wtf

misterpj · July 13

'bangs poker head v wall'
if gwanna get beat, might as well be too a rivered Royal Flush!

£5.50 bh.
fav pre, fav flop, fav turn, for chip lead & bounty 3s on, 1 to come (75%v25%)

Naturally..

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Cfcpat	Small blind		15.00	15.00	1275.00
misterpj	Big blind		30.00	45.00	1930.00
	Your hole cards	A K
samsnan	Call		30.00	75.00	1026.67
daibando	Call		30.00	105.00	2150.00
DogBen	Raise		60.00	165.00	2830.00
Cfcpat	Call		45.00	210.00	1230.00
misterpj	Call		30.00	240.00	1900.00
samsnan	Call		30.00	270.00	996.67
daibando	Call		30.00	300.00	2120.00
Flop
		K 10 K
Cfcpat	Check
misterpj	Check
samsnan	Check
daibando	Bet		300.00	600.00	1820.00
DogBen	Call		300.00	900.00	2530.00
Cfcpat	Fold
misterpj	Raise		630.00	1530.00	1270.00
samsnan	Fold
daibando	Fold
DogBen	Call		330.00	1860.00	2200.00
Turn
		9
misterpj	All-in		1270.00	3130.00	0.00
DogBen	Call		1270.00	4400.00	930.00
misterpj	Show	A K
DogBen	Show	Q A
River
		J
DogBen	Win	Royal Flush	4400.00		5330.00

green_beer · July 14

River_Fox said:

goldnballz said:
that is gross... inexplicable
Yeah, I’d expect it from some players and maybe if was a bounty hunter, but in a satellite by natnug? wild to me haha.

maybe he just felt it - bit psychicness sorta thing, ha.

outa all the players on this site Ive played against, @Natnug is the toughest, (with an honourable mention to @Arrogant and @Mr_Miyagi they are also top notch imo, that @ILIKE2FISH is orite tae)

sure he got a bit lucky there, but his timing to shove was spot on, his aggressive actions are very difficult to play against, impossible to beat when he has a bit run good.......

plus he has now won the mental battle against you - next time you play him you will doubt your calling range and over fold to him. Master in action.

bongo69 · July 27

4x raise pre. Jamming the flop just shy of a pot sized bet and 91% equity. Dont tell me...I played it too passively?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
kingy46	Small blind		3000.00	3000.00	49475.00
stellamike	Big blind		6000.00	9000.00	51125.00
	Your hole cards	K K
bongo69	Raise		24000.00	33000.00	52130.00
itsuptoyou	Fold
Jac35	Call		24000.00	57000.00	181113.50
kingy46	Fold
stellamike	Fold
Flop
		3 2 Q
bongo69	All-in		52130.00	109130.00	0.00
Jac35	Call		52130.00	161260.00	128983.50
bongo69	Show	K K
Jac35	Show	10 10
Turn
		10
River
		4
Jac35	Win	Three 10s	161260.00		290243.50

Jac35 · July 27

I would have folded if you’d shoved pre
Too passive on your part unfortunately

misterpj · July 29

For Context!
my Poker hero?
2024
not & NEVER AIRBALL, what a GHUMBASS moniker!
not & never 'cash chip steal blow your speechplay Grosvenor sponsorship Cash.Ooff!
All time.
Stu Ungar, Mike Sexton..
2024,the Boy Pike (flying)
So, play always, Too Win..! Naturally, not & never Ladder or Cash.
But, it's Tuff.. Is that, Tuff at The Top?or Tuff at the Bottom!
They, dooont Arf, run SUPREME.
FT, 2 & 1/2 hours (run through ice E mizzer)!
Class Poker.. V.
Run Gwwaaadd Merchants. Evidence?

