What about those flopwits that use the whole time bar to make every single decision!!!!--even whether or not to call an all in for 5000 chips on the first level of a deep stack with 7-3 os!!!----
1) People that limp/call with premium hands *slap*
2) People that educate fish in the chat box/at the table
3) Railers irritating people in the chat box - You're not playing so you shouldn't be affecting people's decisions by telling them they played bad, or winding a particular person up.
4) Slowrolling.
5) People in DYMs who still try to play Poker, despite there only being 4 players left and an away player. How stupid can these people possibly be? Just fold, let the away guy blind out and everyone cashes.
"but I have Q10 and I want to limp and see a flop!!!!!111one" - No. Fold, before the away player gets back so we can all cash.
6) Writing sorry when you suck out on someone. If you're sorry, give me my chips back.
7) Regs who sit on your table when you try to start a new game, sit out, then snap sit in when a fish joins. Happening too much @ 20NL recently for my liking :S
8) The min bet. Most pointless thing EVER. Great when you're drawing ofc, but why do people do this? Just check plz, or go play Limit Hold'em.
9) When you're watching the live show and someone does something really terribad, and instead of ripping their heads off, the analysts just say "You didn't play that particularly well, I'm afraid..." - Nonono, tear them to shreds, it's much more fun to watch )
The best one or most annoying one ive ever had. Player raises UTG i have AK in SB theres 2 callers and i have 18BB i ship, UTG tanks folds, one of the callers calls. He flips over A3, flop bricks for both i double and a bit. He then proceeds to tell me why its bad to shove with AK. erm... ok sir i had the best hand you called with worse the best hand won, ill take all of you advice on board.
The one other one which seriously boils my crackers live. Your in a pot you have a good hand say TPTK, opponent bets you look at board and feel a flat is best. You flat, lead guy flips over two pair, ok ill just muck. Other player who folded pre flop, "I want to see your cards." You know what i called 5k on the river to find out ive just been flopping rivered and you want to see my hand, gimmie my 5k then ask me. Then the dealer says, "you have to show its house rules" I pick up cards flip them in the muck and tell them to go fish em out. Leave for a smoke, come back to get a warning because i didnt show my cards when only calling on the river.
9) When you're watching the live show and someone does something really terribad, and instead of ripping their heads off, the analysts just say "You didn't play that particularly well, I'm afraid..." - Nonono, tear them to shreds, it's much more fun to watch ) Posted by EvilPingu
In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : If I catch anyone doing that I usually, err, have a word with them in the chat box :P They don't usually do it again afterwards. Wonder if you can report people to customer care and get them chat banned for that, hmm... Posted by EvilPingu
I would have said something, but at the time, I did'nt want them to know that I knew how stupid they were.
I was playing cash yesterday--- flop came 556-----some flaphead wrote "hehe, I just folded 56"--- before the turn even came!!! Posted by oynutter
haha reminds me of the greatest live tell ive ever seen.
Sitting on a 50p/£1 cash table. everyone was shorting so i joined. Anyways, about 15 minutes since ive joined, an opponent whos played about 5 hands raises 3 callers im one of them the flop comes down 789r one guy in the hand stands up. I reload £200 and its in play now. Me and the other two players in the hand open fold, one of them showing a set of 8's. Guy who stood up and added £200 to his stack (which he was later told wouldnt be allowed to be in play anyways) sighs flips over TJ.
Table didnt say anything but i cant tell u how much i was lol'ing inside.
