I love YOU, soo much, my kinda Chappy.. ππππππ Unlike,.. Shsss.. 'the Team Blo-Harder & Harder
Like you Chap, they, R a Million, too kid a kidder..
Had, far far worse, than Horses Eds... try, two barrels, from close range, click & click.. Laughed my KEYSTER off, punchline became pals (that mate, Zillion % honest, on my daughters (( plural)) (Deli & Gena) The Greek S. B. S., don't mess My gals, & grand gals Set, sorted, never wanted financially, for life, BETTER, grounded, educated, University of LIFE both graduated, with HONORS
I, digress, it's, A MORAL DILEMMA, better, don't give a flying.... Rofl.
That aside, The EASTBOURNE MAFIA,..
for GOLDIE π
Now, Your Honor..
Lets, deal in facts
If, the answer, is.. Spat his dummy Out
What's? the question?
'east_Bourne - Shsss SHILL MAFIA
?
well, that 15 month, HIGH LEVEL, intensive COACH=in, obviously, going WELL, very well
So well, when, 4 a giggle, 1st buy in (exciting times) buy in responsibly! my first, buy in (rebuy) 6 months
High Level, poke Her Coach,..
Obviously, go_In v v v well. Defacto
Dummy, FIRED OUT, because, pocket AK can't crack, the chap hit Spa...... Ray ran rofl
Dummy Fired OUT
True COLOURS in plain SITE
That, trifle. ING pathetic nons-__-since, put too bed, is it? A Fruit
Mr35 & your Honor
It Ain't juiced, tis vary Ince
he's to stew Pidd, ever, too PruV. it 1.0001 Nailed On
& then, team clandestine Suck It, get, a Woke Up. LmHOff
Can I make a suggestion? Can there be a sub thread, not Poker Chat, not Brags, Beats etc but one especially for MrPJ? Perhaps under a heading of 'It's not fair'? At least everyone will know what to expect and not find every other thread hijacked.
exciting times, the likkle ole 06.30 Β£5.50 bounty hunter (your honor)
06.30 H1 Q 9 V Q 9 turn river runner runner hh, flush to A (lol)
06.36 pocket AK hh v pocket K 10 off (lol)
06.40 exciting (very) times, pocket KK (rofl)
exciting random generation
06.47 exciting pocket 8 8 (lol) v 'the free' remarkably running glorious (lol)
06.55 the crescendo, last hand before break, what happens next? Exciting (very) Times, giving 'the free' A Full Beanz Twerk ALL IN, with such confidence, a medley of 'ripe fruits' were also given, a full Beanz Twerk, into the JUICER (your honor)
what appens next? well naturally, don't expect any hand (tournament defining) to ever Teflon, at any mathematical price, between 70 & 99.9 % (the 99) turn river runner runner straight flush
Can I make a suggestion? Can there be a sub thread, not Poker Chat, not Brags, Beats etc but one especially for MrPJ? Perhaps under a heading of 'It's not fair'? At least everyone will know what to expect and not find every other thread hijacked.
Great idea, then we can spam it with hand histories of hands that hold up!
your Honor wouldn't av a shilling on, couldn't, if offered 5,0000/1, to actually win a mtt
would be foolish, wouldn't it. ps, 'Dickie the Dealer' currently trying to explain away; his little gizmo, 'pon hims ManBag' π
Three Blind Mice your Honor
09.14, thought, have dabble, punt up, and play this diabolical hand (holding) just like 35 says, 'he plays awful cards'
09.24, pocket 99 in the sb, impossible to play into the stacked Dodg1 (unavailable on the scope!)
