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Are you fit to play poker?

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  • webby234webby234 Member Posts: 1,781
    edited September 2009
    1, If you feed me i will live, if you give me water i will die, what am i?

    2, I am always in the corner but fly all around the world, what am i?

    a couple of easy ones there for you guys.


    webby
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  • dodgydazdodgydaz Member Posts: 123
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    why did micheal jackson like 28 year olds?
    Posted by dodgydaz
    BECAUSE THERE WERE 20 OF THEM!
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  • 35suited35suited Member Posts: 2,332
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    1, If you feed me i will live, if you give me water i will die, what am i? 2, I am always in the corner but fly all around the world, what am i? a couple of easy ones there for you guys. webby
    Posted by webby234
    1. = fire?

    2. = No idea
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  • 35suited35suited Member Posts: 2,332
    edited September 2009

    Easy one for ya's

    Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?

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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker? :     nice 1 elsadog & cheers for your post on mr thread earlier very much appreciated your input have always been good at maths/numbers so when i'm tired if i'm counting in me head i'd add the small numbers 1st then add the 4x1000 1000   great thread tho mensa is calling you   well done at the tebles very nice win   dtw
    Posted by DTWBANDIT

    They got me in 1976

    ............And Yes I really am that old :(
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    Easy one for ya's Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
    Posted by 35suited
    Calling a child 'nana' could get confusing!

    Nunu

    Now I know how Bono got his name.

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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    Easy one for ya's Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the name of the fifth daughter?
    Posted by 35suited
    MARY
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited September 2009
    Oh yeah lol

    God I'm fick.
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  • 35suited35suited Member Posts: 2,332
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker? : MARY
    Posted by elsadog
    Correct you'd be surprised how many say nunu like nosey did
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  • NoseyBonkNoseyBonk Member Posts: 6,184
    edited September 2009
    I'm not playing anymore :-(
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  • webby234webby234 Member Posts: 1,781
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker? : 1. = fire? 2. = No idea
    Posted by 35suited

    fire is correct

    second one is pretty easy when you think about it

    webby
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    1, If you feed me i will live, if you give me water i will die, what am i? 2, I am always in the corner but fly all around the world, what am i? a couple of easy ones there for you guys. webby
    Posted by webby234
    No2 is a stamp
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  • BuistyboyBuistyboy Member Posts: 408
    edited September 2009
    thank you elsadog!!!

    that second one was driving me crazy lol
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  • webby234webby234 Member Posts: 1,781
    edited September 2009
    correct :-)
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    Couple of quick ones........


    How far can a dog run into the woods? ( to the nearest centimetre please)

    Why can't a polar bear eat a penguin?
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  • 35suited35suited Member Posts: 2,332
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Re: Are you fit to play poker?:
    Couple of quick ones........ How far can a dog run into the woods? ( to the nearest centimetre please) Why can't a polar bear eat a penguin?
    Posted by elsadog
    1. half way because any further the dog would be running out

    2. because they cant undo the wrapper
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  • DraigDraig Member Posts: 231
    edited September 2009
    2. because they are on different continents
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    both right on the polar bear but i prefer the 'they cant get the wrapper off' solution :)

    North Pole/South Pole for the educated folk.

    and spot on with doggy puzzle.
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  • anjie1970anjie1970 Member Posts: 410
    edited September 2009
    In Response to Are you fit to play poker?:
    You need to have an ability to do simple mental arithmatic to play poker so maybe you should try this: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it. Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30. Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000 Now add 10 . What is the total? Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100. If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! If you got it wrong give up the poker for a while and rest your brain.
    Posted by elsadog
    omg just done it on the family they all said 5000. amazing well done on open elsa.
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  • elsadogelsadog Member Posts: 5,677
    edited September 2009
    Thank you Anjie
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