In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD : EXCUSE me young Lady. As your Official Mentor, I suggest you go for Team tikay. I mean, you will want me to vote for you when you do YOUR Team Challenge, yes? And I don't talk to Team Orford members, either. I hope I make myself quite clear. Posted by Tikay10
Sorry but if you are not on team Orford you should not be posting on this thread - please go back to your own thread - if you want me to put it less eloquently I can do.
And for the older sight challenged members of the opposition - MOVE AWAY FROM THE ORFORD THREAD.
Holy moley, I don't even know where to start with all this!
I notice straight off the bat that my dirty lowdown rotten opponent timed the announcement of this tournament to coincide with my Play The Presenter night. So whilst I've been busy chatting to players, he's sneaked off behind my back and started up loads of anti-Orford threads!
Mods! Chat and forum ban please! As Bob Marley sang once "He's spamming- spamming, spamming, spamming, hope you like spamming too!"
Secondly- thanks to everyone who has voted for me so far- although reading through the posts it seems most of them are sympathy votes or a desire to see Tikay in a dress. But beggars can't be choosers, and I'll take it where I can get it.
Thirdly- my conniving opponent has spent the better part of today (knowing full well that this was going to be announced tonight, whilst I remained in the dark) canvassing the votes of Sky Poker regulars!
Some might say that's cheap and degrading.
I wouldn't.
I'd go further.
I'd say it was desperate. So, I hereby declare that I will make no overt attempt to get anyone on board in my camp- I will sit and wait and find out who's going to 'nut up or shut up'!
Fourthly- can't think of anything for 'fourth'- will get back to you on that...
Fifthly- right Team Orford- let's ignore that 'Opeless Orford' thread set up by the opposition. It's bad for team morale and, much more importantly, denting my ego- so, no more posts on there from members of Team Orford, please.
From now on, we will post only on here- THIS is the official Team Orford thread. I want that ‘Opeless Orford’ thread dropping down to page 2 by sunrise, and that's an order soldiers!
Sixthly (is there such a word as ‘sixthly’?)- you want to win money don’t you? Take a little look at the quality line-up already signed up for Team Orford. ‘nuff said….
Rich all the way, just wait for Tikay to fall asleep and u can take it all Posted by mike1975
And there we have the winning tactic. Job's a goodun. Lets have the tourneys mid afternoon and we're winning all the way as that's when the nurse puts him out for his nap.
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Glad to have you all as team mates
And for the older sight challenged members of the opposition - MOVE AWAY FROM THE ORFORD THREAD.
Oops. Banished by a Girlie!
Holy moley, I don't even know where to start with all this!
I notice straight off the bat that my dirty lowdown rotten opponent timed the announcement of this tournament to coincide with my Play The Presenter night. So whilst I've been busy chatting to players, he's sneaked off behind my back and started up loads of anti-Orford threads!
Mods! Chat and forum ban please! As Bob Marley sang once "He's spamming- spamming, spamming, spamming, hope you like spamming too!"
Secondly- thanks to everyone who has voted for me so far- although reading through the posts it seems most of them are sympathy votes or a desire to see Tikay in a dress. But beggars can't be choosers, and I'll take it where I can get it.
Thirdly- my conniving opponent has spent the better part of today (knowing full well that this was going to be announced tonight, whilst I remained in the dark) canvassing the votes of Sky Poker regulars!
Some might say that's cheap and degrading.
I wouldn't.
I'd go further.
I'd say it was desperate. So, I hereby declare that I will make no overt attempt to get anyone on board in my camp- I will sit and wait and find out who's going to 'nut up or shut up'!
Fourthly- can't think of anything for 'fourth'- will get back to you on that...
Fifthly- right Team Orford- let's ignore that 'Opeless Orford' thread set up by the opposition. It's bad for team morale and, much more importantly, denting my ego- so, no more posts on there from members of Team Orford, please.
From now on, we will post only on here- THIS is the official Team Orford thread. I want that ‘Opeless Orford’ thread dropping down to page 2 by sunrise, and that's an order soldiers!
Sixthly (is there such a word as ‘sixthly’?)- you want to win money don’t you? Take a little look at the quality line-up already signed up for Team Orford. ‘nuff said….
…for the moment.
Ur the man!!!
**** it, I just have.
Rich all the way, just wait for Tikay to fall asleep and u can take it all
And there we have the winning tactic. Job's a goodun. Lets have the tourneys mid afternoon and we're winning all the way as that's when the nurse puts him out for his nap.