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billwillbillwill Member Posts: 1
edited April 2021 in Poker Chat
How can you lose 6 games with aa in a row ffs
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  • hhyftrftdrhhyftrftdr Member Posts: 8,036
    edited April 2021
    billwill said:

    How can you lose 6 games with aa in a row ffs

    If your alias is billwill.
  • kapowblamzkapowblamz Member Posts: 1,587
    Velcro

    Now that's a rip off.
  • johnjoe81johnjoe81 Member Posts: 709
    Billwont

    You had aces 6 games in a row ? Pocket?

  • DoooobsDoooobs Member Posts: 241
    by not betting?
  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,603
    I haven't been a regular contributor here for six years.

    It's good to see some things never change.
  • GlenelgGlenelg Member Posts: 6,602
    Slipwater said:

    I haven't been a regular contributor here for six years.

    It's good to see some things never change.

    @Slipwater ..welcome back..are still wearing psychedlic shirts?
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    new player recruitment drive
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    you'll bleedinn well need too

    and now, the court calls top QC ChummleyWarner, for a defence submission
    Judge.. Mr ChummlyWarner, if you will
    'your Honor' an unsullied 52 card deck, is given a random
    (sniggers from public gallery & the bench) cough...
    Shuffle Your Honor, and dealt accordingly all off the top, the defence refutes any suggestion of anything ever, (rofl) 'off the Bottom'
    It's simply VARIANCE your Honor
    'Mr ChummleyWarner' in the last recess, I warned you, one more outing, of that one size Fitz Hall, hairy old chestnut, will not be tolerated, further,or will star defence witnesses like Mr35
    'we all told him'
    all of us told him, relentlessly, it is because he is an abysmal player.
    That, Mr ChummleyWarner, is pure Johnstonisms,very rarely, in cases this serious, are any puns appropriate, however, your witnesses, bar non.........
    all CHIP-O-RAMA' s
    Sit down Mr ChummleyWarner, I will hear no more

    An exemplary case presentation by Mr Marco Chadwell Johnson (CrazyMarco) representing misterpj leaves only one, and only one possible conclusion, the Court finds in favour of PJ,that Mr ChummleyWarner, is concluded, evidence based 😂












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  • LARSON7LARSON7 Member Posts: 4,492
    Glenelg said:

    Slipwater said:

    I haven't been a regular contributor here for six years.

    It's good to see some things never change.

    @Slipwater ..welcome back..are still wearing psychedlic shirts?
    @slipwater's colourful shirts are the reason live poker players wear sunglasses
  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,702
    mumsie said:


    Another thread I shall not bother following now
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    You Lot, kkk Rack Me Up

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    Absolute Poker, never appened
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    PotRipper pure Fiction


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    I could post, just a very short, 56.7 second hi-def audio & visual..

    Would ROCK your likkle World, to its Foundations...

    Keep it coming. Remember, pj, by default, 1st in queue


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    'special players'
    'winning special Hands'

    flops it, wins the hand Once in a Thousand times (your Honor) rofl































    exciting Times, beckon & cometh 😉














  • craigcu12craigcu12 Member Posts: 3,961
    only misterPJ would play a hand like T2o from small blind
  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    It’s time this idiot was removed from the forum
  • SlipwaterSlipwater Member Posts: 3,603
    Jac35 said:

    It’s time this idiot was removed from the forum

    A bit harsh, mate. I just came back!
  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    edited June 2021
    Slipwater said:

    Jac35 said:

    It’s time this idiot was removed from the forum

    A bit harsh, mate. I just came back!
    I’m just surprised they reduced your 10 year ban to 6 years on appeal!


    Btw Hello again :)
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    'his Honor'
    prior to my summing up, I would like to call misterpj to the stand.

    Yes, your Honor

    misterpj, we have listened to a lot, you have remained steadfastly calm, quiet and considered
    Have you anything to say, in response for example, to Mr35's assertion, that, in reality, you misterpj you are an awful no limit hold em player, who does not understand Variance

    No, your Honor, save for, I am a little parched, can I please take a sip of my orange JUICE, nothing to say, other than, fundamental mathematical probability

    Will leave this room, with yet another
    (a spectacular collection your Honor, exactly like this)







    Exciting Times, buy in Responsibly




  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,095
    Suck it up. cough!

    Banning players has been banned, serves no purpose took a grown up too realise this.

    As Chair person MisterPJ appreciation society ....I would like to point out he puts his money in and donates it if anyone is entitled to vent he is. Toys out the Pram if you like!
    No smoke without Fire! take your pick. He is not causing any trouble only annoyance.
  • tai-gartai-gar Member Posts: 2,691
    goldon said:

    Suck it up. cough!

    Banning players has been banned, serves no purpose took a grown up too realise this.

    As Chair person MisterPJ appreciation society ....I would like to point out he puts his money in and donates it if anyone is entitled to vent he is. Toys out the Pram if you like!
    No smoke without Fire! take your pick. He is not causing any trouble only annoyance.

    Agreed. I quite like looking at his posts.

    However, if those hands are for real money I think he should consider giving up poker for a while and save his money.
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    goldon said:

    Suck it up. cough!

    Why do you write 'cough' in so many posts? I remember it from years ago. Have you got a lung condition?

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