What about those flopwits that use the whole time bar to make every single decision!!!!--even whether or not to call an all in for 5000 chips on the first level of a deep stack with 7-3 os!!!---- Posted by oynutter
I went through a stage of doing this tbh - well half bar..
Not to tilt ppl but just because it does something very interesting in terms of controlling flow of game. I quit bothering as increased multi tabling made it moot.
I kind of see it as live equivelant of being concious of action intervals (time taken to bet/check when action on us).
There is a Guy that plays live at my Local Casino. Every Hand that goes to show down.... AND I MEAN EVERY HAND, even if he's not involved, he always says.
"Yeah that's what I put you on".... EVERY SINGLE **** TIME.
The guy must have X-Ray glasses he is so good. Can't quite work out why he never cashes ;o)
Nothing really gets on my wick except rude and abusive behaviour....which i report back to SKY hopefully to get them banned. I have no qualms about this and nobody else should. Sometimes, i do feel that some chat can be misread or misinterpreted though. I like to have a chat in the chat box myself though as i only play one table at a time. I'm there to enjoy myself not to particularly make money by grinding.
People who multi have a problem understandably and turn chat off but there's enough that don't. Good manners is all that's needed. If someone puts nh, i put Ty. Someone last night put when i check raised him and he had to fold. Nice touch. "sigh" is fine too. I will often put cheers gl folks after i'm knocked out etc. What's wrong with wishing people well. yes, i'd like to be there but.....
TommyD and Solack were on my table last night trying to knock each other out with short stacks it looked like and i put "congrats Tommy" based on his vegas package win. If he didn't have chat on then at least others saw it. I wish him well. Earlier in the same T there was some terrible behaviour by one chap(and poor 'blaming sky' play too). Swear words the lot. He lost a few hands and i'm pleased to say he was completely tilted. It was lovely to see him disappear 'down the chute" as it were. His name will be reported to Sky today!.........
"If you can't do the time then don't do the crime."
Why have people got to swear by writing connotations of the usual words to get around sky chat. Can't they hold back in the time it takes to write it? It flabbergasts me! Mind you, the spelling and grammar of these 'people' beggars belief and probably is a 'tell' on their level of education and good manners.....
Anyway, i'll " goodnight Gracie" as it were. OOOO, i do feel better for that! Sorry, i just got carried away. Have a good weekend. All the best....
PS Before all you ex english teachers check my spelling and grammar, i will admit to running the spell checker over this tome! As an ex maths teacher, i know my limits!!! Cheers
When u raise 5xbb utg with AA and someone calls with j,10 suited and then calls all your huge bets to the river and rivers a flush then bets a small bet to try to make it look like a steal so I shove an lose it all!!!true story form last night! DONKEYS are what get on my nerves !!awfull donkeys that do nothing but get lucky and go eee awww eee awe,call what they shouldn't,play out of position,and generally don't have a clue! They grind my gears!
Good thread by the way,opening the flood gates for some serious winging lol
When u raise 5xbb utg with AA and someone calls with j,10 suited and then calls all your huge bets to the river and rivers a flush then bets a small bet to try to make it look like a steal so I shove an lose it all!!!true story form last night! DONKEYS are what get on my nerves !!awfull donkeys that do nothing but get lucky and go eee awww eee awe,call what they shouldn't,play out of position,and generally don't have a clue! They grind my gears!
Good thread by the way,opening the flood gates for some serious winging lol
People telling everyone how they should play (mainly live) Ummmm bricking straight flush/royal draws is never fun Most of all tho its the OMG RIGGED brigade. Got no clue about the game at all or the numbers involved within it....show just amazing amounts of ignorance and its usually poor players who rather than accept they are poor players want to blame it on the Sky RNG. Just incred. Posted by scotty77
This pretty much summed up what i was going to add.
Especially people in heads up cash where they have a go at you for playing their tendencies against them. I think it's frustration because they can't figure out how to beat you.
Nothing really gets on my wick except rude and abusive behaviour....which i report back to SKY hopefully to get them banned. I have no qualms about this and nobody else should. Sometimes, i do feel that some chat can be misread or misinterpreted though. I like to have a chat in the chat box myself though as i only play one table at a time. I'm there to enjoy myself not to particularly make money by grinding. People who multi have a problem understandably and turn chat off but there's enough that don't. Good manners is all that's needed. If someone puts nh, i put Ty. Someone last night put when i check raised him and he had to fold. Nice touch. "sigh" is fine too. I will often put cheers gl folks after i'm knocked out etc. What's wrong with wishing people well. yes, i'd like to be there but..... TommyD and Solack were on my table last night trying to knock each other out with short stacks it looked like and i put "congrats Tommy" based on his vegas package win. If he didn't have chat on then at least others saw it. I wish him well. Earlier in the same T there was some terrible behaviour by one chap(and poor 'blaming sky' play too). Swear words the lot. He lost a few hands and i'm pleased to say he was completely tilted. It was lovely to see him disappear 'down the chute" as it were. His name will be reported to Sky today!......... "If you can't do the time then don't do the crime." Why have people got to swear by writing connotations of the usual words to get around sky chat. Can't they hold back in the time it takes to write it? It flabbergasts me! Mind you, the spelling and grammar of these 'people' beggars belief and probably is a 'tell' on their level of education and good manners..... Anyway, i'll " goodnight Gracie" as it were. OOOO, i do feel better for that! Sorry, i just got carried away. Have a good weekend. All the best.... PS Before all you ex english teachers check my spelling and grammar, i will admit to running the spell checker over this tome! As an ex maths teacher, i know my limits!!! Cheers Posted by profman15
LOL people that declare nothing gets on their wick, and then proceed to type a looper rant---- What's that all about---lol
In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : OHHH that really boils my pickle after you have just had you AA cracked by a K9 off and they shove pre hit trip ks or 9s and another player says nh after you just got knocked out, NH my a. r.se Posted by Dazler
+ a Nutter---- lol-- What should we do with these people Dazler?
