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  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,922
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age:you dont want to know,really you dont
         About Me: once had a cup of tea with george and rob stephenson and henry booth.
    How long have you been playing poker?: well i played a live game with wild bill doc holiday and wyatt earp at dodge city.
    Your best poker moment?: coming first in said game 
    One piece of poker advice?: always carry a gun.
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  • kartingkarting Member Posts: 3
    edited January 2011
    Bisexual,  Age: Unknown,  Land of Nod
    About Me: Was created from a single cell in manchester hope hospital in 1832
    How long have you been playing poker?: Havent started playing yet but intend making a start some time this year. Have cashed in several tournaments though. See Below
    Your best poker moment?: Cashing in Tikays Sleepstack whilst being sat away whole tournament. zzzzzzzzzzzzz. Winning 1.10 russian roulette. 
    One piece of poker advice?: Never go all in against mikjenn, u will always loose.
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  • phil12ukphil12uk Member Posts: 2,856
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: I have a telegram from the Queen........but it was a few years ago
    About Me: Well I play online poker but whenever I sit at my computer, I can't remember why!

    How long have you been playing poker?: I used the slabs from the day Moses got the 10 Commandments and played my first game then  

    Your best poker moment?: The day I got the Sky Poker 'doomswitch'
         One piece of poker advice?: If I'm in a hand, it's obviously Aces or Kings
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  • christiannchristiann Member Posts: 468
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: I'll tell you what i told Gandhi 'Mind your own business!'About Me: I like to play tournaments aggressive from the start, thats when you can really get them won. I'm also the one who taught Doyle Brunson the art of 'floating' - but he's just turned into one of those uber aggressive online kids..How long have you been playing poker?: just a couple of centuries, never really liked it to be honest.
    Your best poker moment?: Still to come.

    one piece off advice : don't take advice off of people who tell you their best poker moment is 'still to come.'
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  • GREGHOGGGREGHOGG Member Posts: 7,155
    edited January 2011
    Sex: Yes Please if you have nice cheekbones and cuticles.  

    Aged: YES  

    LOCATION: Transport Museum.

    About Me:     Bridges, Pylons, trains and JCBs. Yay!

    How long have you been playing poker?: Since burgundy jumpers and purple scarfs were invented.
     
    Your best poker moment?: Getting a bluff past Vincemerestpancress. 

    One piece of poker advice?: Don't take biscuits to Wales...

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  • OnlyOneCTOnlyOneCT Member Posts: 1,181
    edited January 2011
    Male, Age 287, Jurassic Park

    About Me: I am the biggest fan of the Smiths and also I iz the stunt double of Ebeneezer Scrooge and John Inman and are available to do personal appearances at weddings,bar mitzvahs,mallard conventions and Crewe Train Station at a bargain price of £500,000 per hour innit!............

    How long have you been playing poker?: Longer than the world's stickiest bogey!.........

    Your best poker moment: Avoiding having to do my world class rendition of Cameo's Word up in my rather shiny codpiece at SPT Newcastle........
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  • MachkaMachka Member Posts: 4,627
    edited January 2011
    Male,  Age: MDCCCXCIX,  In a hotel near the M25.

    About Me: Curmudgeonly

    How long have you been playing poker?: Since before these internet kidz, i.e. Doyle Brunson, were out of short trousers.

    Your best poker moment?: Raising in level 1 with KK, I don't know what came over me but it was a thrill.

    One piece of poker advice?:     Don't be a Billy.
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  • SUPERNOVASUPERNOVA Member Posts: 403
    edited January 2011

    Male,  Age: Fabulous for Forty,  Derbyshire

    About Me: Tighter than a Mallard duckies bum

    How long have you been playing poker?: Ummm let me think about that, I think young Vicky was on the throne about then.....

    Your best poker moment?: Flopping the nuts with a zillion extensions against Dylan, Vince, Hoggers and TommyD on a 5p/10p Omaha table

    One piece of poker advice?: Patience patience patience patzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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  • spornybolspornybol Member Posts: 8,212
    edited January 2011
    just bump up for tikay
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  • jesusdog22jesusdog22 Member Posts: 348
    edited January 2011
    hermaphrodite, aged very much , location, cant remember
    About Me:
    How long have you been playing poker?: since the flying scotsman made its maiden trip
    Your best poker moment?: everytime orford gets busted
    One piece of poker advice?: always shove the lot in with ace rag, whatever the situwation
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,480
    edited January 2011

    Thank you for all the entries. I've never had so many fingers poked in my eye, or elbows in my ribs. Marv. Love you too.

