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Bennydip2 (X Files) "The Truth Is Out There"?
bennydip2
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Benny's Thoughts On Poker !!
To learn to understand a tournament poker players life you have to look at, or imagine the life of a boxer in the ring. From the first bell, when he is sparring and jabbing, feeling his opponents out, looking to go the distance and finally looking to land the knock out punch.
In many ways there are similarities from the beginning when your starting out learning your trade to the end , when maybe you become the world or european champion, or, you fall by the wayside, another contender !
You have to take the bumps, use the ropes, roll with the punches and take the breaks when the bell rings and above all you need patience and a big heart.
Confidence is of course the major part in any boxers time in the ring and the same has to be said of a winning tournament poker player .
In both sports there have been great champions on their day, but how many also ran, how many could have been a contender if only they had done the homework, the training, practiced the moves and learnt their trade !!
In any sport psychology is probably the biggest factor and good psychology is about forming good habits !!...
Bad habits are like a disease and losing can become a habit and after a while you start to accept losing, it becomes a habit !!
However if you make good habits, it can help you to win, all of a sudden winning can become a habit !!!....
So, as in all sports and life itself, ultimately we must take control of what we do, form good habits ,change things when we're losing, dont let losing become a habit because that is the quickest way to 'The Poker Hospital' !! ........
Now where was i ........?? oyi oyi Nurse !!!!!!
Bennydip2 !
In many ways there are similarities from the beginning when your starting out learning your trade to the end , when maybe you become the world or european champion, or, you fall by the wayside, another contender !
You have to take the bumps, use the ropes, roll with the punches and take the breaks when the bell rings and above all you need patience and a big heart.
Confidence is of course the major part in any boxers time in the ring and the same has to be said of a winning tournament poker player .
In both sports there have been great champions on their day, but how many also ran, how many could have been a contender if only they had done the homework, the training, practiced the moves and learnt their trade !!
In any sport psychology is probably the biggest factor and good psychology is about forming good habits !!...
Bad habits are like a disease and losing can become a habit and after a while you start to accept losing, it becomes a habit !!
However if you make good habits, it can help you to win, all of a sudden winning can become a habit !!!....
So, as in all sports and life itself, ultimately we must take control of what we do, form good habits ,change things when we're losing, dont let losing become a habit because that is the quickest way to 'The Poker Hospital' !! ........
Now where was i ........?? oyi oyi Nurse !!!!!!
Bennydip2 !
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Works with things like chess and tabletennis.... tell a boxer he is the same as a chess player... go on dares u
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter. Ten men and one woman.
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One night,
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If Tom Watson wins the Golf Open !!!
This was Tom (left) with Jack Nicklaus as they fought out 'the dual in the sun" at Turnberry in 1977 !!
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......I dropped the phone !!
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Brilliant story !!
Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their
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Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn't turn up."
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Wait a minute, that's my neighbor in there with her...... He's naked, too!!!"
He turned to the hit man, "How much do you charge for a hit?"
"I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars each time I pull the trigger."
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"Sure, what do you want?"
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The hit man lifted the rifle and took aim, standing perfectly still for a few minutes.
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