09.28, pocket JJ in the sb, no no no, pant not getting taken down ere officer, Dickie the Dealers got summit, in hims manbag
09.38, now a dilemma, cards dealt, do I snap call the stacked Dodg1 who just fired the lot in? when made aware of Dickie the Dealers magic box o trik
More Evidence To Vindicate & Reiterate the chundering 35s constant assertions, he is abysmal that pj, the worst no limit hold player ever in history to play a hand (flick the switch Dickie)
exciting times magical , buy in responsibly π€ππ
in words of few syllables let the Poker do all the talking 'you ever need'
exciting times 'allright' but do 'buy in' responsibly might be best 'jog mathematical probability along as well'
the 'standard river miracle' in a tourney defining BH hand, a paltry, a mere, an embarrassing 96% hand equity with 1 card to come, of course, it's perfectly 'standard normal "random" that 4% hits required River card,quite funny, actually, innit
some point,soon, a penny or three, will be dropping
Flop a Set, anyone? your Honor, wondering if the acknowledged' issues' inc; should be snap folding flopped sets, due too (perma!) turn river runner runner scenarios;
'standard standard, read all about it'
Action Jackson hand, (your Honor)
betting ACTION, pre.... Waiter, Naranjo con Helios grande por favor mi amigo
Guess the pockets, your honor
yesterday,last hand, before the 5 minute break, in the Β£5.50 bounty hunter, all in and snapped, as ever, my exit hand, standard, my opponent 'hits the river'
same 2 players, misterpj & optifree
Now, move forward 24 hours, some amusing coincidentals for 'you' too ponder
late registration anyone? hey presto, optifree 'materialises' last moment, bang on my right. That would be 04.45 am.
Now, let me show you, not in words, but as you always require, in factual appraisal of exactly, in only minutes, how things panned out.
here, as a reminder, is exit hand, 24 hours ago Β£5.50 bounty hunter
and, today, 04.45 Β£5.50 bounty hunter
wind forward, 10 minutes, makes 04.55 am and last hand pre 5 minute break,dejavu peeps only 2 players in the hand, guess which 2 players, misterpj & optifree
just in case, not obvious that's calling the big blinds all in (bounty hunting) with top pair top kicker
Break over, move to 05.02 2 players in a hand, guess which 2! misterpj & optifree
1 player spanks it all in on the turn,class players cannot at any price call that 1 too come, a 1 card inside straight draw plus a flush draw, 'fold'
05.03 someone 'running well'
next hand 05.04 Tells its own account
'only' 05.09, and we get too over & "out" exit. Erm, in the big blind what with? pocket K 10 suited clubs,top pair on 10 high board, guess the rest
if, I put together, the entire last months summary, which you know I can easily do, that's, a full, fair, factually accurate account, it would make stomach churning uncomfortable reading, that 'variance' herself, would be so accutley embarrassed of, it simply 'wouldn't have an earthly' of standing up!
'his Honor' in conclusion, based his Verdict, on cumulative fact
we could also consider, calls a raise with two pocket red cards, an 8 & Q (getting it into pocket JJ) the flop, 8h 5A spades
exciting times?
summing up, in six weeks tourney Poker (posted most "evidence")
tournament defining / huge pots / exits
the times beaten when 90% + 52 exact identical scenario the times won when a maximum 10% rag hand 1
'attempt too defend and justify this then, it's a Disgrace'
09.31
player A is all in with 14% hand equity V player B with pocket JJ 84% hand equity Player A gets the lot
09.39
player A is all in with 6% hand equity V player B with flopped top two pair, Aces & Nines 94% hand equity one card to come Player A gets the lot, on the River 94%v 6%
player A is the same player in both hands
so transparent, only a Toby could truly believe
'slam dunk, eh your Honor' Guarantee the Hypocrites will 'have their paws out so fast' before you could mutter Victor Meldrew
just for the usual suspects, that can't do 1+1 10,000 bounties, 93% V 7% just for the Yogurt knitter(s) 9265 +
thinking about entering a framed autographed job lot Next Christies Sports Memorabilia Auction Emperor River 90% equity 'va' 'ran' 'rinse' da Don ram entering two lots, other is two of my Jackson Pollocks π²π²π²π€π€π€πππππππππππππ
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I love YOU, soo much, my kinda Chappy.. ππππππ
Unlike,.. Shsss.. 'the Team Blo-Harder & Harder
Like you Chap, they, R a Million, too kid a kidder..