    You got the idea EXACTLy. Terrific stuff. Ish.

    The quality of entries was superb, so this is what I've decided to do.

    The Thread will remain open for another 24 hours or so - until some time tomorrow.

    Also, as I can hardly award ANYTHING to anyone that abuses me, I will not be judging it. Which is good news, saves me a job. 

    The bad news is that I've asked.......ORFORD to judge it. Sigh, he's salivating at the prospect. 

    So, Orford will decide, tomorrow, who has won, & Post accordingly.

    In the meantime, I'll be starting another, similar, Forum Fun Comp very shortly. (Today). Hehe......

    NOTE;- The prize for this Fun Comp, originally entry into tonight's £11 TOTTY, will be held over until next Tuesday's TOTTY. IF you prefer, the winner can play ANY TSP Classic of his/her choice.

     
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  • kaymackaymac Member Posts: 1,437
    edited January 2011

    Male,  Age: how many rings is 100 years???

    About Me: Funny smell, not sure what it is???

    How long have you been playing poker?: Have you seen me playing poker????? 

    Your best poker moment?:     Teaching Orford the basics (never ending task!!!)

    One piece of poker advice. You want advice from me, have you seen me playing poker??????
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  • walesboywalesboy Member Posts: 993
    edited January 2011
    Male, Age: well i remember the wheel being invented
    About me: trains and stations ftw
    How long have you been playing poker?: play poker! haven't had a hand good enough to bet with yet! zzzzzzz
    Your best poker moment?: see above
    One piece of poker advice?: zzzzzzzz, fold pre
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  • RICHORFORDRICHORFORD Member Posts: 5,571
    edited January 2011
    Loads of very, very funny answers so far. I honestly wish we could use them all.

    Looking forward to judging this tomorrow. :-)  NOT looking forward to Tikay selecting MY new profile.

    My favourite single line so far is Daiboot's:

    AGE: Ice

    LOL! But there's loads of other quality ones too.

    Might have to award the prize to one person, but use an amalgamation of all the best lines from everyone, so more people get to immortalise their insults on Tikay's official profile for all eternity...

    Keep 'em coming!
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  • Donut64Donut64 Member Posts: 2,666
    edited January 2011

    Male,  Age: Can we start with an easier question,  Eden

    About Me: Im always right and anyone who says anything different is wrong!
    How long have you been playing poker?: What times is it now?

    Your best poker moment?: Beating Adam and Eve in my first ever game!

    One piece of poker advice?: When you get to my age always make sure the nurse as inserted your catheter properly before you sit at the table!
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  • JAEGERBOMBJAEGERBOMB Member Posts: 1,516
    edited January 2011
    Can i just ask if some of you guys have been editing tikays wikipedia profile???
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  • stokefcstokefc Member Posts: 7,922
    edited January 2011
    tikay your gonna have to explain to mr rich who george and rob stephenson are henry booth too else it,ll go sraight over his head :)
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  • YOUNG_GUNYOUNG_GUN Member Posts: 8,948
    edited January 2011
    lol never seen that tikay's wiki is quality

    i reckon orford must have tampered with it!
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  • Tikay10Tikay10 Member, Administrator, Moderator Posts: 174,480
    edited January 2011
    In Response to Re: Forum Fun Comp. Free Tourney Entry.:
    Can i just ask if some of you guys have been editing tikays wikipedia profile???
    Posted by JAEGERBOMB
    Groan......

    I heard that someone had messsed about with it, but I've never troubled to look. I don't even know who Posted my original Wiki Page, but I know it as not me.

    Guess I'd better take a look when time permits.

    I'm so owned.
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  • TRIP5TRIP5 Member Posts: 3,618
    edited January 2011
    Male -It depends...On whether my man-bag matches my shoes.

    Age: Considerably younger than popular Mayan literature that's for sure..

    About Me: I like, colonics...my car....and a right good soup (not containing onions obv.)
    How long have you been playing poker?: POKER????? pfffftttttt Now the Wheel...THAT was a good invention...

    Your best poker moment?: Balla Ding...Balla Dang...and that's just from a blonde...or a reddie also..but not a welshy named Dyl cause that's just wrong...

    xx
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