Thanks to my sponsor, Mr Magoo, I can offer two boxes of Bonio biscuits, a pair of thick rimmed spectacles, a sachet of Bob Martin's tablets and a well chewed rubber ball.
VERY IMPRESSIVE , VERY IMPRESSIVE . THINK , IT IS TIME FOR AN UPDATE . TODAY , I MANAGED TO FIND SOME ADDITIONAL FUNDS FOR OUR PROJECT . ONE INVESTOR WHO WISHES TO REMAIN ANONYMOUS, HAS AGREED TO ADD , ONE USED AND DAMAGED SHOELACE COVERED IN MOULD . HOPEFULLY , THIS TIME TOMORROW , I CAN REVEAL MORE GOOD NEWS . THERE IS A RUMOUR THAT A CERTAIN TK HAS INVESTED IN OUR PROJECT. HE HAS BEEN VISITING THE AREA FREQUENTLY IN RECENT DAYS . HOWEVER , THIS RUMOUR IS FALSE OR HAS ANYONE HEARD DIFFERENTLY ? WELL , THAT'S ALL FOR NOW . IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO JOIN OUR SYNDICATE , PLEASE DON'T HESITATE TO CONTACT ME EITHER HERE , IN AREA 51 , OR MAIL ME AT ..BBITSFIXEDRULES. TY.
I agree, i think that Tikay is living in denial by saying 'i only go to area 51 to answer questions in moved threads lol' I think we need to put him into therapy so that he can finally come to terms with and admit that he is a secret Area51 junky and needs his daily fix.
i will offer a pint of lager a packet of pork scratchings Posted by scrumdown
WOW , YOU ARE CLEARLY SOMEONE WHO HAS SEEN THE POTENTIAL RETURN OF INVESTING IN THIS PROJECT . AS A MAJOR INVESTOR YOU WILL OFFCOUSE BE ENTITLED TO FREE AND FREQUENT CHATS WITH NURSE ELSA . YOU WILL NOT REGRET YOUR DECISION , I CAN ASSURE YOU OF THAT .
I've had this nice email from a man in Nigeria who has offered to bankroll the entire project as long as we all send him our personal banking details in order that he can send the funds.
I've had this nice email from a man in Nigeria who has offered to bankroll the entire project as long as we all send him our personal banking details in order that he can send the funds. Posted by Kiwini4u
DEAR KIWINI , PLEASE IGNORE THE MAIL . UNFORTUNATELY MY SECRETARY MADE A MISTAKE . THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN AGAIN, MY SINCERE APOLOGY .
For the record can I just say that Mutts Inc, have not got any vested interests in the purchase of area51, All previous investors of the unbreakable Humpty Dumpties can however invest via our offshore company Mutts Unlimited. Email your name and we will take care of your money as if it were ours.
In my official capacity as Father Vaigret in service to the Poker God I can advise you that after a long conclave with much white smoke I have been able to talk to the almighty one. He advised that from now on all plays will go as they should and their will be no more bad beats. Only the good players will win and the fish will be fed to the five thousand.
Therefore AREA 51 will become obsolete and advertising revenue will drop significantly.
Save your money , matchsticks, toilet rolls et al and invest in
POKER PARADISE
The new nirvana, STOP SHOUTING PILL, for money making
DEAR FATHER V , AS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN . PLEASE DON'T BE EMBARRASSED BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE THE LATEST UPDATE . I WAS JUST HAVING A LATE SUPPER WITH YOUR ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE FATHER D . ITS SEEMS THAT THE NEW CHANGES ONLY APPLY TO LIVE GAMES . THEREFORE WE WILL STILL CONTINUE IN OUR QUEST TO PURCHASE AREA 51. MY DEAR FRIEND , A LITTLE INVESTMENT BY YOUR GOOD SELF WOULD BE VERY WELCOME . OBVIOUSLY , THIS COULD BE ARRANGED WITHOUT THE WIDER PUBLIC EVER KNOWING . LETS MEET FOR LUNCH TO DISCUSS THIS FURTHER , MY SECRETARY WILL BE IN TOUCH . GOD BLESS YOU .
Thank you for the update but I'm afraid i outrank Father D in poker matters. However your invite for a meet and possible sponsorship of your endeavours sounds exciting. Look forward to welcoming you to my confessional box where we can keep all our little dealings secret.
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
In my official capacity as Father Vaigret in service to the Poker God I can advise you that after a long conclave with much white smoke I have been able to talk to the almighty one. He advised that from now on all plays will go as they should and their will be no more bad beats. Only the good players will win and the fish will be fed to the five thousand.
Therefore AREA 51 will become obsolete and advertising revenue will drop significantly.
Save your money , matchsticks, toilet rolls et al and invest in
POKER PARADISE
The new nirvana, STOP SHOUTING PILL, for money making
DEAR FATHER V , AS ALWAYS THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN . PLEASE DON'T BE EMBARRASSED BUT UNFORTUNATELY YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE THE LATEST UPDATE . I WAS JUST HAVING A LATE SUPPER WITH YOUR ESTEEMED COLLEAGUE FATHER D . ITS SEEMS THAT THE NEW CHANGES ONLY APPLY TO LIVE GAMES . THEREFORE WE WILL STILL CONTINUE IN OUR QUEST TO PURCHASE AREA 51. MY DEAR FRIEND , A LITTLE INVESTMENT BY YOUR GOOD SELF WOULD BE VERY WELCOME . OBVIOUSLY , THIS COULD BE ARRANGED WITHOUT THE WIDER PUBLIC EVER KNOWING . LETS MEET FOR LUNCH TO DISCUSS THIS FURTHER , MY SECRETARY WILL BE IN TOUCH . GOD BLESS YOU .
Thank you for the update but I'm afraid i outrank Father D in poker matters. However your invite for a meet and possible sponsorship of your endeavours sounds exciting.
Look forward to welcoming you to my confessional box where we can keep all our little dealings secret.
well kinda lady for area51 ,
she has had only 1 owner,
a bit of mileage on the clock granted ,
i have been trying to unload her somewhere now for quiet awhile,
so if your interested the wifey is available ,
i have her bags packed and she's on standby,
but hurry up with your decision ,
its raining outside ,
and you don't want her wetting all over area 51.
p.s. if you don't hear from me again m8y ,
that's means she has seen this post,
send father vaig over to give me my last blessing .
I hope this is enough to get me in.