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
LEEDS_1957	Small blind		600.00	600.00	28740.00
misterpj	Big blind		1200.00	1800.00	4497.50
	Your hole cards	A J
richman82	Fold
slystal	Raise		2400.00	4200.00	27282.50
LEEDS_1957	Fold
misterpj	All-in		4497.50	8697.50	0.00
slystal	Call		3297.50	11995.00	23985.00
misterpj	Show	A J
slystal	Show	10 Q
Flop
		6 4 Q
Turn
		10
River
		2
slystal	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and 10s	11995.00		35980.00

misterpj · July 29

And. Yet Again..
2day..
FT.
Cold Steel,? Captain MainWaring,,sideways...?
No no no..
They, Don't Likely Like It!!
Lolly.
Up. EM.!

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
snakebit18	Small blind		800.00	800.00	58925.00
misterpj	Big blind		1600.00	2400.00	37545.00
	Your hole cards	7 6
WHYMAN	Call		1600.00	4000.00	29400.00
dalek_x	Fold
Sg1969	Fold
kevywevy17	Fold
snakebit18	Fold
misterpj	Check
Flop
		6 Q 7
misterpj	Bet		1600.00	5600.00	35945.00
WHYMAN	All-in		29400.00	35000.00	0.00
misterpj	All-in		35945.00	70945.00	0.00
misterpj	Unmatched bet		8145.00	62800.00	8145.00
misterpj	Show	7 6
WHYMAN	Show	J Q
Turn
		K
River
		J
WHYMAN	Win	Two Pairs, Queens and Jacks	62800.00		62800.00

bongo69 · August 9

On a happier note (for once)...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
luckme002	Small blind		1000.00	1000.00	89360.00
bongo69	Big blind		2000.00	3000.00	13640.00
	Your hole cards	10 J
luckme002	All-in		89360.00	92360.00	0.00
bongo69	All-in		13640.00	106000.00	0.00
luckme002	Unmatched bet		74720.00	31280.00	74720.00
luckme002	Show	A 9
bongo69	Show	10 J
Flop
		A A J
Turn
		J
River
		J
bongo69	Win	Four Jacks	31280.00		31280.00

bongo69 · October 17

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
jamnchaz	Small blind		200.00	200.00	3050.00
supersibb	Big blind		400.00	600.00	9512.50
	Your hole cards	9 7
bongo69	Fold
rei	Fold
Skylar	Raise		1400.00	2000.00	5610.00
jamnchaz	All-in		3050.00	5050.00	0.00
supersibb	Call		2850.00	7900.00	6662.50
Skylar	Fold
jamnchaz	Show	K A
supersibb	Show	K K
Flop
		K 10 A
Turn
		J
River
		Q
jamnchaz	Win	Straight to the Ace	3950.00		3950.00
supersibb	Win	Straight to the Ace	3950.00		10612.50

bongo69 · October 22

94% pre. He needs to hit twice.

That's my bad beat story for the night taken care of.

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Hawkinni	Small blind		1500.00	1500.00	51090.00
bongo69	Big blind		3000.00	4500.00	16410.00
	Your hole cards	K K
Hawkinni	All-in		51090.00	55590.00	0.00
bongo69	All-in		16410.00	72000.00	0.00
Hawkinni	Unmatched bet		33180.00	38820.00	33180.00
Hawkinni	Show	K 2
bongo69	Show	K K
Flop
		4 2 2
Turn
		9
River
		Q
Hawkinni	Win	Three 2s	38820.00		72000.00

bongo69 · October 25

Tonight's tale, not dissimilar. When you turn 1bb into a 30bb stack, only for this to happen...

Player	Action	Cards	Amount	Pot	Balance
Ramoerrr	Small blind		300.00	300.00	9496.25
bongo69	Big blind		600.00	900.00	17220.00
	Your hole cards	A A
PokerEsse	Raise		1700.00	2600.00	20014.50
ITFC-ROSS	Fold
KingPower	Fold
Rodney74	Fold
Ramoerrr	Fold
bongo69	Raise		4800.00	7400.00	12420.00
PokerEsse	All-in		20014.50	27414.50	0.00
bongo69	All-in		12420.00	39834.50	0.00
PokerEsse	Unmatched bet		3894.50	35940.00	3894.50
bongo69	Show	A A
PokerEsse	Show	K A
Flop
		J K 2
Turn
		K
River
		2
PokerEsse	Win	Full House, Kings and 2s	35940.00		39834.50

wtf

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