Had, far far worse, than Horses Eds...
try, two barrels, from close range, click & click..
Laughed my KEYSTER off, punchline
became pals
(that mate, Zillion % honest, on my daughters (( plural)) (Deli & Gena)
The Greek S. B. S., don't mess
My gals, & grand gals
Set, sorted, never wanted financially, for life, BETTER, grounded, educated, University of LIFE
both graduated, with HONORS
I, digress, it's, A MORAL DILEMMA, better, don't give a flying.... Rofl.
That aside, The EASTBOURNE MAFIA,..
for GOLDIE π
Now, Your Honor..
Lets, deal in facts
If, the answer, is..
Spat his dummy Out
What's? the question?
'east_Bourne - Shsss SHILL MAFIA
?
well, that 15 month, HIGH LEVEL, intensive COACH=in, obviously, going WELL, very well
So well, when, 4 a giggle, 1st buy in (exciting times) buy in responsibly!
my first, buy in (rebuy) 6 months
High Level, poke Her Coach,..
Obviously, go_In v v v well.
Defacto
Dummy, FIRED OUT, because, pocket AK
can't crack, the chap hit Spa...... Ray ran rofl
Dummy Fired OUT
True COLOURS in plain SITE
That, trifle. ING pathetic nons-__-since, put too bed, is it? A Fruit
Mr35 & your Honor
It Ain't juiced, tis vary Ince
he's to stew Pidd, ever, too PruV. it 1.0001
Nailed
On
& then, team clandestine Suck It, get, a Woke Up. LmHOff
Yet no mention of the hand in the chatbox where he won 8.8k with a T high straight at 15/30 blinds.
I wonder why!
06.30 H1 Q 9 V Q 9 turn river runner runner hh, flush to A (lol)
06.36 pocket AK hh v pocket K 10 off (lol)
06.40 exciting (very) times, pocket KK (rofl)
exciting random generation
06.47 exciting pocket 8 8 (lol) v 'the free' remarkably running glorious (lol)
06.55 the crescendo, last hand before break, what happens next?
Exciting (very) Times, giving 'the free' A Full Beanz Twerk ALL IN, with such confidence, a medley of 'ripe fruits' were also given, a full Beanz Twerk, into the JUICER (your honor)
what appens next?
well naturally, don't expect any hand (tournament defining) to ever Teflon, at any mathematical price, between 70 & 99.9 % (the 99) turn river runner runner straight flush
wouldn't av a shilling on, couldn't, if offered 5,0000/1, to actually win a mtt
would be foolish, wouldn't it.
ps, 'Dickie the Dealer' currently trying to explain away;
his little gizmo, 'pon hims ManBag' π
Three Blind Mice your Honor
09.14, thought, have dabble, punt up, and play this diabolical hand (holding) just like 35 says, 'he plays awful cards'
09.24, pocket 99 in the sb, impossible to play into the stacked Dodg1 (unavailable on the scope!)
09.28, pocket JJ in the sb, no no no, pant not getting taken down ere officer, Dickie the Dealers got summit, in hims manbag
09.38, now a dilemma, cards dealt, do I snap call the stacked Dodg1 who just fired the lot in? when made aware of Dickie the Dealers magic box o trik
More Evidence To Vindicate & Reiterate the chundering 35s constant assertions, he is abysmal that pj, the worst no limit hold player ever in history to play a hand
(flick the switch Dickie)
exciting times
magical , buy in responsibly π€ππ
(for terrible players)
in words of few syllables
let the Poker do all the talking 'you ever need'
exciting times 'allright' but do 'buy in' responsibly
might be best 'jog mathematical probability along as well'
the 'standard river miracle' in a tourney defining BH hand, a paltry, a mere, an embarrassing 96% hand equity with 1 card to come, of course, it's perfectly 'standard normal "random" that 4% hits required River card,quite funny, actually, innit
some point,soon, a penny or three, will be dropping
Flop a Set, anyone?
your Honor, wondering if the acknowledged' issues' inc;
should be snap folding flopped sets, due too (perma!) turn river runner runner scenarios;
'standard standard, read all about it'
Action Jackson hand, (your Honor)
betting ACTION, pre....
