Ok- thanks to everyone who entered this competition. The quality was outstanding across the board and gave me a really good laugh.
It was a bit of a nightmare picking out a winner, and in the end, I thought it best to take the very best lines for each category from lots of different players. Even then, there was so much choice!
So it's thanks to everyone for entering and well done to the following for coming up with the final lines between them: Rawhand, Daiboot, OnlyOneCT, PokerTrev, Maxally, AceBarry and Supernova.
Male: I think!! It's been so long Age: Ice Location: Jurassic Park
About Me: Nittier Than a Nitting Needle for the first two levels. The only hands I play with in the first level are attached to my arms
How long have you been playing poker?:Since the 5th level
Your best poker moment?:Playing a hand
One piece of poker advice?:Patience patience patience patzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
But there can be only one winner. And it was the one line that particularly tickled me. Hats off to Daiboot with...
Age: Ice
Well done sir- you win Free Entry to the Tuesday £11 TOTTY
Sigh- and now I have to see what the old fella picks for my profile...
If the lump of Welsh lard that is Daiboot wants to tell me whether he wants to play next Tuesday's TOTTY, or any TSP of his choice (name the night, if so) I'll reluctantly sort it out for him. Probably.
Marv. If the lump of Welsh lard that is Daiboot wants to tell me whether he wants to play next Tuesday's TOTTY, or any TSP of his choice (name the night, if so) I'll reluctantly sort it out for him. Probably. Posted by Tikay10
In Response to Re: Forum Fun Comp. Free Tourney Entry. : Have sent a PM tikay thanks rich DAI Posted by DAIBOOT
Thanks Dai, got it, sorted it, & you are now in the Lobby for tonight's TSP. Enjoy, & I hope you win the lot.
The "Celtic" Diary you mentioned. What a story. The lass was 11 years old, & I attended her Funeral just under a year ago now. I wrote about it in my Diary last night, too. I know the guy very well, we are mates at Luton, he's a fellow Mod next door, & he needed to write that I think, to get it out of his system. Like so many others, when I read it last night, I was in pieces, it was both uplifting & upsetting. If you make it to Luton TSP, I'll introduce you to him.
Last night was not a night I want to remember for too long, to be honest, it was quite painful in an unlikely variety of ways.
In Response to Re: Forum Fun Comp. Free Tourney Entry. : Shush. I never said I'd change it to reflect the worst entry - & it WAS the worst entry. Therse things HAVE to be factually correct, as mine always was. Is. Posted by Tikay10
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About me--- It was'nt me, it was Dave, devil fish ulliot, and anyone that says it was me is a flopwit flaphead, so there!
How long have you been playing poker?--- long enough to no longer know any better
Your best poker moment-- Demonstrating what happened to me in Russia, when orford asked the question
Age: Never ask a Laydee's age.
Derbyshire
Marv.
If the lump of Welsh lard that is Daiboot wants to tell me whether he wants to play next Tuesday's TOTTY, or any TSP of his choice (name the night, if so) I'll reluctantly sort it out for him. Probably.
The "Celtic" Diary you mentioned. What a story. The lass was 11 years old, & I attended her Funeral just under a year ago now. I wrote about it in my Diary last night, too. I know the guy very well, we are mates at Luton, he's a fellow Mod next door, & he needed to write that I think, to get it out of his system. Like so many others, when I read it last night, I was in pieces, it was both uplifting & upsetting. If you make it to Luton TSP, I'll introduce you to him.
Last night was not a night I want to remember for too long, to be honest, it was quite painful in an unlikely variety of ways.
You are a good man.
I never said I'd change it to reflect the worst entry - & it WAS the worst entry.
Therse things HAVE to be factually correct, as mine always was. Is.
No WELSHING out of the deal
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