear thinking time,to think,to act' The Automaton,1 second ! click Merchants,wont like it,but so what, just chuckle,and refer them to HYPER turbo heads up.
Lets,dispel, the ‘myth’ that I do not, get in the Deep End! of course I do, I find it ‘inspiring’ ,'being in the Deep End,Zero fear,playing the likes of miniman88,Matt Bates,engy,mynafrett,madprof,chrisdonkb etc.
Guvnor Tony ( how ? ‘ do they do it mate’ ) Matthew did I play every hand ( badly) don’t even answer in Jest Matt ! ( they will all believe you mate .)
Much lurve to You All
( even the 0.09%) Paul J ..always Da PokaBratt always ‘your’ numero dous posterboy
Guess what CREAM does… yep babi… It simply has too happen,why ? well modesty forbids, impossible to be this Good,and Run this bad…
If there was ever, a Poker Team ‘Situation’
My Dream Team, (for real) all BRILLIANT players
Manager Guvnor Kendall;
(captain) MoolahBenji M.B,
engy,mynafrett,BURT (Puss.y) ,miniman88,chrisdonkb,madprof,and your (vice captain misterpj)
The Poker World , would get a right Rinsing ( would lurve it,filmed, Live,TV Gold)
p.s Poker Reality Series (on its way) Lateral Thinking
continued, You are going to see, World Class Poker, getting Savaged !" (all,except UKOSP) 13 BH £33 from 2020 !
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You rinsed,and clotted PJ’s Cream ? didn’t you mate!
(Glad to have tried,to be of Assistence !)
£500 BH rebuy, stuck on my right and right, ‘Mr’ miniman88 and ‘Mr M.B. MoolahBenji,two hours deep, it had been going so well, this,for a right chunk of chips, Bounty, and a really competitive stack, call it, 72% good, into turn river runner runner EXIT ,MARVELLOUS !
Hand Number 1448203935
(but ? misterpj is a clueless No Limit Hold Em Tournament player ?) Never ever said,I was the best, just World Class,and the second best MB MoolahBenji Is My Poker Hero ( I Lurve Him)
UKSOP 13 BH £33 buy in, near three hours deep, only realistic chance at a Bounty (started £15 a head) naturally, I snap off the All in in front of me, 68% good, into 17 and 15% split.
Not a chance! Hand number 1445216824
Would you like to see? Some World Class play? With the best two cards, you can ever dream of? Getting a Right Rinsing? , If I was cream, the only thing between misterpj and the TOP, would be Mr Moolah Benji...£$£$£$£$£$ (Matt, you ‘gotta let PJ’s firm do the Apparel mate) the two best Tournament players on here, should BOTH have their own range.
Every one-off the following, hands, is posterboy (naughty) with your, Pocket Rockets, American Airlines, Snake Eyes, Bullets, playing World Class Optimum. And RINSED,CLOTTED !EVERY HAND.
Hold tight, get ready to..’wince’
misterpj pocket Aces Hand Number 1449431875 (today) two and a half hours deep,BUBBLE seven left,the player,who took down this hand, had just, less than one minute previously, Lucked Out against my Pocket KK ( I flopped a SET KKK) with a straight,then,immediately,I have to stomach again (this) in a pot,on the Bubble,51,000 k chips,and for the final table.I am 81% good pre,92% good post,97% good after the turn, and you can guess,the rest.
misterpj pocket Aces Hand number 1446230767 misterpj AA ,three hours deep, final table,five left,for a 100k plus pot,get it in 70% + good, and, snapped by 33,and snapped by QK off…? How ? do ‘they’ play, that well !
misterpj pocket Aces Hand number 1447322719 misterpj AA, for two bounties and the chip lead,get it in 65% good,into 15 & 19 % (R.O.F.L)
misterpj pocket Aces Hand number 1448578186 misterpj AA £5.50 buy in,for the chip lead,call the all in , 81% good ! lol.
misterpj pocket Aces Hand number 1447454896 misterpj AA ‘justy’ a little old 27,000 k pot, 67% good.
misterpj pocket Aces Hand number 1442921511 misterpj AA 6,000 k three way pot, 70% good,into 15 and 15 ..lol.
Perhaps,I should ‘snap fold em !, but, as I respect 99.01% of all skypoker players, ( I really do actually) the 0.09%.. been offered the peace pipe, and,wont,cant Smoke It ‘ they know best’ wink wink.
But, I really respect, Mr Matthew Bates ( moolah benji) Mr miniman88 Mr chrisdonkb,Mr Burt P.uss.y, Mr madprof, Mr engy, Mr mynafrett, (extra special player,believe in yourself mate)
Oh, I will ‘throw’ this one in, only, as it was, my very first MTT of 2020, Hand number 1445894444 me, K deuce suited, flop it, KK 22, in it all goes, 68% good,15% to split, 17 to lose. Guess the rest EXIT.
Hand Number 1448601675 ( yesterday) pj snaps off, the all in in front, only for the chip lead, and a bounty, 7000 chip pot,72% good, not a chance !
Hand Number 1447475032 exit hand, 6,000 chip pot, your superstar fires it all in, 75 % good,after the turn, not a chance !
Hand number 1447418670 need I say more !
Hand number 1442616282 £5.50buyin, fire in my AA ten kicker post flop 80% good,not a chance,exit.
