now until November Hcap, flat only Inc A/W 200 point bank

misterpj

when Sophie 'switches one on'
past M. O. is stays switched ON
the ones that win 20 lengths having been punted


Your not getting 15/2 or 5/1 when KATPOLI runs at 11.35 am Saturday morning.
been racing at Le Lion D'angers? different, but v v nice.
Anyways Skybet kindly will let us have a lille tickle on a 'shorty'
8 points WIN KATPOLI 13/8 Mon Plaisir Skybet at 21.30 pm fri evening😉

misterpj

Ascot 14.45
Shergar Cup Stayers
MAKE MY DAY 1 & 1/2 points ew 14/1 fifth 1 2 3 4 skybet

misterpj

ruff as a badgers whosit 04.30 am, still pouring over races / form
even though the let's all celebrate flyday night Par Tay got bit messio!

misterpj's Saturday Flotilla
not an exotic bet! or pj's bowel movement
no each way equally divided double stakes about round robins here!
Floatilla of singles
Commencing in a likkle municipality North West En France (velly nice)
Le Lion D'angers 11.35 come on Sophie,trusting you to have the fuel tank FULL
KATPOLI 8 points WIN 13/8
skybet even agreed to give KATPOLI a likkle boost
been boosted to EarHole ruof 2 neves (spell backwards,waddya get)?
Pronounced Nev Es 2 Rowf
(7/4) right hand to left ear, Tic Tac Toe

next punting port O call
Ascot 14.45 Shergar Cup Stayers
Bet MAKE MY DAY
1 & 1/2 points ew 14/1 fifth 1 2 3 4
boats stay anchored
Haydock 15.00 Rose Of Lancaster
INTELLOGENT (be good humerous poker handle pon ear)!
11/2 fifth 1 2 3 4
5 points ew
15/2 fifth 1 2 3 4
1 point ew
above, written yesterday evening, my thoughts on the Ayr 17.10
not had a bet, for reasons mentioned,12 still run 06.55 am, will 12 run 17.10 pm?
the one of interest, gone 16s,14s,12s,11s & 10s,not a bean on it.
Add this BET now at 07.00 am
note, freesixfives racing traders,had pj's punting pants down a good few times,they 100% do get stable Intel, make me wary, but...
between 04.30 am and now 07.00 am
I have bet this horse small ew 3 times,price still live.
Naughty ew bet v a Mullins odds on shot.
17.20 Killbeggan
ESTOPENA SUN
2 points each way 13/2 fifth 1 2 3
(below, top of the market price & skybet price, as at 07.00 am)

Culminates in the lucky last at Lingers
Now punters, the red hot Dylan Hogan not had a ride for three days
trainer M Bell sent just one runner to Lingers tonight, that's the lucky last
Mr Bells MOONLIT WARRIOR Dylan Hogan rides
I have bet
MOONLIT WARRIOR
2 points ew 11/2 quarter 1 2
1 point ew 7/1 quarter 1 2
that,punting brothers & sisters,a real punter giving it A Full Beanz punting effort.
Be lucky
paul
Poker!
couldn't make myself pull the trigger on the turn, that's this morning, so form iffy!
Floatilla'S boat over boat in dat River 😢😭😉🐴🥇💋

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
explanty	Small blind		20.00	20.00	5340.00
1debbie1	Big blind		40.00	60.00	3470.00
	Your hole cards	10 9
LordJeff	Fold
wolley	Fold
alan25	Fold
misterpj	Call		40.00	100.00	1475.00
explanty	Call		20.00	120.00	5320.00
1debbie1	Check
Flop
		10 K J
explanty	Check
1debbie1	Check
misterpj	Check
Turn
		10
explanty	Check
1debbie1	Bet		120.00	240.00	3350.00
misterpj	Call		120.00	360.00	1355.00
explanty	Call		120.00	480.00	5200.00
River
		J
explanty	Check
1debbie1	All-in		3350.00	3830.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		1355.00	5185.00	0.00
explanty	Fold
1debbie1	Unmatched bet		1995.00	3190.00	1995.00
1debbie1	Show	4 J
misterpj	Show	10 9
1debbie1	Win	Full House, Jacks and 10s	3190.00		5185.00

misterpj

Hola
Buenos Tardes
Proffessor Mr Brian Cox! he of the honies smooth voice!
Know Him? hold that thought
When you get it Right, and get it Right
but don't get PAID OFF.
known now ' disc brake Sophie'
can do no more as a punter, than get ON 13/8 & 7/4.. bout one that sps 8/11 ffs
Not Sighted with Buy Knock You Lar's

Right about GLORY AND HONOR
non runner!!!
onward Marching Christian Bookmakers!