What about when everyone folds round to the big blind, and they use the whole time bar to decide not to show their hand??--- who gives a flying flop what they had?--- FLAPHEADS!
BUT WHAT i REALLY HATE---- Is doctors and consultants that tell you bare faced lies!!!!
I was told by the cardiologist consultant that my intolerance and inability to suffer fools gladly was a well known symptom of my heart condition, they fixed my heart, but Richard Orford still gets on my wick!!!
The rigged comment do they realy think we want to hear them moan but I do tell them if you think its rigged boy that makes you realy stupid to pay your money and play.
Players in a satellite who dont relise 1 or 3rd go through so why are they so stupid to risk it all on the bubble when it dosent matter who wins!
Also the rude offensive players who dont understand the game and want to have a fight with you arr bless them I do make it my mission when they are rude to me to get poker revenge which of course is to take their stack every time we met on a table lol
And 1 last one the players who dont enjoy and have fun at the game why the **** pay to be unhappy lol
In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : + a Nutter---- lol-- What should we do with these people Dazler? Posted by oynutter
get a cheese grater, coat it with salt after blunting it a little and then grate off there nose! then use the grated nose and sprinkle it over some dog poo and make them eat it!
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Not to tilt ppl but just because it does something very interesting in terms of controlling flow of game. I quit bothering as increased multi tabling made it moot.
I kind of see it as live equivelant of being concious of action intervals (time taken to bet/check when action on us).
I think they should dealt first and called Streaming Puddles!
Nothing really gets on my wick except rude and abusive behaviour....which i report back to SKY hopefully to get them banned. I have no qualms about this and nobody else should.
when i check raised him and he had to fold. Nice touch. "sigh" is fine too. I will often put cheers gl folks after i'm knocked out etc. What's wrong with wishing people well. yes, i'd like to be there but.....
Sometimes, i do feel that some chat can be misread or misinterpreted though. I like to have a chat in the chat box myself though as i only play one table at a time. I'm there to enjoy myself not to particularly make money by grinding.
People who multi have a problem understandably and turn chat off but there's enough that don't.
Good manners is all that's needed. If someone puts nh, i put Ty. Someone last night put
TommyD and Solack were on my table last night trying to knock each other out with short stacks it looked like and i put "congrats Tommy" based on his vegas package win. If he didn't have chat on then at least others saw it. I wish him well.
Earlier in the same T there was some terrible behaviour by one chap(and poor 'blaming sky' play too). Swear words the lot. He lost a few hands and i'm pleased to say he was completely tilted. It was lovely to see him disappear 'down the chute" as it were. His name will be reported to Sky today!.........
"If you can't do the time then don't do the crime."
Why have people got to swear by writing connotations of the usual words to get around sky chat. Can't they hold back in the time it takes to write it? It flabbergasts me! Mind you, the spelling and grammar of these 'people' beggars belief and probably is a 'tell' on their level of education and good manners.....
Anyway, i'll " goodnight Gracie" as it were. OOOO, i do feel better for that! Sorry, i just got carried away. Have a good weekend. All the best....
PS Before all you ex english teachers check my spelling and grammar, i will admit to running the spell checker over this tome! As an ex maths teacher, i know my limits!!! Cheers
People who post exactly the same thing twice on forum threads
Especially people in heads up cash where they have a go at you for playing their tendencies against them. I think it's frustration because they can't figure out how to beat you.
I was told by the cardiologist consultant that my intolerance and inability to suffer fools gladly was a well known symptom of my heart condition, they fixed my heart, but Richard Orford still gets on my wick!!!
Players in a satellite who dont relise 1 or 3rd go through so why are they so stupid to risk it all on the bubble when it dosent matter who wins!
Also the rude offensive players who dont understand the game and want to have a fight with you arr bless them I do make it my mission when they are rude to me to get poker revenge which of course is to take their stack every time we met on a table lol
And 1 last one the players who dont enjoy and have fun at the game why the **** pay to be unhappy lol