If you wrote a "Loonytoon's Super System", I'd buy it. I'm sure that you'd find lots of players willing to contribute a chapter each. A quick scour of Area 51 would provide a long list.
Fantastic post - I love it. If you wrote a "Loonytoon's Super System", I'd buy it. I'm sure that you'd find lots of players willing to contribute a chapter each. A quick scour of Area 51 would provide a long list. Posted by MereNovice
hahahahaha i had to read that twice and thought what the hel is this a joke then i read evry1 elses and realised it is a joke. lol funny.
Im sick of this rigged site, i was playing yesterday and this happened - I was under the gun blinds were 10/20 and it was 1st deal of the tourny, we all had 3000 chips. I get dealt 7-3 clubs, happy days, i think, they are the same suit and i have an outside straight draw, so i put the standard raise of 20 big blinds of 400 into the pot. They all fold round to the small blind. He re raises 400 and the big blind folds. As anyone would think, i thought 'you chancer' trying to steal my chips so i call. Out comes the flop and its 7spades , Ace hearts and King diamonds. Happy days im thinking i mean ive hit a pair and im told you have a 1 in 3 chance of hitting on the flop, so the chances of him hitting as well must be millions to 1. I put the normal accepted continuation bet of 20 hoping to scare him off, but he's having none of it,he must think im daft as he raises to 400. Im not letting him away that easy so i call. the turn comes and its a 6 hearts. Now i know im in a strong position, i mean if hes lucky to hit a 6 then i have him beat with my 7's, i decide to slow play and check hoping to catch him out but he does the old double bluff by going1000. I then notice his Avatar - its an old granny, happy days he's a she and probably senile so i go all in, she calls and the river flops 9 clubs. When i see her cards im devistated how lucky can a player be, rag Aces she had i tell you , the Ace of diamonds and the Ace of spades, i tell you something needs to be done about the software on this site because this sort of thing is happening to me far too often for it to be a random coincidence. Does anyone agree with me??? Posted by loonytoons
loony this should have been nominated for thread of the week!!!
sorry loony but 7-3 would of bin in dustybin faster than that, granny had pocket aces u say, well granny did not have to hit i think u dug your own grave there m8.but at the same time i do know what u mean about the generator to me the generator seems to be a brand new set of cards well numbers as there called in online poker all the best at the tables be lucky from lucky Posted by lucky77777
HEAR HEAR
Yes you do get that sort of vib in mad moments but if you don't trust the software why are you here posting? And I would add that I do on the odd occation go with a rubbish hand but the last thing I would do is moan when I was out drawn/bet/played...the game is named poker not joker
Jez id forgotten this one, but ive improved a bit since then, i now only bet with rag aces and above lol, well to tell the truth, im still betting with anything lol, this brings back memories.
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If you wrote a "Loonytoon's Super System", I'd buy it.
I'm sure that you'd find lots of players willing to contribute a chapter each. A quick scour of Area 51 would provide a long list.
Yes you do get that sort of vib in mad moments but if you don't trust the software why are you here posting?
And I would add that I do on the odd occation go with a rubbish hand but the last thing I would do is moan when I was out drawn/bet/played...the game is named poker not joker
nice one, lol