I can now, bet the horse I wanted to
No, place or rule 4 Christian Bookie
Shin An Gins!
17.10 Redcar
10/1 with BOG no rule 4
fifth 1 2 3 4
RED DEREK 2 & 1/2 points ew

the Prof
Mr Brian Cox
him & I
zip diddly in common
but, he was in the Band.. D-Ream
https://youtu.be/FWpE-HsrX-M

misterpj

she is CLASS
gwan HAYLEY.
get in
imposs 4 me 2 post bets, live time (I do try)
Well said Chapman
G1 winning Hayley Turner, she is Superb

misterpj

posted, as a bet
when most
Dreaming D Reams
& a flatulence. ing
14/1
Smashed SMASHED off the boards

misterpj

from tuther day.
for Mark thefall
Eric Alston yard.
not many horses in training these days,Eric's wife Sue health issues.
Yard, still has a punt.
Last 8 days, Eric ran just 4 horses
went for a big tickle Gabriellas Spirit
went for a huge touch Captain Capricorn
money on again yesterday Fox Hill
ran one today, Sat! cough WON 40/1

here are the entries, Eric has
Think Lateral, hope of some punting use for you Mark going forward.

thefall

Alston used to do well at Chester back in the distance

Well done with the Kilbeggan race watched it closely the winner well above average for time of year and I got evens and had a 'saver' on yours.

Wouldn't have even looked at the race without your tip OI OI OI HIP PRIEST

misterpj

Sunday
Haydock 16.15
ONE FOR SUE 2 points ew 50/1 fifth 1 2 3 4
Windsor 16.40
Love Dreams 1.5 points ew 7/1 fifth 1 2 3

misterpj

what a funny old thing 'life is' when one gives it, a long hard deep think.
everyone is different, obviously dictated by, where & what 'stage' each & everyone, is at in life.
Think I got a good example of that (not me) but it embraces 'life' psychology, definatley punting pyscology, and the general 'roller-coaster' of life.
Try imagine, time is 03.00 am, a few miles from Lingfield Park races,yesterday here from 08.00 am, the weather was Canary Island esq, all day,sensational.
if, like I, you adore a climate like that,soon be a distant memory, so enjoy it.
At 03.00 am,because zero cloud cover, air is clean fresh crisp even nicely icey chilly, with the faintest breeze,every window wide open,beautiful silencio, up before even Mr & Mrs Robin.
Suppose fortunate? my personal required 'recovery period' from over indulgence is rapid ie gladly over indulged (large!) from 18.00 pm Friday.
strode out well yesterday,first lot? more last lot, but stride out well at 08.30 am.
Might have had something to do with,en route to Caroline's business (estate agency) and Caroline is a little bit, a lot a bit extra special,she known me long long time,only 4 years age difference,knew her father who owned several business in Playa Blanca,very good front line 'pub' Sunburnt Arms'!
The Playa Blanca one,not the dozen plus replicas dotted round Canary Islands.Dont see Caroline often enough, 3 _4 times a year,and every time on sight, she descends into giggles of laughter.
1.she pigeon hole me as stark raving
2.she tells me I funniest fella she ever met,when she descended into tears of laughter, at her desk looking a million dollars,the immediate quip from yours truly 'I'm just warming up, love' resulted in uncontained belly Larf tears of laughter!
(for clarity)
3. let me set scene (she knows I a punter & she not adverse to a day / night at Lingers) so in I walk just after 9 am, her own business, plush as plush estate agency, only for relevance Caroline is equally highly intelligent very successful, fit, fit as fiddle (I mean fit fit gym swimming pool bunny) oh, and stunning Gorgeous! bonus.
At this point, just regged 04.30 am £5.50 bh, and pause!
This Kind of fits, nicely.
04.30 am £5.50 bounty hunter, ten minutes tourney run time.
I dont care what anyone say, what I do know, is, you got to be running, sizzling HOT, to get that stack,ten minutes in, eleven minutes in same stack, even bigger dished out a banjaxxer to the short stacks flopped trips, and how!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jamie1964	Small blind		15.00	15.00	3725.00
misterpj	Big blind		30.00	45.00	1303.75
	Your hole cards	A 4
Whizzewky	Fold
pottypot26	Call		30.00	75.00	921.25
Yovka	Raise		135.00	210.00	10650.00
jamie1964	Call		120.00	330.00	3605.00
misterpj	Call		105.00	435.00	1198.75
pottypot26	Call		105.00	540.00	816.25
Flop
		5 2 2
jamie1964	Check
misterpj	Bet		30.00	570.00	1168.75
pottypot26	Call		30.00	600.00	786.25
Yovka	Raise		660.00	1260.00	9990.00
jamie1964	Fold
misterpj	Fold
pottypot26	All-in		786.25	2046.25	0.00
Yovka	Call		156.25	2202.50	9833.75
pottypot26	Show	Q 2
Yovka	Show	K K
Turn
		10
River
		K
Yovka	Win	Full House, Kings and 2s	2202.50		12036.25

