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  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,095
    Comedians never tell their jokes to another Comedian. Do I need to explain "Why"
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    Goldie


    I love YOU, soo much, my kinda Chappy.. 💝💋💔💋💋💋
    Unlike,.. Shsss.. 'the Team Blo-Harder & Harder

    Like you Chap, they, R a Million, too kid a kidder..

    Had, far far worse, than Horses Eds...
    try, two barrels, from close range, click & click..
    Laughed my KEYSTER off, punchline
    became pals
    (that mate, Zillion % honest, on my daughters (( plural)) (Deli & Gena)
    The Greek S. B. S., don't mess
    My gals, & grand gals
    Set, sorted, never wanted financially, for life, BETTER, grounded, educated, University of LIFE
    both graduated, with HONORS

    I, digress, it's, A MORAL DILEMMA, better, don't give a flying.... Rofl.

    That aside, The EASTBOURNE MAFIA,..



    for GOLDIE 💋




    Now, Your Honor..

    Lets, deal in facts

    If, the answer, is..
    Spat his dummy Out

    What's? the question?

    'east_Bourne - Shsss SHILL MAFIA

    ?

    well, that 15 month, HIGH LEVEL, intensive COACH=in, obviously, going WELL, very well

    So well, when, 4 a giggle, 1st buy in (exciting times) buy in responsibly!
    my first, buy in (rebuy) 6 months

    High Level, poke Her Coach,..

    Obviously, go_In v v v well.
    Defacto

    Dummy, FIRED OUT, because, pocket AK
    can't crack, the chap hit Spa...... Ray ran rofl

    Dummy Fired OUT

    True COLOURS in plain SITE






    That, trifle. ING pathetic nons-__-since, put too bed, is it? A Fruit


    Mr35 & your Honor
























    It Ain't juiced, tis vary Ince

    he's to stew Pidd, ever, too PruV. it 1.0001
    Nailed
    On

    & then, team clandestine Suck It, get, a Woke Up. LmHOff















  • TVSpiceTVSpice Member Posts: 1,242
    Can I make a suggestion? Can there be a sub thread, not Poker Chat, not Brags, Beats etc but one especially for MrPJ? Perhaps under a heading of 'It's not fair'? At least everyone will know what to expect and not find every other thread hijacked.
  • dragon1964dragon1964 Member Posts: 3,054


    Yet no mention of the hand in the chatbox where he won 8.8k with a T high straight at 15/30 blinds.
    I wonder why!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    exciting times, the likkle ole 06.30 £5.50 bounty hunter (your honor)

    06.30 H1 Q 9 V Q 9 turn river runner runner hh, flush to A (lol)



    06.36 pocket AK hh v pocket K 10 off (lol)



    06.40 exciting (very) times, pocket KK (rofl)



    exciting random generation


    06.47 exciting pocket 8 8 (lol) v 'the free' remarkably running glorious (lol)



    06.55 the crescendo, last hand before break, what happens next?
    Exciting (very) Times, giving 'the free' A Full Beanz Twerk ALL IN, with such confidence, a medley of 'ripe fruits' were also given, a full Beanz Twerk, into the JUICER (your honor)





    what appens next?
    well naturally, don't expect any hand (tournament defining) to ever Teflon, at any mathematical price, between 70 & 99.9 % (the 99) turn river runner runner straight flush



  • EnutEnut Member Posts: 3,537
    TVSpice said:

    Can I make a suggestion? Can there be a sub thread, not Poker Chat, not Brags, Beats etc but one especially for MrPJ? Perhaps under a heading of 'It's not fair'? At least everyone will know what to expect and not find every other thread hijacked.

    Great idea, then we can spam it with hand histories of hands that hold up!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    your Honor
    wouldn't av a shilling on, couldn't, if offered 5,0000/1, to actually win a mtt

    would be foolish, wouldn't it.
    ps, 'Dickie the Dealer' currently trying to explain away;
    his little gizmo, 'pon hims ManBag' 😎

    Three Blind Mice your Honor

    09.14, thought, have dabble, punt up, and play this diabolical hand (holding) just like 35 says, 'he plays awful cards'





    09.24, pocket 99 in the sb, impossible to play into the stacked Dodg1 (unavailable on the scope!)


    09.28, pocket JJ in the sb, no no no, pant not getting taken down ere officer, Dickie the Dealers got summit, in hims manbag


    09.38, now a dilemma, cards dealt, do I snap call the stacked Dodg1 who just fired the lot in? when made aware of Dickie the Dealers magic box o trik

    More Evidence To Vindicate & Reiterate the chundering 35s constant assertions, he is abysmal that pj, the worst no limit hold player ever in history to play a hand
    (flick the switch Dickie)







    exciting times
    magical , buy in responsibly 🤕💔💋


  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    exciting times

    (for terrible players)








