sorry loony but 7-3 would of bin in dustybin faster than that, granny had pocket aces u say, well granny did not have to hit i think u dug your own grave there m8.but at the same time i do know what u mean about the generator to me the generator seems to be a brand new set of cards well numbers as there called in online poker all the best at the tables be lucky from lucky Posted by lucky77777
lolololololololololololololol
I didnt think it was possible, but that might actually be funnier than the original post?!?!?!?!
Im sick of this rigged site, i was playing yesterday and this happened - I was under the gun blinds were 20/40 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days i think they the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds 200. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 200 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think i thought you chancer trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but they having none of it,he must think im daft he raises to 500. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going2000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me??? Posted by loonytoons
Im sick of this rigged site, i was playing yesterday and this happened - I was under the gun blinds were 20/40 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days i think they the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds 200. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 200 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think i thought you chancer trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but they having none of it,he must think im daft he raises to 500. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going2000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me??? Posted by loonytoons
i dont like to criticise loonytoons but you are a very poor player! you should not be raising with 74s you must wait untill others go all in pre and then you call,this is basic sky poker so this leads me to think you are a very inexperienced player. i hope you will regard this as constructive criticism and not be offended.
ps..if you need any advice on playing 2/4 off suit please dont hesitate to pm me...
Best post I have ever read. Deserves a spot prize from Sky for giving everyone a good laugh. Posted by apollo_11
I don't have a Live Show this week, but if I did, I'd read it out & make sure it got a Spot-Prize - it's a classic.
The Moaning Minnies - who all seem to suddenly appear late on a Saturday night - do get on my nerves a bit, but that loonytoons Post more than makes up for them.
Im sick of this rigged site, i was playing yesterday and this happened - I was under the gun blinds were 10/20 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days, i think, they are the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds of 400 into the pot. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 400 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think, i thought 'you chancer' trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but he's having none of it,he must think im daft as he raises to 400. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going1000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me??? Posted by loonytoons
hiya loony--i regularly visit area 51 in search of solid proof that this site is rigged--- and now ---at last---i have found it--cheers loony--and just in case there are still players out there that think this site is bonafide and honest---let me tell you here and now----i have been hosting and playing live tournaments for 5 years now--with all kinds of players at every level of skill --and this scenario has never--ever-- happened in any live game i have ever played in ---ever--Obviously this is because its impossible--and could never happen live--unless the dealer was cheating and dealing from the bottom of the deck--come on now lads--you've seen at least hundreds of thousands of hands ---have you seen this happen?---i think not---what have you got to say for yourselves sky?---eh?---eh---come on---get out of that one --YOU CANT---SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME CLEAN AND ADMIT THAT LOONYTOONS HAS RUMBLED YOUR LITTLE GAME AND CLOSE THIS SITE DOWN NOW--BEFORE THE WHOLE WORLD GETS TO HEAR ABOUT THIS THREAD AND YOU FIND YOURSELVES LEAVING COURT BANKRUPT--WITH NO MORE GAMBLING SITES---AND NO MORE TELLY!!
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I didnt think it was possible, but that might actually be funnier than the original post?!?!?!?!
Great post m8.
you should not be raising with 74s you must wait untill others go all in pre and then you call,this is basic sky poker so this leads me to think you are a very inexperienced player.
i hope you will regard this as constructive criticism and not be offended.
ps..if you need any advice on playing 2/4 off suit please dont hesitate to pm me...
cheers daveyzz
this may hopefully give an explanation.
this is why i dont play unless I have my readers on and a bleeding good magnifying glass.
http://www.billrini.com/2004/11/30/proof-that-online-poker-is-rigged/
always be vigilant
Deserves a spot prize from Sky for giving everyone a good laugh.
POST OF THE WEEK
The Moaning Minnies - who all seem to suddenly appear late on a Saturday night - do get on my nerves a bit, but that loonytoons Post more than makes up for them.
It's nice to see a bit more humour here.
Oh the pub .. The Coc'k and Pullit ... ?
Mind you, the landlords a W~~~~R !!
nice one loony