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Forum Fun Comp. Free Tourney Entry.

Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,480
edited January 2011 in Poker Chat

Just for a bit of fun......best entry wins Free Entry to the Tuesday £11 TOTTY.

I was reminded today that my Forum Profile is slightly out of date.

Here's what it says at the moment.......

Male,  Age: 43,  Derbyshire About Me: How long have you been playing poker?: Way too long. Your best poker moment?: Seeing the Sky Team do so well in Vegas in both '08 & '09 One piece of poker advice?: Enjoy. It's just a game.

So, here's the challenge.

YOU write MY Profile.

Best Entry wins.

Tomorrow, we'll do, hmm....ORFORD. Wednesday, we'll do a Forum regular.

So, start off with this one, & see how we go.

Just copy & paste the Profile bit as per my next Post.
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited January 2011
    Male, Age- 103, wherever i am

    About me:
    How long have you been playing poker: only a few weeks but loving it

    Best poker momment: I woke up once and played a hand!

    One piece of poker advice: Limp ftw

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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,480
    edited January 2011

    Male,  Age: 44,  Derbyshire
    About Me: Loose aggressive, play atc.
    How long have you been playing poker?: Way too long.
    Your best poker moment?: Seeing the Sky Team do so well in Vegas in both '08 & '09
    One piece of poker advice?: Enjoy. It's just a game.
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  • DTWBANDITDTWBANDIT Member Posts: 6,451
    edited January 2011
     

      
         

              Male,  Age: 21 again & again & Derbyshire
            About Me:  i like Trains 
            How long have you been playing poker?:    Started playing while in USA when prohibition started
            Your best poker moment?: Being allowed to wear TKP Tee- Shirt on the Show 
            One piece of poker advice?: 99% Entertainment Enjoy
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  • slaverchopslaverchop Member Posts: 177
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: i was born in 1812 i watched the salamanca being built 
    About Me: i never play pocket pairs unless they are jj qq kk aa
    How long have you been playing poker?:i first played in new orleans 1829 with a 20 deck of cards 
    Your best poker moment?: wearing my  team sky poker hoodie 
    One piece of poker advice?: do not fall asleep on the final table 
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  • MAXALLYMAXALLY Member Posts: 17,656
    edited January 2011
    Tikay10Posts: 11048
    First: 20/5/2009
    Last: 17/1/2011
    Male (ish),  Age: 143,  Area51About Me: ex Big Brother contestant/Spot the sausage competition
     winner    How long have you been playing poker?: since the 5th levelYour best poker moment?: When Richard Bacon won the WSOP after being coached by me & Winning 56p in a B/H.One piece of poker advice?: A J is not the nutz

       
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  • JohnConnorJohnConnor Member Posts: 1,160
    edited January 2011
    Male??  Age: Well, let's just say I owe jesus a quid ,  Wales (and proud!!)

    About Me:

    How long have you been playing poker?:     :Lets just say it was in a poker game that I lost the aforementioned quid

    Your best poker moment?: Seeing the highlights of the Sky Team do so well in Vegas in both '08 & '09 - hang on, that's me isn't it? Hmmm...I must of been there...

    One piece of poker advice?:     When faced with a pre-flop re-re-reraise - sorry? no sorry, what's a 5 bet?
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  • WHOAMI196WHOAMI196 Member Posts: 1,170
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: older than ghandi
    About Me: i have just been re housed to a old peoples home and loving it, ohh the women the free food......livin the dream
    How long have you been playing poker?: 15 million years 
    Your best poker moment?: the moment i lived to play another day
    One piece of poker advice?: dont listen to that virgin orford
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  • POKERTREVPOKERTREV Member Posts: 9,607
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: Before Beauty,  Derbyshire
    About Me: Nittier Than a Nitting Needle for the first two levels. The only hands I play with in the first level are attached to my arms.

    How long have you been playing poker?: Since they invented STUD. Yes! I was a Stud even before I started playing poker (You did know they named it after me?).  

    Your best poker moment?: Beating Rich Orford in the very first TKO and watching him grovel to the suits for a re-count. (OH!!! Happy Days)
     
    One piece of poker advice?: All-In with AJ will get you a reputation. If you really want to make money playing poker, make sure you play on Orfords PTP Nights.....Easy Money Innit!!!! 
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  • acebarry10acebarry10 Member Posts: 7,556
    edited January 2011
    Male, Age: indeterminate, Derbyshire (Its in the north you know)
    About me: Tighter than a tight nitty thing
    How long have you been playing poker?: how long have you got?
    My Best poker moment: Playing a hand
    One piece of poker advice: Enjoy it, its fun
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  • NODEALNODEAL Member Posts: 608
    edited January 2011

    MALE, Age,  Blue,  Altzheimersville.

