2020 Caption Comp # 2

Tikay10

No prizes, just a bit of fun. Hopefully.

MAXALLY

"so, let me just get this correct....your on line alias is Haysie?"

Essexphil

MAXALLY said:

"so, let me just get this correct....your on line alias is Haysie?"

Competition finished.
That wins.

Tikay10

@MAXALLY might just have killed the Comp before it started.

HAYSIE

Come on Laura, how does The Single Market actually work?

HAYSIE

Boris voters up north think that as you are a wealthy man, you could personally pay for the Big Ben Brexit Bongs.

I don't feel well.

HAYSIE

But why Laura, why did the BBC turn me down for Strictly.

tomgoodun

Boris shows his feelings as Laura tells him “ I’m expecting your child”

goldon

I know you've been seeing someone , you're going to leave me for that French Tart Macron.

goldon

The Rubber rings were to heighten our sex enjoyment, how was I supposed to know they were for castrating Bulls ...... shall I keep them in the jar or do you want them.

goldon

This ring is not 22carat gold made by Russian Jeweller Faberge it say's Plumb Co inside.

goldon

No you can't come home with me the Care Home want you back in time for you're Medicine ......

goldon

Snap out of it. Their all watching us over the Wall and expect us to start mating.

mumsie

No, no, its rock, scissors, THEN paper.

MISTY4ME

"When they said they'd put you on the front benches @HAYSIE , they didn't mean you should wear that ridiculous wig too!"

tomgoodun

Boris proudly showing an awe struck Laura the proposed first class seats for the new Northern HS2 rail link.

Tikay10

Good work lads, some excellent contributions coming through.

We'll let this one sweat for a day or two more than do another. No reason we can't do 2 or 3 a week.

goldon

Don't be down, most men suffer with Premier Election Dysfunction.

HAYSIE

But they do look like letterboxes.

tai-gar

Will you please look at me when I am talking to you.... you ignorant lump. This is supposed to be an interview.

HAYSIE

Do you think many people are likely to read a book entitled "Government Funding For Pole Dancers"?