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ive had enough im off
loonytoons
Member Posts: 4,270
Im sick of this rigged site, i was playing yesterday and this happened -
I was under the gun blinds were 10/20 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days, i think, they are the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds of 400 into the pot. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 400 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think, i thought 'you chancer' trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but he's having none of it,he must think im daft as he raises to 400. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going1000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me???
I was under the gun blinds were 10/20 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days, i think, they are the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds of 400 into the pot. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 400 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think, i thought 'you chancer' trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but he's having none of it,he must think im daft as he raises to 400. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going1000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me???
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Lol, I love lonytoons!
Post of the Week contender!
Great post
Every time I read that Post I lol a little more - it's sheer quality.
It's like Pandora's box. It's full of little unexpected gems.
i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds 200.
flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1
I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off
I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile
And here's the best of the lot.....
i have an outside straight draw
Loony - you are a legend.
I hope we see no more "real" posts slagging off the software as this is how silly they sound.
However saying that my QQ did just lose to AK so i'm off to join JokerStars.
I think I'll play my next 73s this way
RIGHT A WEEKLY POST M8 , THIS WAS BETTER THAN TOMMY COOPER, DAVE ALLEN AND BILLY CONNOLY ALL ROLLED INTO ONE
THX M8 U SO CHEERED ME UP , UR CLASS
brilliant post m8 the more times i read it the funnier it gets.only problem is some of the wingers who keep slagging off this site probably play just as in your post.LOL
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