05.15 am, direct from my 'scratcher' gazing towards Lingfield Park,trying to Win a poker tourney, echoes of screaming Dylan home, on the bunny, made all (especially) when you tipped it up (at 7/1) 5 runners, to £5 £10 family & friends one bet punters (punting psychology) that winner, huge.

😉 won half the track😉 a pixel!
How? freakin good is Dylan Hogan,supreme.
And while I am at it, in fact I will do something about it first thing Monday.
Luke Morris, how has he not been dragged in?
horrendous over the shoulder brutal 'illegal' whip action.


So, how the Poker go? how the punting go?
Poker first




Fella ran rather well!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
chuck68	Small blind		600.00	600.00	22590.00
Yovka	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	6980.00
	Your hole cards	A J
misterpj	Call		1200.00	3000.00	3430.00
chuck68	Fold
Yovka	Check
Flop
		K 7 8
Yovka	Check
misterpj	Check
Turn
		8
Yovka	Check
misterpj	Check
River
		J
Yovka	All-in		6980.00	9980.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		3430.00	13410.00	0.00
Yovka	Unmatched bet		3550.00	9860.00	3550.00
Yovka	Show	10 9
misterpj	Show	A J
Yovka	Win	Straight to the Jack	9860.00		13410.00

always considered any punting week, a Mon through to Sun as 'the week'
yesterday, in order;
8 points a 13/8 shot
sent off 8/11 sp (she won't beat me! watch this space😉🐴) tailed off
1 & 1/2 points ew a 14/1 shot
proper gamble
sp 13/2 ran / running well, made worse by, badly hampered 1f out, running on
5 points ew 11/2 & 1 point ew 15/2 same hoss, drifted like barge, ran like crab
2 & 1/2 points ew 10/1 shot, sp 9/1 ran like a drain
2 points each way 11/2 quarter 1 2
1 point each way 7/1 quarter 1 2
same horse MOONLIT WARRIOR
WON, half the track 😉 Oi Oi still echoing!
All adds up too;
minus 5.50 points on the day, up 5.80 points on the week.
Punting Ammo fired already today;
2 points ew 50/1 Oneforsue
1 & 1/2 points ew 7/1 Love Dreams
Got more today, oh yes😉🐴❤️
Add further 1 point ew Love Dreams 15/2 with BOG & with 3 places Freds, live price 08.35
And,Add.
15.10 Leicester
ALASKAN JEWEL 15/2 3 places a fifth skybet 2 points ew


Be ONE more bet posted today, think its a Peach, not fav nice price, just watching market like a Red Kite with munchies.

thefall

Well done last night will miss this column come November, but at least we will be safely in Jumps season.

Might make trip down come winter 😉

Go pj go!

misterpj

unexposed improver, monies come for it
Haydock 17.15
AWARD DANCER, just want it to 'switch off nice' stepping up
3/1 with BOG 5 places
5 points ew
Live price(S) now

misterpj

Certain sure Mark, 4/11 I will make trip 'up' looky forward
Paul J

misterpj

hoping these run better than I on them poker tables
Skybet prices
I had few more shillings top O market Alaskan, enough Sue 50s 40s firty frees,enough 9s the Dreams, full up at 3s (5 places) the Dancer

Brutal, 3s on v 9s against!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Agent_Ace	Small blind		150.00	150.00	7175.00
misterpj	Big blind		300.00	450.00	5125.00
	Your hole cards	4 2
LuckyLoki	Fold
richman82	Fold
Cx4	Call		300.00	750.00	19950.00
Agent_Ace	Call		150.00	900.00	7025.00
misterpj	Check
Flop
		8 6 5
Agent_Ace	Check
misterpj	Bet		450.00	1350.00	4675.00
Cx4	Call		450.00	1800.00	19500.00
Agent_Ace	Fold
Turn
		7
misterpj	Bet		900.00	2700.00	3775.00
Cx4	All-in		19500.00	22200.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		3775.00	25975.00	0.00
Cx4	Unmatched bet		14825.00	11150.00	14825.00
misterpj	Show	4 2
Cx4	Show	8 7
River
		8
Cx4	Win	Full House, 8s and 7s	11150.00		25975.00