Waiter, Naranjo con Helios grande por favor mi amigo
Guess the pockets, your honor
yesterday,last hand, before the 5 minute break, in the Β£5.50 bounty hunter, all in and snapped, as ever, my exit hand, standard, my opponent 'hits the river'
same 2 players, misterpj & optifree
Now, move forward 24 hours, some amusing coincidentals for 'you' too ponder
late registration anyone?
hey presto, optifree 'materialises' last moment, bang on my right.
That would be 04.45 am.
Now, let me show you, not in words, but as you always require, in factual appraisal of exactly, in only minutes, how things panned out.
here, as a reminder, is exit hand, 24 hours ago Β£5.50 bounty hunter
and, today, 04.45 Β£5.50 bounty hunter
wind forward, 10 minutes, makes 04.55 am and last hand pre 5 minute break,dejavu peeps
only 2 players in the hand, guess which 2 players, misterpj & optifree
just in case, not obvious
that's calling the big blinds all in (bounty hunting) with top pair top kicker
Break over, move to 05.02
2 players in a hand, guess which 2!
misterpj & optifree
1 player spanks it all in on the turn,class players cannot at any price call that
1 too come, a 1 card inside straight draw plus a flush draw, 'fold'
05.03 someone 'running well'
next hand
05.04
Tells its own account
'only' 05.09, and we get too over & "out" exit.
Erm, in the big blind
what with? pocket K 10 suited clubs,top pair on 10 high board, guess the rest
if, I put together, the entire last months summary, which you know I can easily do, that's, a full, fair, factually accurate account, it would make stomach churning uncomfortable reading, that 'variance' herself, would be so accutley embarrassed of, it simply
'wouldn't have an earthly' of standing up!
'his Honor' in conclusion, based his Verdict, on cumulative fact
we could also consider, calls a raise with two pocket red cards, an 8 & Q
(getting it into pocket JJ)
the flop, 8h 5A spades
exciting times?
summing up, in six weeks tourney Poker (posted most "evidence")
tournament defining / huge pots / exits
the times beaten when 90% +
52
exact identical scenario
the times won when a maximum 10% rag hand
1
call it variance πππ
or
We could say youβre delusional and hopelessly bad at poker
Stop ruining threads you hopeless ****.
PJ Remember where you are who's the Boss, rules to follow, place for everything & everything .... blah! Blah!
'attempt too defend and justify this then, it's a Disgrace'
09.31
player A is all in with 14% hand equity V player B with pocket JJ 84% hand equity
Player A gets the lot
09.39
player A is all in with 6% hand equity V player B with flopped top two pair, Aces & Nines 94% hand equity one card to come
Player A gets the lot, on the River 94%v 6%
player A is the same player in both hands
so transparent, only a Toby could truly believe
'slam dunk, eh your Honor'
Guarantee the Hypocrites will 'have their paws out so fast'
before you could mutter
Victor Meldrew
10 10 v A J standard really
A 9 you were behind to A 10
Nothing to see here, move on please.
Can't be too bad? Nope, it's about 10 miles of scrolling
this is just total lol
just for the usual suspects, that can't do 1+1
10,000 bounties, 93% V 7%
just for the Yogurt knitter(s) 9265 +
thinking about entering a framed autographed job lot
Next Christies Sports Memorabilia Auction
Emperor River 90% equity 'va' 'ran' 'rinse' da Don ram
entering two lots, other is two of my Jackson Pollocks
π²π²π²π€π€π€πππππππππππππ
Will become, Overwhelming Embarrassing
called, a Moral Crusade, my old lovelies
Exciting Times, but please do
'buy in very responsibly'