People that keep shoving wide untill you snap and call them with K-8, then they manage to split the pot with J-2--lol---- Nice one Max-- well played mate!---- in the end---lol
People that write "well played" in the chat box when the flop comes 992 and some flopwit calls a massive bet with 10-8----- woops--- that was me! Posted by oynutter
OHHH that really boils my pickle after you have just had you AA cracked by a K9 off and they shove pre hit trip ks or 9s and another player says nh after you just got knocked out, NH my a. r.se
Whats up with you all. People can play a hand how they like, good or bad, its their choice and money and if they are bad(like me) then they will lose in the long run (like me). The only thing which should get on your wick is abuse. Rant over sorry.
the arrogance of people wanting you to play the game a way that suits them
Surely a good poker player will take all theinformation leaked by players on this thread and use it against them APART from the stuff that is deemed bad etiquette and/or just plain stupid play
I find the most annoying thing, usually live but sometimes online aswell is after everyhand the same player saying i would have had full house , next hand , i would have had flush with my 73 of hearts. OK i think once in a while everyone has gone **** i folded this or that but some people go on and on and on.
YOU FOLDED,YOU WERE NOT IN THE HAND,NO ONE CARES!!!!
As you can proberly tell there is someone at my local casino who does this constantly and i am slightly annoyed by it.
The other thing that really gets my wick is when someone gets beat they say "Good old SKY" or "another SKY classic"
2 of my pet hates have proved popular. Ha ha and ty in the chatbox always get me riled. People who have to give their opinion on how the hand was played especially when they weren't involved. Just shut up please!
Most of the things that are listed here annoy me in some form or another. How I deal with them now is to not let them tilt me too much. I'm really trying to not type anything in chat boxes after a bad beat/stoopid play etc but if I have to it's either 'sigh' or 'meh'.(occasionally I type more but I'm doing it less). This actually helps me detilt and as a result I play better.
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+1 on Ryans comment.
The best one or most annoying one ive ever had. Player raises UTG i have AK in SB theres 2 callers and i have 18BB i ship, UTG tanks folds, one of the callers calls. He flips over A3, flop bricks for both i double and a bit. He then proceeds to tell me why its bad to shove with AK. erm... ok sir i had the best hand you called with worse the best hand won, ill take all of you advice on board.
The one other one which seriously boils my crackers live. Your in a pot you have a good hand say TPTK, opponent bets you look at board and feel a flat is best. You flat, lead guy flips over two pair, ok ill just muck. Other player who folded pre flop, "I want to see your cards." You know what i called 5k on the river to find out ive just been flopping rivered and you want to see my hand, gimmie my 5k then ask me. Then the dealer says, "you have to show its house rules" I pick up cards flip them in the muck and tell them to go fish em out. Leave for a smoke, come back to get a warning because i didnt show my cards when only calling on the river.
Wonder if you can report people to customer care and get them chat banned for that, hmm...
Sitting on a 50p/£1 cash table. everyone was shorting so i joined. Anyways, about 15 minutes since ive joined, an opponent whos played about 5 hands raises 3 callers im one of them the flop comes down 789r one guy in the hand stands up. I reload £200 and its in play now. Me and the other two players in the hand open fold, one of them showing a set of 8's. Guy who stood up and added £200 to his stack (which he was later told wouldnt be allowed to be in play anyways) sighs flips over TJ.
Table didnt say anything but i cant tell u how much i was lol'ing inside.
Surely a good poker player will take all theinformation leaked by players on this thread and use it against them APART from the stuff that is deemed bad etiquette and/or just plain stupid play
OK i think once in a while everyone has gone **** i folded this or that but some people go on and on and on.
YOU FOLDED,YOU WERE NOT IN THE HAND,NO ONE CARES!!!!
As you can proberly tell there is someone at my local casino who does this constantly and i am slightly annoyed by it.
The other thing that really gets my wick is when someone gets beat they say "Good old SKY" or "another SKY classic"
2 of my pet hates have proved popular. Ha ha and ty in the chatbox always get me riled. People who have to give their opinion on how the hand was played especially when they weren't involved. Just shut up please!
a can of sure for men (or women
being an oaf at the table and disrespecting people space only encourages me to try to bust you... quickly...
...oh and being slowplayed with the nuts when you think you have the nuts...TILT
People limp calling every pot, regardless of format/level/stage of T, and deck smacking them consistently.
Deck warming when table donk has just left.........
Phil Hellmuth/Tony G
How hooked I am on zoom/rush.
Having to bite my tongue live.