    About me:  6ft 2 ins,   slim,  some say attractive,  impish demeanor, oh an short wavy brown hair, free most nights.

    how long have you been playing poker?:  Cant say,    No I realy mean I realy dont know,  What was the question again?      OK   A stab in the dark...    Is it     France?

    your best poker moment?:  Easy one,   calling all in on a one outer on river against my hero devilpuss, He told me I was some guy,  My heart swelled but he never returned my email.  

    one piece of advice?:  poker is like life if you want to win just put on your comfy slippers try not to fall asleep and ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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  • Sky_DaveSky_Dave Member Posts: 3,288
    edited January 2011
    Male, Age: BC not AD.
    About Me: Hold on, I'll tell you after I squeeze my holecards and look for aces.
    How long have you been playing poker?: Since 10.30am last Tuesday. Solid. Sleeping is for wimps.
    Your best poker moment?: Getting away from aces preflop.
    One piece of poker advice?: Fold. Posting the blinds is fun in itself.
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  • jamieloujamielou Member Posts: 232
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age:  72 + VAT

    About Me: Chooooo Chooooooooooooo

    How long have you been playing poker?: Long enough to know that aces should be folded pre-flop.
     
    Your best poker moment?: Coming second to Richard Orford.... in a heads up SnG.

    One piece of poker advice?: If you can't spot the easy money at the table... it's because i'm asleep under it!
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  • DAIBOOTDAIBOOT Member Posts: 522
    edited January 2011
    TO MUCH E Male,Age: ICE  Derbyshire( MAY BE I THINK THAT'S WERE I LIVE)About Me: NO IT'S ABOUT EVERY ONE ELSE WITH TAKING NO THOUGHT ABOUT MYSELFHow long have you been playing poker?: SINCE CARDS WERE STONEYour best poker moment?: MEETING DAIBOOTOne piece of poker advice?: DON'T TAKE MY ADVICE
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  • JockBMWJockBMW Member Posts: 2,653
    edited January 2011

    Male... ish ( female tendencies with regard to clothes )  Age Carbon dating isn't that accurate, Born South of the border so who cares 

    How Long have I been playing poker:  I can remember when the WSOP Main Event was by Invitation

    Your Best Poker Moment:  Winning Big Tourney in Russia
    Your Worst Poker Moment:  Being Interviewed by Russian Police after winning big tourney in Russia
    Style of Play:  Tight and Aggressive....  Especially when being interviewed by Russian Police... Very Tight indeed

    Best Poker Advice:  Win like a Gentleman...  Lose like a Gentleman 

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  • rawhandrawhand Member Posts: 437
    edited January 2011
    Male: I think!! its been so long
     
    Location: Shelton   

    Age: Old enough to know better 

    About me: Aggressive and loose Mmm did I get that right? 

    How long you have been playing poker for: Poker!! is that what they call it !! 

    You best poker moment: 56 suited beat my AA and all I did was moan 

    One piece of poker advice: Don’t give up your day job
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: young at heart shame about rest off me
    About Me: tighter than a mallards rump
    How long have you been playing poker?: what`s a lifetime
    Your best poker moment?:  everytime rich orfords crashes out off tournie

    one piece off advice : if you meet me on table get plenty off coffee will be a loooooonng nite
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  • lozgolozgo Member Posts: 1,124
    edited January 2011
    MALE...Mallard
    AGE....Like a good cheese
    ABOUT ME....Ask what you like as long as i get to answer as i like
    HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN PLAYING POKER?....Is that what i've been playing?
    YOUR BEST POKER MOMENT...When she said yes
    ONE PIECE OF POKER ADVICE....Always ask nicely and you'll get what you want
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  • SoLackSoLack Member Posts: 2,737
    edited January 2011
    Male Model,  Aged: Yes,  Airportshire
    About Me:
    How long have you been playing poker?:  I'm part of the Jurassic Mob you know
    Your best poker moment?: I once came second to SoLack in a last longer!  How good is that?
    One piece of poker advice?: Please please please pm me all your bad beat stories, I am gathering evidence that the Sky software is rigged.

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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: 121 Location : Burgundy Fields Nursing Home
    About Me: nothing sweet about me
    How long have you been playing poker?: Im Tikay, but miss long plays poker badly.
    Your best poker moment? Being accepted on TeamKnightPlop and allowed to wear the coveted orange shirt :)
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  • billybootsbillyboots Member Posts: 1,197
    edited January 2011
    In Response to Re: Forum Fun Comp. Free Tourney Entry.:



    Right Ok then,  1st question, a bit tricky this one ....let me check my pockets..... ah yes ....Male, AGE: I'm ageing better than a vintage Claret but younger than Orfords jokes.

    About Me: Fashion guru was Val Doonican......wisdom of Judge Judy......witism of Ena Sharples.....
    and the looks of a cross between....Peter Graves of 'Mission Impossible' tv series fame and Estelle Getty (she played  Sophia Petrillo the sharp tongued granny with her quizzical looks and dead-pan stares in the tv series 'The Golden Girls'.

    How long have you been playing poker ?......Let's just say I've still not been able to exchange my 23 pieces of eight out of my SkyPoker Account........nobody wants them.

    Your best Poker moment........easy one this,.....teaming up with Orford......my jokes seem funnier.....my poker looks more solid and then my hair .......well it's my hair.   

    One piece of poker advice:.......My rap goes like this:-

     'Have fun and don't get stung,
      Don't bleat about your bad beat,
     Don't limp or be a calling station,
     Raise and re-raise, is your destination,
      Follow my advice if you want to be number one,
     Stay cool and and dare not TILT, 
     and ....KEEP OUT OF AREA51'
        


      
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