In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD : Our boss likes 2 provide money to the sky regulars, it was all part of the master plan barry Posted by Ozzie08
Right troops! Less than 3 days to go. I want you all to take this tournament VERY seriously- that means over the next couple of nights- no alcohol, no nookie and early to bed- let's say 7pm. I want you all to jog 10 miles a day and spend at least 3 hours a day studying your opponents on the tables. Victory is at hand but, lest we get complacent- please note below a timely reminder of what we're up against... Posted by RICHORFORD
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Definitely no alcohol ... from tomorrow. As for jogging ... lol ... I have a car! I may stick some of those electric pads on my belly, that's the closest I get to exercise. Don't worry though Rich, I've been reading a poker book for tournament tips and am now full of ideas. That's Gus' book.
Right troops! Less than 3 days to go. I want you all to take this tournament VERY seriously- that means over the next couple of nights- no alcohol, no nookie and early to bed- let's say 7pm. I want you all to jog 10 miles a day and spend at least 3 hours a day studying your opponents on the tables. Victory is at hand but, lest we get complacent- please note below a timely reminder of what we're up against... Posted by RICHORFORD
In Response to Re: LONG LIVE LORD ORFORD : Can we negotiate? Posted by elsadog
Just make your life easier, switch to team tikay, and the only preparation you will need is to get the pot of tea and hobnobs ready by the laptop, a pillow, a duvet and start snooooozing:)
Great to have you all on board. I'm welling up! We definitely have the strongest team and what's more, our average age is less than 90. We will romp this... Posted by RICHORFORD
That's right buddy, you will be at the end of this lol got a box of tissues for you all being sent out for tuesday evening and you will all have a special place on the form where you can post all your hard luck stories ...... it's going to be called the donkey sanitarium
when battle commences and the cards are shuffled orford's feathers will soon be ruffled the man has no class and relies on luck hence the name "lord smuck" tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure but this victory he will treasure skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear hopeless orford is shivvering with fear as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning the money's all in and tikay's in heaven flips over his cards its a straight to the 7 lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind" to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"
Load Orford gets to give the old man a more modern make-over. Hair, clothes etc, His team for following him = chat ban for four days (so they can read posts about how much better our team played) Reduced to two days if they sign up to a lossers trainig tourney.
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Ready to follow my lord in to battle
Definitely no alcohol ... from tomorrow. As for jogging ... lol ... I have a car! I may stick some of those electric pads on my belly, that's the closest I get to exercise. Don't worry though Rich, I've been reading a poker book for tournament tips and am now full of ideas. That's Gus' book.
Can we negotiate?
I like this one and the stair lift LMAO
orford's feathers will soon be ruffled
the man has no class and relies on luck
hence the name "lord smuck"
tikay's cool, calm and a man of leisure
but this victory he will treasure
skybet have suspended all odds, cos the outcome is clear
hopeless orford is shivvering with fear
as the final hands are dealt and orford is grinning
much to his stupidity, its tikay whos winning
the money's all in and tikay's in heaven
flips over his cards its a straight to the 7
lord muck screams and shouts and says "i had 3 of a kind"
to which tikay replies "your out of your mind!!"
TEAM TIKAY ARE READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!
Load Orford gets to give the old man a more modern make-over. Hair, clothes etc,
His team for following him = chat ban for four days (so they can read posts about how much better our team played) Reduced to two days if they sign up to a lossers trainig tourney.
Lord Orford will lead us to victory!
is lord Orford his official name for coming team challenge also wots the mascot gonna be dtw
Good luck troops and remember- they may take our lives but they will never take our freedom!!!
Good line that, they should put that in a movie or something.
Anyway, news just in- this lady just managed to squeeze into Tikay's team, but only because she 'came of age' to qualify this very day...
See you tomorrow!