@TheEdge949 I'm sure every bloke who read that has every sympathy for you and not a little relief that we are (hopefully) not having to endure such a process.
OK, Your not impressed, but remember some men pay lots of money for this service.
You get it free on the N.H.S.
You can become a masochist overnight a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation. "the roles of masochist and mistress" (Nurse)
When you are discharged from Hospital buy the wife a nurses uniform for Christmas and continue the pleasure well into the New Year.....
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Wishing you good lucky and a steady hand.
The more I think about this, the more it scares me. It's like some sort of medieval torture.
Attractive Young Nurse:-"Looks like a pen1s. Only smaller"
Good luck
You get it free on the N.H.S.
You can become a masochist overnight a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.
"the roles of masochist and mistress" (Nurse)
When you are discharged from Hospital buy the wife a nurses uniform for Christmas and continue the pleasure well into the New Year.....
We are all extremely jealous. Hic!
You're scared !!
GOOD LUCK mate ......hopefully it will be better than having 'the CLAP' yourself
Hope it soon turns around sir and you can have a lovely Christmas - ps well done on staying somewhat sane