2020 Caption Comp # 2

HAYSIE

So you really think there will have to be border checks between Ireland and the UK, Laura?
Well I never.

MISTY4ME

"I'm not playing 'Find my Notepad' with you again HAYSIE Boris"

madprof

“Okay, that’s the semen sample in the cup...now can we discuss my ‘hand’ling fee?”

MISTY4ME

"Can you paint my nails Letterbox Red to match my coat please Boris?"

MISTY4ME

"Isn't it obvious I'm White and British @HAYSIE?"

goldon

Tikay10 said:

No prizes, just a bit of fun. Hopefully.

Essexphil Posts:
March 2018
"No. Don't bother getting up. It's yet another Sky Poker competition with no prizes."

goldon

When the Press confront you about scrapping Brexit & agreeing Mrs Mays worse Deal in History.


You have to tell them she Blackmailed you, threatening to disclose your drug fueled threesome with Barnier & Macron

HAYSIE

Ok, I think I understand, Laura.

So not all of Ireland is part of the UK.

Wow.

goldon

It's not your fault ....... you inherited this mess from the Last Government.

HAYSIE

So The T Shock, the Irish guy on the telly isn't a rapper?

HAYSIE

Carrie has only come home and caught me dressed up in her clothes.

MISTY4ME

"Don't you agree with @HAYSIE and we should have a 2nd Referendum on BREXIT Prime Minister?" .........

MISTY4ME

"You do look a bit like a Prime Minister in that wig and crumpled suit Mr Corbyn, but you'll still get splinters in your ar se sat on this bench too!"

goldon

We can get the Exorcist to rid you of the Haysie possession,

goldon

OK, you can be on Top this week.

stokefc

boris: jeeze you stink of fagggss
laura: yeah and you stink of pi$$

goldon

Your Song " Sing a Song of Sixpence" was never going to win the

goldon

I'm entitled to get annoyed the damp spot is always on my side.

mumsie

Tikay10

Ha, great initiative @mumsie, well done.