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WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?

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  • yidette9yidette9 Member Posts: 703
    edited May 2012
    gotta be when my husband (budgirl) is sitting right beside me watching me play and offers his advice.

    I used to go with his advice and lose ....... now I just give him "the look" and he shuts up

    The Look ftw xx
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : get a cheese grater, coat it with salt after blunting it a little and then grate off there nose! then use the grated nose and sprinkle it over some dog poo and make them eat it!
    Posted by Dazler
     Thanks for the advice there Dazler, should I use my dog, or their dog?
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    gotta be when my husband (budgirl) is sitting right beside me watching me play and offers his advice. I used to go with his advice and lose ....... now I just give him "the look" and he shuts up The Look ftw xx
    Posted by yidette9
    NANA NA NA, NANA NA NA, NA NA NANA NA, NANA NANA NA NA, She's got the look!--- good song init--lol
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    People that write "good luck" in the chat box after someone shoves on the bubble and everyone has folded round to them--- then let the time bar go to zero, and fold.


     woops, that was me too--lol
  • The_Don90The_Don90 Member Posts: 9,818
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    gotta be when my husband (budgirl) is sitting right beside me watching me play and offers his advice. I used to go with his advice and lose ....... now I just give him "the look" and he shuts up The Look ftw xx
    Posted by yidette9
    i suspect me and budgril have something in common. mel tells me about a hand i say, can i see hand history (my prefered way of teaching) alot of the time comes the look.
  • profman15profman15 Member Posts: 1,808
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : LOL people that declare nothing gets on their wick, and then proceed to type a looper rant---- What's that all about---lol
    Posted by oynutter
    Sorry if you think my post was a "looper rant", oynutter. It wasn't meant to be at all. By the way i put  "nothing really got on my wick" not "nothing got on my wick" which is different. Maybe, it's tthat misinterpretation thing. I meant mine to be semi-serious in that i think we should report abusive, rude and racist comments but tried to make it light-hearted. Maybe, in the same way that your nine posts on the same topic have, eh?(Some ARE funny...LOL) 
     Let's agree to say hi when we meet on a table.eh? Cheers...
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? :  Thanks for the advice there Dazler, should I use my dog, or their dog?
    Posted by oynutter
    no not yours not theres someone elses dog.
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : Sorry if you think my post was a "looper rant", oynutter. It wasn't meant to be at all. By the way i put  "nothing really got on my wick" not "nothing got on my wick" which is different. Maybe, it's tthat misinterpretation thing. I meant mine to be semi-serious in that i think we should report abusive, rude and racist comments but tried to make it light-hearted. Maybe, in the same way that your nine posts on the same topic have, eh?(Some ARE funny...LOL)   Let's agree to say hi when we meet on a table.eh? Cheers...
    Posted by profman15
     Sorry profman, was only having a laugh,  "looper rant", lol--- I knew that would wind you up, but I could'nt help myself--sorry
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : no not yours not theres someone elses dog.
    Posted by Dazler
     Me Julees dog is a Nutter!-- will he do?
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? :  Me Julees dog is a Nutter!-- will he do?
    Posted by oynutter
    if he can whip one out thats really pongy then yea **** do nicely :)
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : if he can whip one out thats really pongy then yea **** do nicely :)
    Posted by Dazler
     How about some hundreds and thousands on it, as a bluff?
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? :  How about some hundreds and thousands on it, as a bluff?
    Posted by oynutter
    yea that would surprise them could even put a flake in it with some sauce and put it in a 99 cone.
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012

     Tikay has taught me a lot about poker philosophy and I've decided all these people are selfish in bed and therefore missing out on all those lovely things we do for our julees pleasure--- haha-- ner ner na ner ner!!
  • donkeyplopdonkeyplop Member Posts: 3,795
    edited May 2012
    Andrew Feldman.
  • OopnorthOopnorth Member Posts: 157
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : get a cheese grater, coat it with salt after blunting it a little and then grate off there nose! then use the grated nose and sprinkle it over some dog poo and make them eat it!
    Posted by Dazler
    Daz, with such a vivid imagination Im not surprised I havent got a clue what the **** youre doing when we meet and end up a jibbering wreck at the keyboard at some of your sublime manouveres... Run well, but keep making me smile too !
  • DazlerDazler Member Posts: 3,970
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK? : Daz, with such a vivid imagination Im not surprised I havent got a clue what the **** youre doing when we meet and end up a jibbering wreck at the keyboard at some of your sublime manouveres... Run well, but keep making me smile too !
    Posted by Oopnorth
    lol my brain is overflowing with wierdness its like a big tent at the circus of bizare filled with baboons wearing mankinees dancing around a badger wearing wellington boots holding a dil-do :)
  • oynutteroynutter Member Posts: 4,773
    edited May 2012
    Endless threads about people being abused at the tables is starting to get on my pokery wick---- If someone recieves unacceptable abuse in the chat box, they can report it-- problem solved---game over--flop sake!

     I just say something like "shut up you flaphead", or "jeeezzuss, is that right, I thought my Mum was passed it"

     If you want to report them, do so, all alone by yourself, high horses are for people with extra long legs, innit
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited May 2012
    Mainly my mates.  They all cheat, but no one else will play with me... :(
  • WilhelmWilhelm Member Posts: 1,730
    edited May 2012
    In Response to Re: WHAT GETS RIGHT ON YOUR POKERY WICK?:
    Andrew Feldman.
    Posted by donkeyplop
    Big +1.

    Schwartz over Feldman any day.
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