Hand number 1446447298 just, ‘the ole 21,000 chip pot, O natural Sir, your Boy,best pre (always is !) just the river to dodge ( favorite naturally) no chance !
And, the following two hands ( minutes apart) had me shaking my head,opening a (crate)Vino, same player,erm, ‘doing very well !!!
Hand Number 1054944644 I observed this happen to Peter,and felt his PAIN, then, moments later (same player hit River miracle,exited your posterboy)
Hand number 1446441128 the fella just hit one out on the River, when a million to one, then, he gets involved with me here, as a 7% per cent chance ( obviously fancies playing) pocket 10 3 off… and takes down another 18,000 me EXIT
Saved, the worst stomach churner, till last,(cant,wont post it) as it involves one of the 0.09% ,and hate, is a very strong word, ( wrong word) lets just say mate ( I know you read this) I have an elephant memory…. You took down the crown jewels,( big buy in) two cards left in the deck, that you had to hit,exactly, turn river runner runner…. Zero class shown, as you went ott,on the Celebration,one Halcyon Day,that will happen to you,and,you will go Garrity (as you always do)
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what was Delihah Smith sang ? at half time ( soused !)
Lets Be Avin You...para XXX
I mean ..really (seriously) ?
Forum... I played this Rank Amateur ? and the 33 call, then the KQ off call, is World Class
Mumsie ( lurve you) Pull My Chain please xxx
only because,it was my very first MTT, on the morning, of Wednesday Jan 1st 2020
all revved up, with Poker optimism,..for 2020 (hmm !)
fire it in, 80% good, no chance
naturally ( best pre ) always am !
the same player, ran like this....extraordinary, ! yes it happens ! ( but) a gazzilion times to me,against..bout twice ( key pivotal torney hands- momoents)
On the plus side, your spacing has improved. I can understand most of what you have written. Still don't agree with some of it, but poker is full of different opinions.
Happy-and Prosperous-New Year to you.
On a quite Wednesday morning, early in January 2020, A Poker Blockbuster (yep) on its way, just to wet, your appetite, the Poker.p.Bratt, misterpj, is certain sure, this time next week, it will be, the Skypoker misterpj Celebration Party, top table;
1 Guvnor Kendall, 2 MoolahBenji M.B ( Matty a genuine poker hero,to pj,Bates) 3 madprof ( adore the fella,why, simply the word Misguided, meant so much !) 4 chrisdonkb ( classy cream) 5 miniman88 (ditto) 6 mynafrett ( ;my myna; confidence, belief is not arrogance (not in your case BELIEVE, but in ‘his case’ me and Arro,no likey !) 7 engy (quality Poker player) 8 lolollo (why ? made peace, very recently, and if chrisdonkb and miniman88 say, your useful ? who am I to disagree ? , although, as we both know ! you are running, a bit ‘warm’ ,9 this player has to be there, I insist, why ? we, a good good while ago, despised each other,then,through Poker, grudging mutual respect,then,eventually,became top Poker mates, a player, I know, who is seriously seriously good, friendship bonded, by ridiculous accusation, long time put to bed,and,you know what Forum, find any other two players ( ego thing) who go ‘harder at each other, on the Poker Table,which,way back ( all forgotten now) I was Incensed at proved false ridiculous allegations, so 9 BURT.P.U.S.S.Y ,no reason for me to blow smoke, the fella is a good player, 10 ditto, and I apologise Jay ,for not mentioning you before, you know, I know, similar to B.P you and I ,we ‘practically spat Poker defiance at each other, and then, a good little while back, me and Jay know ,what changed all that, always best, when sworn enemies, become pals, JHOTONE, in the Poker trenches with me, always.11.essexphil ,has to be there,12 MICKAA never forgotten, hours deep,the Aces full Kings full,on the River clash,stil makes me smile ! and to make up,the Bakers Dozen ( top table) Yours Truly. Plus all, the thousands of 99.9% players,invited to the Best Poker Party ( on Sky) ever. xxx
As stated, I respect 99.9% of all players, the number, I would cross the road to avoid, is in low single figures (but ‘they know best’) hmmm.
Oh, why am I building this? To a crescendo? stick with it, and, you will all be wanting to buy me a drink, delighted , to let you know, Skypoker one BLLION percent straight, (but) guv, it was not,’ all in my head !’ and, delighted to announce, we will all be on a level playing field, from now on.
If, my dear Poker fans, you have the ability, to use google, try, The Ten High Call That Started It All, that will take you to the story, Marco Johnson…he simply, instinctively knew, what did he know? That something was very very whiffy, to say the least. The rest is history, but, the twist is, it took the divine intervention, of the unsullied Poker Deities Above (the Poker ‘fair play Gods) why?
Someone, somewhere, it took a miracle, to bring the biggest online Poker Scandal (ever) On Top.
A few reading this, will know every detail, those that don’t, your chance to learn a bit of Poker history, couldn’t happen again? Really, google is your friend, google Poker and player name Nio Nio, but I digress.And , just so you know,online Poker is always going to be ‘ erm’ open to abuse, try ODLANOR, and,more importently,what, on earth out their ? unknown ? today.
Biggest certainty,ever, there is something, totally unkown. Price Up The Odds, of there Not Being.
So, always, take care. Etc.
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