misterpj

three punting Darts for a Monday 180
prices live 04.00 am
Kempton 16.00
TIN FANDANGO 2 points ew 9/2 bog Joes fifth 1 2 3 4
Wolverhampton 16.15
DARCYS ROCK 3 points win 9/4 no bog (not required) 9/4 Billies
Windsor 20.05
DEFILADE
1 point ew 9/1 bog Joes fifth 1 2 3 4
1 & 1/2 points ew 17/2 fifth 1 2 3 4 5 Skybet
1 point each way treble at Skybet
TIN 9/2 fifth 1 2 3 4
D'ARCY 2/1 fifth 1 2 3
DEFI 15/2 fifth 1 2 3 4 5

misterpj

'hope (know😉)'
these will run way better than yours truly, on dem poka tables

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Reek	Small blind		100.00	100.00	4875.00
docster	Big blind		200.00	300.00	750.00
	Your hole cards	2 2
rookers	Call		200.00	500.00	6450.00
misterpj	Call		200.00	700.00	4125.00
Whizzewky	Fold
paulieev08	Call		200.00	900.00	1425.00
Reek	Call		100.00	1000.00	4775.00
docster	Check
Flop
		2 Q Q
Reek	Check
docster	Check
rookers	Bet		200.00	1200.00	6250.00
misterpj	Raise		600.00	1800.00	3525.00
paulieev08	All-in		1425.00	3225.00	0.00
Reek	Fold
docster	All-in		750.00	3975.00	0.00
rookers	Fold
misterpj	Call		825.00	4800.00	2700.00
docster	Show	4 Q
misterpj	Show	2 2
paulieev08	Show	Q 9
Turn
		10
River
		10
docster	Win	Full House, Queens and 10s	1725.00		1725.00
paulieev08	Win	Full House, Queens and 10s	3075.00		3075.00

misterpj

Add
could scribe 3000 words why (won't)
Rest Assured, watched every horse in the fields lifetime runs, over & over.
Cant get off or away, from an S Williams 3 yo thrice raced on its hcap debut
(oodleems of promise, 3 lifetime starts)
Personally (plenty shrewdies don't like Kempton)
maybe they not burn the midnight oil, studying.
I love the track.
Kempton 13.30
No 1 (drawn deuce) ENZO'S ANGEL
Bet R Hornby on (dare I say it) the S Leech stable switcher, she, and the yard it came from, got 'history'. Also,the ole plodder Defi, today, on off on off pretty much its last chance, but back up to 1 mile, on a, surface it will go forward on.
ENZO'S live prices 07.30 am
Will take the 5/1 with the BOG fifth 1 2 3 4
5 points each way
All ingredients 'feel correct'


Million % ENZO'S will run way better than me!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Optifree	Small blind		600.00	600.00	3680.00
misterpj	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	12520.00
	Your hole cards	J J
Optifree	All-in		3680.00	5480.00	0.00
misterpj	Call		3080.00	8560.00	9440.00
Optifree	Show	5 5
misterpj	Show	J J
Flop
		2 3 4
Turn
		A
River
		A
Optifree	Win	Straight to the 5	8560.00		8560.00

misterpj

from a lifetime HARDCORE punter
Like the Guvnor
Zero Angst, ice coolio
'they' is PINGING dat River card, for Funski
all good,always
Play my (therapeutic) music to poker
Good stress reliever!
https://youtu.be/re98SM1vurs

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
deenny	Small blind		20.00	20.00	3253.00
skychips	Big blind		40.00	60.00	1220.00
	Your hole cards	Q 3
misterpj	Raise		80.00	140.00	4130.00
891925	Fold
deenny	Fold
skychips	Call		40.00	180.00	1180.00
Flop
		8 Q 10
skychips	Check
misterpj	Bet		180.00	360.00	3950.00
skychips	Call		180.00	540.00	1000.00
Turn
		3
skychips	Check
misterpj	Bet		1120.00	1660.00	2830.00
skychips	All-in		1000.00	2660.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		120.00	2540.00	2950.00
skychips	Show	Q 6
misterpj	Show	Q 3
River
		6
skychips	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 6s	2540.00		2540.00

misterpj

If I say I do something, I do it
which I did.
In 1 minute, L Morris on a Prescott jolly
The whip Action, made myself & others physically sick, Lingfield, last Sat night
Way above Shoulder, and in short Brutal, not remotely reasonable, racing 2022
If it wins on the snaff, so be it.

misterpj

Hope no punters on here backed that
Yep, a few, very few succumbed in this thread, bet Morris ridden horse
(when knew on a bang trier)
Won't ever ever see me bet one again.
Brutal, 4 over arm cracks from the 2f pole, haul the bandit in.