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Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD***

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  • ErmintrudeErmintrude Member Posts: 2
    edited July 2011

    Man walks into a bar.

    Ouch!

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  • c_a_f_c10c_a_f_c10 Member Posts: 44
    edited July 2011
    last one ive got please air ian and james
    doctor doctori feel like a pair of curtainspull yourself together
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  • Donatello1Donatello1 Member Posts: 42
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    I walked passed the local electrical shop yesterday and saw a fantastic bargin. A 43 inch plasma screen tv for 25 quid. Only problem was the volume was stuck on high Well.................I couldn't turn it down!!
    Posted by Donatello1

    Pioneer PDP 436RXE - 43" plasma TV - widescreen - 720p

    PWNED JAMES lol
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  • ErmintrudeErmintrude Member Posts: 2
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    Man walks into a bar. Ouch!
    Posted by Ermintrude
    **** IT! Was beaten to it
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  • AcidMan27AcidMan27 Member Posts: 3,752
    edited July 2011
    Bit of useless info for you, that monkey joke was voted the funniest joke of all time a while back.


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  • aussie09aussie09 Member Posts: 8,033
    edited July 2011


    999 CALL

    "help, i think my husband is dead"

    "how do you know?"

    "he's not breathing"

    "are you sure, can you go and make sure?"

    FOOTSTEPS OFF

    GUNSHOT

    FOOTSTEPS BACK

    "Yes, he is now"



    (spike milligan)


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  • wrk139wrk139 Member Posts: 6
    edited July 2011
    Monkey joke was top UK joke

    Officially best global joke ever based on Spike Milligan sketch

    Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, 'BANG'.  "OK, now what?" 


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  • c_a_f_c10c_a_f_c10 Member Posts: 44
    edited July 2011
    fix i say 

    only joking good joke
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  • bigflop1bigflop1 Member Posts: 1,034
    edited July 2011
    hi james!!! enjoyed the show last night.. ian cracks me up..... who won the entry for sat nights game?? think i fell asleep b4 end of show!! also who won the roller and the tsp places?? thought id find it here somewhere but cant sorry
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  • J-HartiganJ-Hartigan Member Posts: 2,756
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    hi james!!! enjoyed the show last night.. ian cracks me up..... who won the entry for sat nights game?? think i fell asleep b4 end of show!! also who won the roller and the tsp places?? thought id find it here somewhere but cant sorry
    Posted by bigflop1
    Thanks, bigflop!

    Dan Brown won the Sunday Roller.

    An e-mailer called Michael (who didn't provide his Sky Poker alias) won the on-air competition.

    The six new members of TSP are:

    corn_rat22
    sam1986
    aussie09
    keysersoze6
    EBBERDON
    121285

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  • jenny_IYYjenny_IYY Member Posts: 184
    edited July 2011
    Well done all winners from last night but especially pleased to see cornrat get a place in tsp cos he seems a nice genuine guy and i wish him all the best with his sponsership
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  • bigflop1bigflop1 Member Posts: 1,034
    edited July 2011
    In Response to Re: Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD***:
    In Response to Re: Sunday's live show on channel 865 - with James & Ian ***OFFICIAL THREAD*** : Thanks, bigflop! Dan Brown won the Sunday Roller. An e-mailer called Michael (who didn't provide his Sky Poker alias) won the on-air competition. The six new members of TSP are: corn_rat22 sam1986 aussie09 keysersoze6 EBBERDON 121285
    Posted by J-Hartigan
    thanks james... well done dantb brown.. deserved win
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