  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318


    in words of few syllables
    let the Poker do all the talking 'you ever need'

    exciting times 'allright' but do 'buy in' responsibly
    might be best 'jog mathematical probability along as well'






    the 'standard river miracle' in a tourney defining BH hand, a paltry, a mere, an embarrassing 96% hand equity with 1 card to come, of course, it's perfectly 'standard normal "random" that 4% hits required River card,quite funny, actually, innit

    some point,soon, a penny or three, will be dropping

    Flop a Set, anyone?
    your Honor, wondering if the acknowledged' issues' inc;
    should be snap folding flopped sets, due too (perma!) turn river runner runner scenarios;








    'standard standard, read all about it'

    Action Jackson hand, (your Honor)

    betting ACTION, pre....
    Waiter, Naranjo con Helios grande por favor mi amigo



    Guess the pockets, your honor






    yesterday,last hand, before the 5 minute break, in the £5.50 bounty hunter, all in and snapped, as ever, my exit hand, standard, my opponent 'hits the river'

    same 2 players, misterpj & optifree

    Now, move forward 24 hours, some amusing coincidentals for 'you' too ponder

    late registration anyone?
    hey presto, optifree 'materialises' last moment, bang on my right.
    That would be 04.45 am.

    Now, let me show you, not in words, but as you always require, in factual appraisal of exactly, in only minutes, how things panned out.

    here, as a reminder, is exit hand, 24 hours ago £5.50 bounty hunter




    and, today, 04.45 £5.50 bounty hunter



    wind forward, 10 minutes, makes 04.55 am and last hand pre 5 minute break,dejavu peeps
    only 2 players in the hand, guess which 2 players, misterpj & optifree

    just in case, not obvious
    that's calling the big blinds all in (bounty hunting) with top pair top kicker





    Break over, move to 05.02
    2 players in a hand, guess which 2!
    misterpj & optifree

    1 player spanks it all in on the turn,class players cannot at any price call that
    1 too come, a 1 card inside straight draw plus a flush draw, 'fold'



    05.03 someone 'running well'



    next hand
    05.04
    Tells its own account




    'only' 05.09, and we get too over & "out" exit.
    Erm, in the big blind
    what with? pocket K 10 suited clubs,top pair on 10 high board, guess the rest

    if, I put together, the entire last months summary, which you know I can easily do, that's, a full, fair, factually accurate account, it would make stomach churning uncomfortable reading, that 'variance' herself, would be so accutley embarrassed of, it simply
    'wouldn't have an earthly' of standing up!





    'his Honor' in conclusion, based his Verdict, on cumulative fact



    we could also consider, calls a raise with two pocket red cards, an 8 & Q
    (getting it into pocket JJ)
    the flop, 8h 5A spades





    exciting times?



    summing up, in six weeks tourney Poker (posted most "evidence")

    tournament defining / huge pots / exits

    the times beaten when 90% +
    52
    exact identical scenario
    the times won when a maximum 10% rag hand
    1

    call it variance 😂😂😂




  • Jac35Jac35 Member Posts: 6,492
    We could call it variance
    or
    We could say you’re delusional and hopelessly bad at poker
  • kapowblamzkapowblamz Member Posts: 1,587
    @misterpj

    Stop ruining threads you hopeless ****.
  • goldongoldon Member Posts: 9,095
    The Foot Soldier of Fortune.

    PJ Remember where you are who's the Boss, rules to follow, place for everything & everything .... blah! Blah!
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    go ye ahead, Yum..

    'attempt too defend and justify this then, it's a Disgrace'

    09.31

    player A is all in with 14% hand equity V player B with pocket JJ 84% hand equity
    Player A gets the lot

    09.39

    player A is all in with 6% hand equity V player B with flopped top two pair, Aces & Nines 94% hand equity one card to come
    Player A gets the lot, on the River 94%v 6%

    player A is the same player in both hands

    so transparent, only a Toby could truly believe


















    'slam dunk, eh your Honor'
    Guarantee the Hypocrites will 'have their paws out so fast'
    before you could mutter
    Victor Meldrew




  • TheEdge949TheEdge949 Member Posts: 5,702
    Folding 7 9 off yup correct play regardless of how it ran out.

    10 10 v A J standard really

    A 9 you were behind to A 10

    Nothing to see here, move on please.
  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    '15 new posts'

    Can't be too bad? Nope, it's about 10 miles of scrolling :D
  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
  • HENDRIK62HENDRIK62 Member Posts: 3,208













    this is just total lol

  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318






    just for the usual suspects, that can't do 1+1
    10,000 bounties, 93% V 7%
    just for the Yogurt knitter(s) 9265 +

    thinking about entering a framed autographed job lot
    Next Christies Sports Memorabilia Auction
    Emperor River 90% equity 'va' 'ran' 'rinse' da Don ram
    entering two lots, other is two of my Jackson Pollocks
    💲💲💲🤕🤕🤕😎💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋






  • misterpjmisterpj Member Posts: 3,318
    the evidence, being put right in front of you
    Will become, Overwhelming Embarrassing

    called, a Moral Crusade, my old lovelies









    Exciting Times, but please do
    'buy in very responsibly'






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