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2020 Caption Comp # 2

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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    "Every time you shake hands with Dignitaries they know what you've been up too."!
    "No it's not the same, Women don't get hairs in the palms of their hands."
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    You're Prime Minister now you must stop going Quack Quack when to talk to Mr Trump.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    By the way Mumsie my nighthood has never been tampered with..... cough!
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    edited January 2020
    Mumsie is always you're Mumsie no matter what.
    mumsie said:


    Have to do better than knighthood as Lords soon to be abolished ..... be happy with "The Crown" now there's a gap ............... .edit Clown
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    edited January 2020
    I know it's a shock to find out and I'm not happy to be the one to tell you but .......
    I'm a Russian spy with the K G B sent on the orders of Kremlin. My real name is Anna OnaTop I have a License to Thrill ....... you are now my B itch.
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  • tomgooduntomgoodun Member Posts: 3,756
    As the wonderful Terry Jones ( RIP ) scripted ~
    Laura saying “ You are not the Messiah, you’re a very naughty boy!”
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  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,346
    edited January 2020
    tomgoodun said:

    As the wonderful Terry Jones ( RIP ) scripted ~
    Laura saying “ You are not the Messiah, you’re a very naughty boy!”

    Good 'un :)
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  • MISTY4MEMISTY4ME Member Posts: 6,346
    Tikay10 said:



    No prizes, just a bit of fun. Hopefully.


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    "Are you STILL going on about Brexit @HAYSIE? ........and take that ridiculous wig off, you can't disguise being a Grumpy Old Man ! :)
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  • madprofmadprof Member Posts: 3,461
    MISTY4ME said:

    Tikay10 said:



    No prizes, just a bit of fun. Hopefully.


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    "Are you STILL going on about Brexit @HAYSIE? ........and take that ridiculous wig off, you can't disguise being a Grumpy Old Man ! :)
    " Calm down, calm down..Abul...I've called an Uber already!"
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    edited January 2020

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    The Remain Members of your Government to commemorate your Brexit achievements and Services to the Country, granted that you be buried (when you die) in Westminster Abbey ....... arrangements have been made for next week.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    There was no paper in the Ladies Toilets how was I supposed to know the papers you gave me to hold were top secret codes for the Nuclear Bomb.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151
    You mustn't be upset you're not going to be a Dad again, it was cold, I had just lit the fire when the "Stork" dropped the baby down the chimney.
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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,151


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    I know you saw a red figure but you really have to grow up and stop believing in Santa Claus .... it was me leaving the presents.
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 171,071
    edited January 2020
    A new Caption Comp has gone up so we are going to close the previous ones now as they have run their course, & the Forum will be over-run with them.
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